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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇.

@mouthymerc.bsky.social
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𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙸𝙲 𝙱𝙰𝚂𝙴𝙳 / 𝟸𝟷+ / 𝙼𝙳𝙽𝙸.

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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Like a wiggling buffoon, he made his way through, only to fall through her much out of date Laser Skipping Discs. Wade spins, looking back up at her. "HEY, if you're cold, then I'm cold!" He shouts from below.
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
She clearly didn't have ANY coffee today, Wade thought as he gets up to her window, using the ledge to hold himself up. "Spider-Man probably does this all the time and no one has an issue with it." He protests, now trying to climb through the window.
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
"Oh wow, I love that book. Heard 'A Book' was a New York Times bestsellers list!" He's in the process of climbing up the side of the apartment building, using the growing plant life and windowsills as his own ladder up. "But I heard the ending sucked."
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Wade chucks an empty Starbucks cup at her foot from below. "What'cha reading there?" He shouts from below, cupping his mouth with both hands.
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
"Is Elon having a ketamine crash out and burning X to the ground? Bet there's gonna be a TONNNN of newcomers around here."
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
"Behold, hotdogs." Offers him a packet. "I was actually about to make 3,628 hotdogs to be oddly specific."
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
"That's wise, I'd hate to ruin anyone else's night with your graphic fantasies. How have things been anyways bud?"
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
"Or did it come out as a Freudian Slip?"
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
"Hey, you're welcome."
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
"Noooo!" He collapses to his knees, arms reach towards the sky. "How dare you touch that sweet lady! The epitome of sweet Canadian innocence!"
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
"Because I'm me, remember? Oooooh, call who? Who's the lucky gal?"
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
"BRO you are the one dwelling on it, thinking about me all snugged as a bug in a rug, except the rug is a well lubricated--... you get the idea. I don't see how that's MY problem. I've already moved on!"
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
"Why would you even want to ask that? That's the real freak shit right there."
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
"It's been a very long day. I don't need The Look."
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
"Whoever has my voodoo doll, could you shove me into your fleshlight? Thaaaanks in advance!"
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
( 🦄🌮 ) Sorry y'all about the silence for the past few days. Got a promotion at work and been dealing with irl stuff! Promise I'll get to all replies and DMs soon enough. 💕
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
"It's Chili Dog day today. Do you want a dog?" He is standing on an ungodly amount of hot dog packets, cans of chili, buns... there was an unfortunate amount of money spent on all of it.
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
"Very Magikal of you. Tell me what kind of spell."
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
"I.... nevermind. Okay how about this.... Discskip Special?"
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
"You're really gonna Man of Steel me like that?? Really??" He's offended.
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
"What? You've never seen someone utilize a person's allergy against them and nut them to death?" Wade asks, shoving a fist full of peanuts into a henchman's mouth. "Come on, let's get NUTS!"
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
"Bruh I can make you pancakes now. How touching of me!"
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
"Wow this is why you got pancakes and not cake for your birthday."
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
"You should call it Frisbee Fastwalking."
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Joanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Unsolicited writing advice, #17171617: Don't just write. Read books. Watch films. Look at paintings and sculpture. Play games. Go to plays. Listen to music. Think about how these things make you feel. Making art is a two-way stream. To make art, you have to consume art.
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ᅠ ⸝ ‍ 𝗚𝗪𝗘𝗡𝗣𝗢𝗢𝗟 . @beyondthepanels.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
ᅠ ⠀⠀⠀ * ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ — - ⠀〆 𝗛𝗔 𝙷𝙰 𝙃𝘼 ⠀⠀⠀ EVILDOERS ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ 𝗜 ⠀ 𝓕𝗢𝗜𝗟 ⠀⠀⠀ 𝗬𝗢𝗨 ⠀⠀⠀𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 ⠀⠀⠀ 𝗠𝗬 ⠀⠀⠀ 𝐁͟𝐔͟𝐋͟𝐋͟𝐄͟𝐓͟𝐒͟ .ᐟ ᅠ ᅠ
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
"You mean disc hopping?"
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
"You left?!"
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
( 🦄🌮. ) I'm def making a Reed Richards, he has -- if you well -- stretched himself into my mind. His reach knows no bounds and so I will find myself working on one this week. 😎
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
"Missouri? You sure that racist bastard wasn't the manager? Anyways, I say let's for good measure, avoid Denny's. I'd hate for a shoot out to happen if you, a wanted woman of the Denny's Corporation, would show up unannounced. They would surely declare war and I would have to declare war back!"
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
"Desperately waiting for me to get added to Marvel Rivals, so I can play with myself. But that's alright, I can wait, a little edging never hurts."
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
"No such luck. I'm actually just bullshitting all this. What I really think we should do, is take your ass to a Denny's, and have you start with the basic fundamentals of coffee. 'Sides, I never had this oh so scared Krakoa coffee, and for all I know -- it's complete dogwater."
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
okay ppl can talk/compare about rivals and ow and whatever dude but like honestly, fuck all that, rivals hasn't brought me this much joy in a multiplayer game since TF2.
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
"Depends. Where the hell am I?" Wade whips his head from side-to-side, taking a look in his surroundings. "Basin City?"
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‍ ‍ ‍𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒚 ‍ᴶᴬᴺᴱ ‍𝖜𝘢𝘵𝘴𝘰𝘯. ‍ @faceitiger.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
He points aggressively at her sword. "You really just can't say 'Coffee Planet!', slice the air, and we walk through a sick ass, I don't know? A universal time wound?" Wade tries to find the right words that don't involve the three words he wants to say. "Sounds like bullshit." He says, aloud.
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
( 🦄🌮 ) Two edibles later, it's time to maybe write. 🧐
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𝑳𝒂𝒅𝒚 @arsenalqueen.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Spider-Man: Time to get STICKY 🕸️ Deadpool: Whoa dude, WHAT?! 😂
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݁ᛪ༙ᐟᐟ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕬𝑫𝑽𝑬𝑹𝑺𝑨𝑹𝒀 . @onebyonebyoneby.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
⠀ 𝘿𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙯𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙎𝙥𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙧-𝙈𝙖𝙣.ᐟ ⠀
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
"It's a pretty good coffee region. But I'm thinking we might have to go otherworldly with it." Wade strokes his chin, wondering where the hell he got his coffee knowledge from. I wonder. "I mean, there has to be a coffee planet out there somewhere, right?"
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
"Sorry but that sounds too reasonable to me."
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
( 🦄🌮 ) BRO, I'm on that Reed Richards game so bad on Marvel Rivals that I'm tempted to make him here OOP.
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𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐆𝐎𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐍. @goblinfernal.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑭𝑰𝑹𝑬 𝑩𝑬𝑻𝑾𝑬𝑬𝑵 𝑼𝑺 𝑯𝑨𝑫 𝑩𝑬𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑨𝑳𝑳-𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑨𝑺𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑮, 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑰 𝑾𝑨𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑫 𝑵𝑶𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑴𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝑻𝑶 𝑩𝑼𝑹𝑵 𝑰𝑵 𝑰𝑻 .ᐟ
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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇. @mouthymerc.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
( 🦄🌮 ) Head killing me today. Motivation is zapped at the moment. Anyone want to plot tho?
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