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Daily MPGiS Quotes @mpgis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

what the fuck? i got my fucking arms ripped off for second runner up?

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Daily MPGiS Quotes @mpgis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i’m sorry i just needed to get that off my chest. similar to the way that you RIPPED MY ARMS OFF OF MY CHEST.

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Daily MPGiS Quotes @mpgis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i’m 17 and attractive what the fuck do i have to be stressed about

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Daily MPGiS Quotes @mpgis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

unless of course you move to pittsburgh with your receptionist on your son’s fourth birthday, then your responsibility only involves sending a birthday card and renewing a gamefly membership

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Daily MPGiS Quotes @mpgis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

she may be a dirty fucking slut but at least she’s ours

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Daily MPGiS Quotes @mpgis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

but if you put too much it won’t mix with the liquid and it’ll just sit on top like semen on root beer

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Daily MPGiS Quotes @mpgis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

it’s like Jonathan, only shorter

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Daily MPGiS Quotes @mpgis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

the day i hang out with you is the day i floss my fucking teeth

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Daily MPGiS Quotes @mpgis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

shay and i are at war with the cheer squad, you got sent home from school for infecting the entire third grade with lice

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Daily MPGiS Quotes @mpgis.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

my tongue tastes like splinters

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Daily MPGiS Quotes @mpgis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

jenna derabond is in charge of the door what the fuck is she doing letting ashley katchadorian let people in

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Daily MPGiS Quotes @mpgis.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

i love the women, i have sex with girl parts all the time

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Daily MPGiS Quotes @mpgis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

“you’re my rock” “and you’re my roll”

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Daily MPGiS Quotes @mpgis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

jesus christ i feel like im arguing with the cast of fucking ducktales over here

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Daily MPGiS Quotes @mpgis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

but wait whats this? a girl with no arms? well if i dont vote for her i most surely will burn in the firey fire of hellfire for all eternity. in fact let me vote for her twice to ensure she never experiences heartbreak or disappointment ever again in her entire life. after all, she does have no arms

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Daily MPGiS Quotes @mpgis.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

did you hear about tim wallace’s new car? it’s a fiat

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Daily MPGiS Quotes @mpgis.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

why wouldn’t you be going to a class where you learn french? even though you’re already french? you adorable little— i’ll see you later!

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Daily MPGiS Quotes @mpgis.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

because i got a brand new 31 year old boyfriend suck it bitches!

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Daily MPGiS Quotes @mpgis.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

hey guys should i be the one in charge of bringing the pussaaayyy

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Daily MPGiS Quotes @mpgis.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

oh whore! it says whore like a prostitute! oh, that… not nice

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Daily MPGiS Quotes @mpgis.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

i’d eaten 3 chili dogs and washed them down with a mountain dew. code red. code red mountain dew.

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Daily MPGiS Quotes @mpgis.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

we have new vending machines on campus, they take credit cards now

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Daily MPGiS Quotes @mpgis.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

your uniforms look like you made them out of pixie stix and crushed up rolaids

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Daily MPGiS Quotes @mpgis.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

because it is my beautiful long dick he is sucking. and he sucks it good.

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Lore 🧪 @loremaster.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

"Did you really just say that? Jesus Christ, get the fuck over yourself."

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Daily MPGiS Quotes @mpgis.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

“i’m a 0” “me too” “me too” “me too”

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Daily MPGiS Quotes @mpgis.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

we talked, you pooped, i thought we had a connection

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Daily MPGiS Quotes @mpgis.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

deandra do you like making me look like a dick hole? do you?

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Daily MPGiS Quotes @mpgis.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

was it slutty of me that i gave you a handjob last night

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Daily MPGiS Quotes @mpgis.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

this motherfucking beret wearing boyfriend stealing giggling stuttering piece of canadian horse shit

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Daily MPGiS Quotes @mpgis.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

fuck you saison marguerite. fuck you, fuck your boyfriend and the fucking fetus that’s growing in the disease ridden void that you call a goddamn womb

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Daily MPGiS Quotes @mpgis.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

yippee-ki-yay, you stupid fucking cunt

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Daily MPGiS Quotes @mpgis.bsky.social · 03/07/2026