(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Y’all I just got to go to a motherfucking GALA, my best friend got a teaching award, and then I got down on the dance floor with Moonie of Ren Faire fame. Was this a fever dream, y/n??? 011
Reposted by (Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the AtticGAE•TA•NO @gaetano.bsky.social · 20/03/2025This pussy esoteric as fuck 25411
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 20/03/2025I’ve started straight up bringing my sewing machine and working on projects in my prep periods. I hit tenure this year and now I fear no one. 030
Reposted by (Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic✨👴🏾F A T H E R F I S H🐟✨ @lucami.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Lmao y’all couldn’t stop asking me when the show is coming back during my break 🙄 so I’m here to tell you ✨s o o n✨😂 Signups open this weekend 56528
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Look, I just think planning any part of the teacher evaluation process in the weeks leading up to spring break is diabolical, okay? 010
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Love when I can bring a fitting / sewing question to my mother for us to chew over. 🥰 000
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Idk what it is, but I have been fighting for my LIFE against my adhd lately 130
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 14/03/2025There’s this kid who comes into the music room during his lunch on Fridays and absolutely WAILS some sickening blues guitar. Such a treat. 000
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 13/03/2025So who’s gonna come look at the moon with me?? 000
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 12/03/2025And if I told you I just secured an apartment with a fully furnished dungeon?? What then? 😌 020
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Does the prince of Egypt count as a musical (for show purposes)? 🤔 350
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Omggg I loooove seeing other performers do black velvet 😍😍😍😍 010
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Now I know you’re not asking me for a tip when there’s an 18% gratuity added onto each order. FOH. 020
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Tell me why one of my students has a backpack full of expired slim jims. 030
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 07/03/2025If I don’t get this apartment, I’ll recover, but I would cry about it, like, a lot. 020
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 06/03/2025We’re playing Vivaldi in the squat rack, girl! 010
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 06/03/2025I have to get famous because celebrity jeopardy is the easiest jeopardy. 000
Reposted by (Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic🤠 @iraqicowboy.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Giving up for lent 1134
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 04/03/2025I really kept my March schedule suuuper open, I’m so excited to get high, put on a record, and peruse my atlas. 010
Reposted by (Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the AtticChicago Rubber Club @chicagorubberclub.bsky.social · 21/02/2025It’s the return of the Kinky Cabaret! Dolly Postpartum and Midwest Rubber, @magnuspup.bsky.social , have assembled each a stellar team of talent. Join us March 8th at The Baton Show Lounge. Show begins at 11:30. Snag tickets at events.humanitix.com/crc-kinky-ca... 1168
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Anyone moving and looking for roommates in the next couple months? I have wandered into an apartment that has no equal and we need a third. 010
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Desperately need to get out of bed but I’m just yapping 010
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 24/02/2025What if u... got a ticket for LIT this Thursday???? Message me for the industry code. www.eventbrite.com/e/lit-a-lite...eventbrite.comLIT: A Literary Variety Show (Vol 1: Love Stories)Get ready for a night of literary magic at LIT: A Literary Variety Show! 010
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Whatever happened to Vanessa Carlton? 020
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Ever since I got my glasses a year ago, I can't stop whipping them off my face dramatically. My vision gets worse by the day, but it doesn't matter, they are a PROP, I have things to GESTICULATE about! 010
Reposted by (Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the AtticNutmegan @heynutmegan.bsky.social · 19/02/2025My pronouns are reply/guy 2313
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Who do I know that is a Car Guy? I need a Car Guy. 010
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Yeah, I’ve got that dog in me** **rampant adhd 020
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 14/02/2025It's Valentine's Day, which means I'm doing one of my favorite (kinda BS) lessons of the year, in which I make a dramatic declaration that love is dead, fueled by the tragic story of Bibi & Poldi, an unlikely Galapagos Tortoise couple who, after being together for 115 years, mysteriously broke up. 110
Reposted by (Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the AtticErin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 13/02/2025The National Park Service has removed "T" and all mention of transgender people from the Stonewall National Monument. Trans women were some of the most influential activists behind the Stonewall movement and what followed. 3 articles of clothing laws were why raids happened. Erasure. 14754252027
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 11/02/2025At work far earlier than usual. There are three teenagers roaming the empty halls, meticulously placing hundreds of tiny plastic babies all over the school. 010
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Not to be dramatic, but my mouth hurts so badly I’m p sure I’m dying. 110
Reposted by (Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Atticlezbian @lezbianminnelli.bsky.social · 03/02/2025janelle monáe i am free every night of the week 0447
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Tbh, shocked Fantasmia isn’t already sold out. Crazy. 020
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 31/01/2025I deserve another treat after bravely going to battle with the shitty grommets I got tricked into buying. 010
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 30/01/2025As I've delved more into producing, I keep being surprised that one of the first filters for whether I/we accept a show submission is the same as grading student work: did you read the directions? NS. But maybe a little. 040
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 29/01/2025I’m literally in the house with them but now that y’all got me looking at pictures of my cats I’m getting so emotional they are so perfect and I love them so much, they deserve the entire world (a little bit of my eggs) 030
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Happy Lunar New Year! I want mooncakes, but only the ones they had in Sagwa the Siamese Chinese Cat. 051
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Plotting, plotting. (I was lukewarm on how these inlays looked, so I ditched them, but it was a cute little drapey exercise I guess) 020
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Someone please educate me deeply, because the energy yesterday was rancid 010
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 28/01/2025If you see this, post something Blue (this counts, I said so) 030
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 27/01/2025It is finished. Got an act you love that’s been rejected from festivals & competitions? WE WANT EM! Tips & proceeds go towards travel costs for this year’s Chicago BHOF performers, whoever they may be! docs.google.com/forms/d/1bmH... 010
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Meticulously erasing the hairball off my ass to make a promo. Life has gotten extremely niche. 020
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 24/01/2025How does one resist the siren call of the after-work nap? I have never succeeded. 020
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 24/01/2025The discourse is always tempting my resolve to not be loud & messy about things. Sometimes y’all are lucky I stay private, idk. 010
Reposted by (Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the AtticEmily @ewheeelz.bsky.social · 24/01/2025ICE tried to enter Hamlin Elementary School today here in Chicago. Despicable. Disgusting. Thank god CPS has trained their staff to refuse them entry in absence of a judicial warrant. Jfc. 23519
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 24/01/2025If you need a little bit of sunshine this week, you should know that my 5th period asked to do karaoke in class this week and we all sang Alicia Keys together. 120
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Taking a nap in your bed feels so much more depression-coded than taking a nap on the couch. 020
(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic @moxiesimone.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Hey pals, my union has put out an excellent toolkit you can use if you encounter ICE in Chicago. Save the screenshots to have on hand! 000