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I believe that Trump’s cabinet picks are also designed to make it seem like extremist weirdos are a bigger part of the population than one would otherwise think. MAGA voters should ask themselves 1) how many billionaires do I know? 2) how many billionaires do I know who need presidential pardons?

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The most transparent admin indeed.

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Who the fuck can even relax in Florida anyway it’s a million degrees of moist air.

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Hey if it will keep him busy “signing” millions of checks I might be all for it.

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If the average American turned their clocks back twice a year they’d gain like 144 hours of life expectancy. Sounds good to me.

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

That’s gotta be like, a nine thousand percent reduction in their diesel costs, at least. Many people are saying. Sir.

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’ll create as many jobs as the foxconn plant in Wisconsin he had built.

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I hate — sincerely — that every incidence of comeuppance for these effing ghouls means there are actual suffering victims.

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’m picturing a school full of that kid from A Murder at the End of the World and maybe a few young Haley Joel Osment characters.

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Unfortunately I think they’re *just* clever enough to realize this the easiest way to sabotage the program’s finances in order to be able to point to how “unsuccessful” it is later. This administration is doing nothing but laying austerity traps for the next admins and generations.

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“But jobs!” is what everyone I’ve ever heard anyone who fetishizes these guys immediately says, including of Trump himself during his first campaign. Which is to say, critical thinking is truly dead in a huge part of the population.

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Correction: “beat him half to death *behind the dumpster* in the parking lot.“

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

To indulge him and consider he’s speaking in good faith would require believing that with all the clowns in Florida and DOGE clowns and Trump’s cabinet supposedly hunting for fraud took so long to find out that triple the population of Florida was buying health insurance there for some reason.

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Also, if you use too much healthcare, that’s a problem too.

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My teenage son never gets into any trouble so I changed the locks and told him to find his own place.

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I pitied the Boy Scouts that had to sit through his jamboree appearance in his first term — some of them, anyway — but I pity these folks even more.

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Not the point I realize but what kind of weirdo refers to themselves with quotation marks when a) not being ironic or b) not even using a nickname they hope will stick? (Maybe he’s being ironic? Because only other option is he’s a weirdo. Always wondered what that Occam’s razor thing is all about.)

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I can only assume they’re trying to distract us from yet another really awful thing they’re doing right now.

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

he’s so angry I honestly kept expecting him to explain how these “phantoms” actually cost society any money but sadly his level of understanding seems to be about the same as — or even worse than — what we see when his boss goes on about trade deficits.

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

When I was growing up, the sleaziest townies of all were the folks running the local pillow company.

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

What a wonderful world where “opposed to war crimes” is a risky position for an American political “leader.“

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Au contraire. I, for one, would be intrigued just enough by a company called Expensive Fiasco Airlines to give them a try.

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

FFS. The fact that she really couldn’t have even possibly needed a $150k donation that bad but went to these lengths anyway shows how legitimately and clinically crazy these people are.

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I don’t know why the bad guys waited so long to start warming up the death star’s weapons and getting into position at the end. If they started just a minute earlier they would have won.

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

He’s been sheltering in an underground bunker, in total isolation for the past 40 years, apparently.

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

And you also had that time with Dorothy when it was what they called the biggest air tornado that ever hit Kansas…

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I’m still 100% confident this whole schtick came about after an aide told him “If you spell it like that, people will read it as ‘doo-mo-crat.‘ “

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If the high price of gas is what it takes to finally get him impeached, then I absolutely agree with him.

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Your perspective reminds me of a subplot of a specific episode of Always Sunny in Philadelphia:

Always Sunny in Philadelphia’s character Charlie’s attitude of acceptance regarding being caught in a flood of sewage washing

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Also, you should win stuff by watching his rallies!

Mulhouse Van Houten: also, you should win stuff by watching!

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

So, those same young men must have adored Barack Obama. What am I missing?

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

One time during a rain delay I walked into the Red Sox dugout and successfully declared myself the team manager but later the rain stopped and I got bored and went back to my seat.

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

What’s kind of funny is that this reminds me of the cereal ads from the seventies where the pure-sugar cereal was hyped as “healthy” based solely on the added vitamins and minerals. Add toast, juice, and milk, and it was a “complete” breakfast.

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I think it’s a repurposed Jimmy Carter mannequin from the 1977 state fair. That would be so perfect.

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

They should give up a house seat if they really believe their numbers have been so far off.

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

His “legacy” will last precisely as long as it takes the next admin to undo all his weird remodeling projects and for his family members to relocate to some tinpot kleptocratic country.

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Omigosh. Have you not ever read the early internet parable of “Missy is Missing”?!?

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Unfortunately the grand jury went on to say, in effect, “but we can’t really tell exactly who stole the money so there’s nothing to be done.” Not sure who needs to sue or whatever to get discovery that would say exactly who stole the money but it absolutely can’t be allowed to just stand.

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

“It’ll be interesting” if he can manage to scribble it on the right lake on the map.

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I remember during a contamination scandal being naively stunned to hear that apples grown in North America were being sent to china for processing into applesauce which was then returned. I thought, “no way labor costs can account for that. How much labor is involved with making applesauce anyway?”

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

So these guys literally did “f*ck up a free lunch“ — an expression my grandfather always used that I never quite understood because I guess I was looking at it from the wrong angle.

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MarkPaulAngry @mpangry.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

since becoming a student teacher at age 54 I now find myself eating lunch with 26-year olds and I don’t get their Olivia Dean references and they don’t get my Eddie Haskell references.

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