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@mozzierose.bsky.social
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Today I saw someone with a shirt that said, “Trump vs All Y’all.” Ain’t that the most unamerican, anti “United We Stand” shit? JFC these dumblefucks really just fucking hate themselves, don’t they?
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Plants love it! We’re doomed.
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Clippy says ‘sup @yousaidthattowho.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
People are getting away with selling alligator Alcatraz supporting merch on Etsy. Time for Etsy to take action or lose a lot of commissions and sales.
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Suggins 🐈‍ @suggilates.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
This early 1800's GRWM is really interesting, there's a lot of construction of historical garments that are hard to imagine when you read about them but seeing them in use it's like AH!
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Newtown Action Alliance @newtownaction.org · 02/07/2025
52-year-old Coeur d’Alene Fire Department Battalion Chief John Morrison and 42-year-old Battalion Chief Frank Harwood, 42, of Kootenai County Fire and Rescue were shot and killed when they were ambushed by gunfire while responding to blaze. www.spokesman.com/stories/2025...
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I am a special variety of #InsaneParent. I taught my son to howl, and encourage him to do so #WorthIt
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Really just looks like he rubs literal shit on his face
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I love the fact that anything can be an insult if you add words like “absolute” or “total” or something. “You absolute toaster” “You total mailbox” “You supreme window pane” Bonus: it leaves the person you’re insulting feeling confused!
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
The thing about these online micro transactions is that they add up before you realize it. $1.05 here, $5.35 there, and before you know it, you’ve spent $130+ on a fucking game
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
See also: - you can never find the long side of the blanket at night - a cat vomits in your shoes irregularly - every fart is wet - one nostril always clogged - a hundred squirrels on your roof every day - a leaf under your windshield wiper on a rainy day
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
New harmless but annoying curse: “I hope you have annoying boob sweat every day.”
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
They tend to gloss over the sheer volume who didn’t vote for Harris&Walz “because women have no business in positions of power.” I roll my eyes hard enough to see my brain when I think about that
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
If Trump was even half as smart as he claimed, he could have SAT’d out of the draft instead of faking arthritis.
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ALT: a pixel art drawing of a ghost with a rainbow hair and the words " the more you know " below it
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I don’t understand people who don’t love seeing their kids be happy, or who won’t do the bare minimum. Maybe the choccy milk just hits different today, or getting praised for making music is the confidence boost they need. Maybe FaceTime with Auntie @grittyalchemist.bsky.social is their happy place.
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Where anger management group lessons always go wrong is that everyone wants to be leader but only one, if any, is actually capable of leading
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💙Kat Chow6 (KC6)💙 @kc6.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Dear Voters Of Arkansas: Have the year you voted for. Your "great red state" suffered terrible tornadoes where over 40 people died. And now, your rep Sarah Huckabee is begging her former "bestie" for FEMA disaster relief. Ole boy turned his back on you, didnt he?? Feeling great yet? Enjoy‼️
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I for the actual cutest dinosaur tank top for my son at a resale shop today… man… I wish that was in my size 😭
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
There are a few fundamental differences between actively choosing something and being forced into it… No, I’m not a trad wife, nor would I ever be one. But a WW actively choosing that life is not at all the same as being forced to work or die.
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I notice what kids are wearing because I often wish those adorable shirts were in my size… so I settle for buying them for my son. IMO these are the only reasons to gaf what a kid is wearing.
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
If you have an iPhone and YouTube premium, make sure you got that shit through google. Save yourself money. Go ahead, check. It’s more expensive through the App Store.
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
“Activate the canine summoning device!” *crinkles chip bag*
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Or… I guess that it gets better lol
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Oh no… I’ve done that. It’s a rough start to the day. Hope your day has been better since
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Zero Thoughts Studio | King of the Croak @zerothoughtsstudio.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I am happy to finally announce a game we've been working on for the last month:🧵 "Worm Regards" is a semi-open world bug catching collection multiplayer cosy game that will allow you to venture in the beautiful world filled with a bunch of collectable bugs! #indiedev #indiegame #gamedev #3D #Unity
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
No one is perfect. And I get it. I just also know that sometimes, people don’t think about these things until they’re told 🤷🏻‍♀️
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I didn’t think that was particularly protective. It’s a fact. I find the “this is unprofessional” arguments in non professional settings to be grating.
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Bruh, Bluesky isn’t LinkedIn. It seems this might be shocking to you, so I’ll let you process that.
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Bonus points if you use cheese whiz on the door handles
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
But it is. Does the same amount of damage to the paint. It’s just harder to catch.
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Uhhh… both can be done. Boycotting the products with not buying into the BS as well as defacing hitlermobiles. “Kill em with kindness” only works on small children, lady. Sometimes, you just gotta wreck shop.
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Assholefromelpaso (Rick) @assholefromepaso.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I once applied for a job that advertised $24-36/hr When I interviewed, the manager told me, “the actual salary is $16/hr” Needless to say, I didn’t take the job
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
So uh… if that’s the case… we can just… escort the MAGAts off of the mortal coil, right?
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Pete Zaparti @curmudgejohn.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
When I got pregnant, the goal my husband and I had for how much money he needed to make when he retired was simple: enough that our child would never go hungry. Every week, this number gets higher, and not because of my son’s appetite.
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
It’s interesting how girls are “ready” to be moms as soon as menstruation starts, but guys aren’t “ready” until around 30 🙄🙄🙄 (I know why, it’s just gross.)
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
That’s it. I’m getting a bread maker at the next place
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Perfect summary lol
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
They want a goddess, they need to accept the price 🤷🏻‍♀️
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Occasionally, I think about those dudes who are like, “I want a woman to do all of the household management but also brings in at least 50% of the income” and I laugh at their chronic singleness
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Unfortunately, game mechanics won’t let me
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mozzierose.bsky.social @mozzierose.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Fuck Daisy and these literally impossible boutique challenges. If I could shank her, I would. #DisneyDreamlightValley
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 06/03/2025
Have y'all seen this?
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Have y’all seen this?
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