After years of what insiders describe as “a complicated relationship with the medium,” the brand has pivoted to what a spokesperson called “more reliable channels.”

"I'm not even black," said Funt, who is obviously Caucasian.

The film has not yet been rated by the MPAA, though early descriptions strongly suggest a fun night in for the entire family.

Kellogg’s new government-backed cereal contains no seed oils, no added sugars, and no answers to several extremely reasonable follow-up questions.

The surprise sequel includes ten additional commandments, a foreword by Bob Ross, mixed Goodreads reviews, and several passages legal experts say may be “challenging for the Trump Administration.”