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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 5h
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Ice Cube Serious Look
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 14h
R.I.P. to the great one. (Phil Hartman)
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 20h
You probably shouldn't tell Alexa to play Careless Whisper right before they arrive either.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 20h
I like my newspapers like I like my McDoubles. Extra onions.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Block all his judicial appointments, not just SCOTUS. Go #Mitch2TheMAX.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Joe Dirt is going to vote blue.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He also doesn't know there's a "b" in Obama.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A nuclear winter lite.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Every year, zero die changing the clocks on high and dangerous steeples on churches and municipal buildings. Immediately after they scrape the dead body off the sidewalk, the clock still needs to be changed so someone else has to risk their life after just witnessing horror. This has got to stop!!!
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Safer for him than gambling whether a self-pardon would be ruled valid, but his ego may not allow it.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"My God... it's full of star^h^h^hhit."
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Frauded and defrauded could be like irregardless and regardless if he can manage to keep it going until @merriam-webster.com capitulates.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"that convention"... but what does it mean?
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Calculation Krypton: Man Surrounded by Math
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Elon's tired torso. As in built like a tire.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ethan "Shriveled Balls" Harper
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Picture me holding an open can of soup with my fingerless gloves, eating it straight out of the can with a metal spork.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mona Lisa Vito would have never made this mistake.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Schmitt was trying to show Smith was in Atlanta in order to claim that Smith met with Fani Willis to collude against Trump, but the evidence Scmitt misunderstood actually supports the fact that Smith was not even in Atlanta.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Doesn't Junior have an investment in a drone company?
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A cop in a ghillie suit tackling the grinch.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So what you're saying is you made it up and didn't really get film of Alex Jones blowing up? I feel ripped off.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well, twice-in-a-lifetime. Same guy, but twice.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No problem.
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Baby (Ansel Elgort) in Sunglasses
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I ain't got time.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How much was this Cameo?
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Stupid Idiot
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well, it does take one to know one.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Zack Morris's 'So What' Shrug (Saved By The Bell)
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The AI apocalypse will include some similarities with the plot of Die Hard 2.
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Warning Lights Die Hard 2 Die Harder
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Poutine every day aka Routine Poutine.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Judge should appoint Barack Obama as the trustee.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I believe that aspect of WarGames' plot was likely inspired by a real incident that occured in 1979. nsarchive.gwu.edu/document/276...
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Zbigniew Brzezinski, Memorandum for the Secretary of State, enclosing “Evening Report,” with President Carter’s notations, 14 November 1979, Secret
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Funny Raccoon Tries to Wash Cotton Candy
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
1.5mg gold is worth 21 cents
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I refuse to play as Trump so...
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Winning Move
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Do you know what the scrap value of copper is? By Trump math, he could wipe out the national debt.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Amy Barrett.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Trump scores this as another attempt on his life.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Clara Peller is rolling over in her grave and asking to substitute black bean patties.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm glad Putin stole his ring.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The comped ring is taxable income. I'm sure he declared it.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Weekend At Bernie's 2: Bernie's Conga Line
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
AI plus Big Hologram could resurrect AR.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Remind them they need to be discovered before midnight, not just pass away. They need to use their last breath to alert Harvey Levin.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Do you think a human had any hand in writing the article at all or did an AI decide autonomously to advocate for itself? Or maybe a couple of AIs put on a trench coat together.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Honestly thought for a moment from your summary that they were admitting that Iran will win but the ambiguity got me.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Google says it takes 6-8 hours just to repack a deployed slide and up to 20 to fully inspect, test, and repack.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What hair?
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Inflation adjusted the October 2012 price is over $5 in today's dollars so this doesn't really work though Trump is still a piece of shit.
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Mike @mousedroppings.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
One thing I know with absolute certainty is there is no way that MFer is making room for anyone else on the door.
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