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HockeyDad

@mouserincincy.bsky.social
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Father of 2 hockey playing kids. Firefighter cause I sucked at sports. Happily married for 19 years + 1 “meh” year. Also… Resist.

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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chris says we’ve hit peak prices…again. (he said the same in April 2026)
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He’s so wrong. We all know it’s that g*d damn Grover Cleveland’s fault.
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you are asking questions based on horrible evidence, then maybe ask if Smith was the 2nd gunman on the Grassy Knoll
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Schmitt at the Iowa Caucus: “and before I leave Iowa I just gotta say, Go Hawks! Beat those Astros and win the NFC West!”
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In this episode of The Office, Schmitt and his staff are befuddled that lots of sports teams use the Hawk as a mascot.
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me & my wife making our way to the Waffle House counter at 3:00am
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Idea: An app that links all other apps/devices in your home to suppress Liberty Mutual ads. #AstronomicalAdvertBudget
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
There’s a shark in the ocean.
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A machine doesn’t want a lady to get pregnant.
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Seems the GOP has moved to supporting active troops they same way they support veterans. By ignoring them
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Dude just Homer Simpson’ed into the bushes
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Homer Simpson Retreats into a Bush
ALT: Homer Simpson Retreats into a Bush
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’m starting to think to get their merger thru, Paramount bribed him with a stash of Tribbles from the Star Trek Prop closet.
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Star Trek
ALT: Star Trek
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Best Bond Villain. Wrong answers only
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I’ll Always Be Your Girl Jenny
ALT: I’ll Always Be Your Girl Jenny
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Which is ironic because Dana Bash is dog walking him.
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Just when you think RFK Jr couldn’t look more like a psychopath, he goes and does this interview
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Full control of the govt for nearly 2 years and the best that the GOP has is still “but Joe Biden”
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
BURGUM: The Titanic has been a big success STEPHANOPOULOS: You say it’s been a success, but the ship is sinking as we speak BURGUM: Even though there was iceberg damage done by vandals 99.9% of the voyage so far has been sinking free.
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Pay me $8 million. I’ll rent a box truck, hit every Home Depot from here to DC and flex seal fix that reflecting pool abomination. #ReflectingPool #Trumpismoron
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Flex Tape Instantly Stops a Leaking Tank
ALT: Flex Tape Instantly Stops a Leaking Tank
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Happy St Patrick’s day!!!
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
TRAYNOR: The actions on Sept 11, 2001 were deeply troubling to watch but I’m not going to characterize it
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
How soon until Education Department forces this into history books.
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Randy Watson & Sexual Chocolate have pulled out of the 250th show
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Singer Performs at Black Awareness Event
ALT: Singer Performs at Black Awareness Event
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Boycott CBS & Paramount. 🖕
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The April Fool serving up some primetime TACO tonite. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
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Trump's address on Iran war tonight will lay out timeframe for ending conflict
President Trump is updating the nation on U.S. operations in Iran as he threatens to withdraw from NATO.
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Rep. Hairdopolos: “you know… Zach Morris…. Saved By Bell?” Barber: “say no more”
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Me explaining to my mom in highschool why 4 beers are missing out of the fridge
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
When you literally don’t know what literally means.
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Leave it to the GOP to point a finger at a woman first in their investigation into Epstein… and not the 1000s of powerful men named in the files
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Much like Jan. 6th…. President sits on his ass not telling the nation to remain calm and assure shit like this shouldn’t be happening.
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
He’s not wrong: “God damn this guy is stupid” has been said millions of times since he came back into office
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Now, is that “hole” with an “h” or a “w” for those of us that have a problem?
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
DJ “I Don’t Know” on the 1s and 2s spinning some sick beats from Lee Greenwood
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Big Balls…. We hardly knew ye’ www.yahoo.com/news/article...
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Exclusive-DOGE 'doesn't exist' with eight months left on its charter
By Courtney Rozen WASHINGTON (Reuters) -U.S.
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
People who don’t return their shopping carts to the cart corral just endorsed Cuomo.
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Hope he puts in a dope Bathroom Attendant station for Mike Johnson. “Mint sir? Some cologne?””Sir, you should really wash your hands… sir?”
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
He has the best number for US presidents who have been US Presidents since Jan 21st 2025. Can’t take that accomplishment away from him.
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Steelers tonight be like “peep our sweet jerseys”
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Nero fiddled as Rome burned Trump does a 2 handed jerkoff dance as the U.S. suffers. Good times
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I’m now convinced he didn’t join in on storming of the capitol because of the stairs.
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
HSI official: “This morning’s operation took them down quicker than the East Wing of the White House.”
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
….With the exception of the crime family at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. They get a pass.
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
He looks like a pimple that needs to be popped.
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
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a man is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says that 's a shame .
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says that 's a shame .
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Same guy bragged about having the tallest building in NYC right after the Twin Towers fella in 9/11.
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Biden’s Secret Service thought it would be fine for JFK to ride in an open top convertible thru Dallas because it “looked cool”
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Should totally go after the President responsible for the events of Jan. 6…..
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
If you wondered what Goodwill did with that box of your dead grandpas clothes, hat & blue blockers sunglasses you donated look no further……
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Ironically it’s these dicks that make it necessary for me to take Tylenol.
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HockeyDad @mouserincincy.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Bold strategy Cotton. www.huffpost.com/entry/alex-j...
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Alex Jones Makes Bold But Dubious Claim About New Mustache
The conspiracy theorist suggested his "Lex-Luthor-meets-Adolf-Hitler looks" had a "wild" effect on women.
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