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The Pastrami King

@mpaxson.bsky.social
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I write things. Novels, novellas, short story collections. Available on just about every on-line book retailer. And I cook and bake and bicycle and nap. Opinions totally my own.

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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My morning.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I realized I almost never post pics here so. Moose, a stop on a run, homemade carbonara, one of my son’s fish, homemade challah, happy me.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The weekend.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
An annual tradition. From a different angle.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
A very quiet day for me due to a hip issue. Lots of laying flat and ice. But a walk through a nearby park before dinner …
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I made deep dish tonight.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
It’s not always about the pastrami.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Who has TDS?
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Moose is on duty. The neighborhood is safe.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I see this is gonna be a tough negotiation.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Snug as a bug in a rug.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
One of the benefits of having your spouse go to NYC for a week is that you get to make dinners totally for you. Two days ago, it was Bistek Ranchero. Tonight, it was risotto with hot beer sausage, yellow and orange bell peppers, and red onion.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I had to clean the pool filter today. Moose decided to use the opportunity to get some sun.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
It was a lasagna kind of night.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
You mean some of this?
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I’m officially now more popular than David Foster Wallace and Frank Kafka. You better buy yourself a copy and not get left behind.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I really needed this tonight.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
One of the best days along the path of independent publishing is when I get to order author copies. It marks when I am finally done with the thing. 50 author copies of The Jump ordered today.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Over 20 pounds of brisket ready to become pastrami.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
It’s time to earn my name.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
What’s my next move? ;)
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I wonder about what my dog is thinking too! And I’m pretty sure it’s more on the simplicity side than the astute side. Which I think is great. I’d love to be more simple.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
If you’re seeing this, post a pic on your device without context.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Pizza cures all.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
What do I do now?
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Nothing is as it seems, Everything is as it should be. Take a ride on this absurdist, dystopian take on an America ruled by a dictator. Ebook and Paperback available 9/1/25. Ebook available for pre-order any day.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Just a dog trying to get comfortable.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Waiting for Ryan Bingham.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Back when I was a runner my first half marathon.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I was interviewed for @indiosyncrasy.bsky.social’s podcast Booked. It’ll be available tomorrow.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
For the first time?!?! My recipe — egg with some milk, dash of cinnamon and nutmeg and vanilla. Plate and sprinkle with cinnamon sugar. Or if you’re decadent, spread some Nutella and smother with fresh berries.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
This weekend’s photo journey. Steak salad yesterday. Exhausted doggies. Pizza tonight.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I want to get a bigger smoker!!
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
They’re vicious killers.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Wiamea Canyon.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Trying to break out of the same old, same old meals for dinner. One dinner last week was chicken stir fry. Tonight was Caldo Verde with corn bread from scratch.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Cherry blossoms.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
More signs of spring.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Good night.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
You’re being watched.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
The shadow sucks, but the food was good. Homemade carnitas, flour tortillas, beans, and guac.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
I’m being watched.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
When you were a kid, what was your mom’s go to cheese for a grilled cheese sandwich? My mom’s was Muenster. As an adult, what is yours? Mine is whatever sliced cheese we have as long as it isn’t American. These have a slice of Muenster and a slice of Provolone in each.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Minestrone is what’s for dinner.
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I thought that would be it. But …
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The Pastrami King @mpaxson.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Well ….
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