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MPGomatic

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We’re all cartoon characters. We can do anything we want.

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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Uhhhh, okay. www.theguardian.com/science/2026...
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Portal to a dimension that could’ve been …
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Imagine this as a bolt-on golf cart body.
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
With apologies in advance for the slop … an aero nose should improve highway range and forward visibility.
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Killing the Fiesta (and Focus) might’ve been Jim’s biggest mistake. Greenlighting the dual-clutch was Mark’s. We need FlexFuel EcoBoost three-banger manuals.
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Seeing a Rotolactor left a permanent impression on my brain.
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I need to knock out a “How I Turned my Fiesta SFE into a D-I-Y Fiesta Van That Paid the Mortgage” video …
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
My three-banger manual Fi3sta SFE hatch has rolled up 187K miles. Every day is a gift. Here’s a recent stunt drive:
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Saturday Night Nano Banana Slop Fever.
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
1.0L EcoBoost manual 186K Fiesta in ideal conditions, on Vredersteins.
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Gotta love it. Also, this.
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The feds take away the carrot. 🥕 And 💥 the cluestick of pain appears. 📏
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Bath time is coming.
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
1.0L EcoBoost Manual Fiesta. No traffic lights. 72°. Light wind. Mostly flat. Tires slightly under-inflated.
54.5 average MPG at 72° displayed on a Ford Fiesta’s driver information center.25.2 mile trip distance at 72° displayed on a Ford Fiesta’s driver information center.36 average MPH at 72° displayed on a Ford Fiesta’s driver information center.
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Not a prune.
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
What if GM rebadged the i3?
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
$3.99 per gallon makes the math easy with a 40 MPG daily. Brother, can you spare a dime (per mile)?
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Behold the small but mighty Fi3sta!
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
A modern take on the Brubaker Box kit car could be spectacular. www.reddit.com/r/sportsandc...
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Flax composite pseudo woodgrain panels need to be a thing. Also, a Crown Vic EV.
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
$20 on EleMENTAL Woodie (built on the Equinox EV platform) to win.
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Once upon a time, I wanted to be an artist, but I didn’t have the talent or the proper training. So I started writing books about creating art with computers, also without talent or the proper training. With a free AI slop sausage factory on tap, all is lost.
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Brother, can you spare a shiny new 2026 dime?
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I co-authored this back in the day, with two hugely talented animators. Gary Lieb, may he rest in peace, was an underground cartoonist. A sizable portion of the book focused on the production of “Jicketts Speed Shop.” It was brilliant.
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
New project car idea. Behold the tiny but mighty Leafirillo!
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Yeah, it’s a ****box.
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Still a bit sloppy. 🍌 🔨
A white Dodge Neon SRT Revenger, based loosely on the 2026 Peugeot e-208 GTi, headed up a mountain pass dirt road at sunset at speed, with a hideous neon green underglow.
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Buttery Nano Banana Slop Nog
A My Little Toaster themed Scion xB cruising down the buttery highway, with Santa and his reindeer flying above, dropping chrome supercharged V8 engines, wrapped in red ribbons with bows
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Knocked out a Buick, too. Gotta wonder what they’ll build on that platform.
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
How aboutta Regurgabadged Kia van?
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Should I follow up with a stream of real-time warping photos of grannies of grannies ‘n gramps in muscle cars from PCB?
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Imagine a Waymoized Dymaxion RV Brightdrop (that wasn’t barfed out by Nano Banana) …
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I haven’t fiddled with Veo video yet, but Nano Banana is amusing. The client never knows what they want until you give them exactly what they’ve asked for. And then the fun begins.
A bull on fire, with machetes duct taped to his horns, running through a China shop, while Slash, wearing his signature top hat and decked out in a black leather suit, plays an electric guitar, rendered in the style of a Mad Magazine cover from the mid-1960s.
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Are you hip enough to daily a Dacia Hipster? www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/new...
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
During the peak of the pandemic, the cargo space in my D-I-Y Fi3sta van was stuffed with over 60 bags of groceries on multiple occasions. I was pulled over once. The officer was awesome. I dreamed about having a digital rear view.
How many bags of Whole Foods groceries will fit into the cargo space in a Ford Fiesta hatchback?
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MPGomatic @mpgomatic.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
🔴 🔴 🔴 🔴 🔴
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