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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic

@moxiesimone.bsky.social
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Mainer at heart, Chicago teacher, performer, singer, costumer. My cats are perfect, my hedgehog is a menace. AKA Daddy Xie.

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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Y’all I just got to go to a motherfucking GALA, my best friend got a teaching award, and then I got down on the dance floor with Moonie of Ren Faire fame. Was this a fever dream, y/n???
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GAE•TA•NO @gaetano.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
This pussy esoteric as fuck
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I’ve started straight up bringing my sewing machine and working on projects in my prep periods. I hit tenure this year and now I fear no one.
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✨👴🏾F A T H E R F I S H🐟✨ @lucami.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Lmao y’all couldn’t stop asking me when the show is coming back during my break 🙄 so I’m here to tell you ✨s o o n✨😂 Signups open this weekend
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Look, I just think planning any part of the teacher evaluation process in the weeks leading up to spring break is diabolical, okay?
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Love when I can bring a fitting / sewing question to my mother for us to chew over. 🥰
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Idk what it is, but I have been fighting for my LIFE against my adhd lately
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
There’s this kid who comes into the music room during his lunch on Fridays and absolutely WAILS some sickening blues guitar. Such a treat.
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
So who’s gonna come look at the moon with me??
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
And if I told you I just secured an apartment with a fully furnished dungeon?? What then? 😌
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Does the prince of Egypt count as a musical (for show purposes)? 🤔
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Omggg I loooove seeing other performers do black velvet 😍😍😍😍
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Now I know you’re not asking me for a tip when there’s an 18% gratuity added onto each order. FOH.
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Tell me why one of my students has a backpack full of expired slim jims.
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
If I don’t get this apartment, I’ll recover, but I would cry about it, like, a lot.
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
We’re playing Vivaldi in the squat rack, girl!
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I have to get famous because celebrity jeopardy is the easiest jeopardy.
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🤠 @iraqicowboy.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Giving up for lent
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I really kept my March schedule suuuper open, I’m so excited to get high, put on a record, and peruse my atlas.
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Chicago Rubber Club @chicagorubberclub.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
It’s the return of the Kinky Cabaret! Dolly Postpartum and Midwest Rubber, @magnuspup.bsky.social , have assembled each a stellar team of talent. Join us March 8th at The Baton Show Lounge. Show begins at 11:30. Snag tickets at events.humanitix.com/crc-kinky-ca...
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Anyone moving and looking for roommates in the next couple months? I have wandered into an apartment that has no equal and we need a third.
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Desperately need to get out of bed but I’m just yapping
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
What if u... got a ticket for LIT this Thursday???? Message me for the industry code. www.eventbrite.com/e/lit-a-lite...
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LIT: A Literary Variety Show (Vol 1: Love Stories)
Get ready for a night of literary magic at LIT: A Literary Variety Show!
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Whatever happened to Vanessa Carlton?
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Ever since I got my glasses a year ago, I can't stop whipping them off my face dramatically. My vision gets worse by the day, but it doesn't matter, they are a PROP, I have things to GESTICULATE about!
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Nutmegan @heynutmegan.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
My pronouns are reply/guy
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Who do I know that is a Car Guy? I need a Car Guy.
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Yeah, I’ve got that dog in me** **rampant adhd
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
It's Valentine's Day, which means I'm doing one of my favorite (kinda BS) lessons of the year, in which I make a dramatic declaration that love is dead, fueled by the tragic story of Bibi & Poldi, an unlikely Galapagos Tortoise couple who, after being together for 115 years, mysteriously broke up.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 13/02/2025
The National Park Service has removed "T" and all mention of transgender people from the Stonewall National Monument. Trans women were some of the most influential activists behind the Stonewall movement and what followed. 3 articles of clothing laws were why raids happened. Erasure.
Stonewall
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“By the time of Stonewall...we had 50 to 60 gay groups in the country. A year later...1500.”
Before the 1960s, almost everything about living openly as a lesbian, gay, bisexual (LGB) person was illegal. The Stonewall Uprising on June 28, 1969 is a milestone in the quest for LGB civil rights and provided momentum for a movement.

Five visitors and one park ranger standing next to an iron fence as they post rainbow flags.
Plan Your Visit
Located in Greenwich Village, New York City, Stonewall National Monument is one of the many parks in New York Harbor.

Educational images of leaning at Stonewall National Monument
Education
No Matter where you are, we can bring Stonewall National Monument to your classroom. Find teachers resources here.

A rainbow flag overlaid with "Stonewall National Monument, Established 2016" with the NPS arrowhead.
LGB Flags
What are LGB flags and what days should we celebrate them? Click here to find out.
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
At work far earlier than usual. There are three teenagers roaming the empty halls, meticulously placing hundreds of tiny plastic babies all over the school.
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Not to be dramatic, but my mouth hurts so badly I’m p sure I’m dying.
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lezbian @lezbianminnelli.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
janelle monáe i am free every night of the week
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Tbh, shocked Fantasmia isn’t already sold out. Crazy.
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I deserve another treat after bravely going to battle with the shitty grommets I got tricked into buying.
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
As I've delved more into producing, I keep being surprised that one of the first filters for whether I/we accept a show submission is the same as grading student work: did you read the directions? NS. But maybe a little.
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I’m literally in the house with them but now that y’all got me looking at pictures of my cats I’m getting so emotional they are so perfect and I love them so much, they deserve the entire world (a little bit of my eggs)
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Happy Lunar New Year! I want mooncakes, but only the ones they had in Sagwa the Siamese Chinese Cat.
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Plotting, plotting. (I was lukewarm on how these inlays looked, so I ditched them, but it was a cute little drapey exercise I guess)
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Someone please educate me deeply, because the energy yesterday was rancid
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
If you see this, post something Blue (this counts, I said so)
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
It is finished. Got an act you love that’s been rejected from festivals & competitions? WE WANT EM! Tips & proceeds go towards travel costs for this year’s Chicago BHOF performers, whoever they may be! docs.google.com/forms/d/1bmH...
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Meticulously erasing the hairball off my ass to make a promo. Life has gotten extremely niche.
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
How does one resist the siren call of the after-work nap? I have never succeeded.
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
The discourse is always tempting my resolve to not be loud & messy about things. Sometimes y’all are lucky I stay private, idk.
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Emily @ewheeelz.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
ICE tried to enter Hamlin Elementary School today here in Chicago. Despicable. Disgusting. Thank god CPS has trained their staff to refuse them entry in absence of a judicial warrant. Jfc.
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
If you need a little bit of sunshine this week, you should know that my 5th period asked to do karaoke in class this week and we all sang Alicia Keys together.
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Taking a nap in your bed feels so much more depression-coded than taking a nap on the couch.
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(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Hey pals, my union has put out an excellent toolkit you can use if you encounter ICE in Chicago. Save the screenshots to have on hand!
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