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Lexie Mountain 𓅾 @mountainlex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

When your farts? They stink and, it’s awesome

American shorthair black cat with chewed up Halloween Guy ears and eyes that are two different shapes does farts, for you to experience. They’re bad

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Lexie Mountain 𓅾 @mountainlex.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Just catching up on the scuttlebutt around Maryland Renn Faire’s furry ban

Reddit user lick my woohoo hole posts “my wife’s job had to ban furries because they would have sex in the bathroom and clog it with diapers. It’s an aviation museum.”

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Lexie Mountain 𓅾 @mountainlex.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

These requirements are insane for a program that’s supposed to be tied to existing, not employment

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Lexie Mountain 𓅾 @mountainlex.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Please perceive this car I found while looking up the Baltimore ICE Facility

Top half of screen cap is a maroon Toyota Corolla completely covered in spray painted hearts driving down the street. Bottom half of the image is the street directions to Baltimore City's stupid fucking ICE facility

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Lexie Mountain 𓅾 @mountainlex.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

We have to Do Something & one of those somethings is making calls but let's be fuckin real. I called Mfume's office on a weekly basis for over a year begging him to stop financing a genocide and Codepink got him on camera saying "Don't tell me what to do"

Congressman Kweisi Mfume interviewed by codepink :
Congressman Kweisi Mfume claimed his constituents aren't asking him to stop the bombs to Israel. Let's make it impossible for him to say that again.
Children in Gaza are starving while Congress funds more bombs. Flood Mfume's office with calls and demand he Stops Sending Bombs.
Call: (202) 225-4741
October 2, 2025

Congressman Mfume saying "Don't tell me what to do though" after being asked to stop bombing children and hospitals

Codepink reminds congressman Mfume that his constituents are in fact asking him to help cease funding a genocide

Congressman Mfume saying "my constituents have not been telling me to do that" -- I called his office every week telling him to please stop sending money to bomb Gaza

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Lexie Mountain 𓅾 @mountainlex.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Gleefully absorbing this post about how Charlie Kirk "was legitimately not a good father." Reveling in it honestly

Page one describing the experience of working for the Kirk family. Warning: gross

Page two describing the experience of working for the Kirk family. Warning: gross

Page three describing the experience of working for the Kirk family. Warning: gross

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Lexie Mountain 𓅾 @mountainlex.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

iphone really said fuck your settings

Screen cap of sent message indicating the person receiving the text has notifications silenced, and giving you the option to notify them anyway because what even are personal preferences amirite

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Lexie Mountain 𓅾 @mountainlex.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Slaying a show today 6pm doors I'm on first at 7:30 @ottobuddy with DUNUMS (NC 🇵🇸🎨🪨), Safra & The Machete Clan, Lexie Mountain!! May the wind carry you there ok my dude

laying a show today 6pm doors I'm on first at 7:30 @ottobuddy with DUNUMS (NC 🇵🇸🎨🪨), Safra & The Machete Clan, Lexie Mountain!!!! Come on!!!!!!!

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Lexie Mountain 𓅾 @mountainlex.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

For those of you asking what I had in my shopping cart when Shakedown Street came on at the Giant yesterday

Grocery cart containing ten heads of iceberg lettuce, two cabbages, a bouquet of romaine, and two 12-packs of plain La Croix seltzer. FLAVOR VOID

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Lexie Mountain 𓅾 @mountainlex.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Wild time partying with this dude last night

Underfed orange cat climbs into a hotel toilet. He is clinging on the edge, trying to get a drink. Letting him have his toilet water moment, Cleveland Ohio

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Lexie Mountain 𓅾 @mountainlex.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Stray pressie at the noise show should I cop y/dy (definitely yes) looking to you for final judgment @fadalbert.bsky.social

Small pill possibly a vitamin? In the floor next to some wooden crates. Floor has little crumbles on it, everything is brownish

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Lexie Mountain 𓅾 @mountainlex.bsky.social · 25/04/2024

are you seriously going to the mat for THIS GUY because "core curriculum"? What are we doing here folks

Finally, a conference between a teacher who doesn't know anything about content he teaches speaking and a virulent racist TERF! Anyway this is an ad titled "Fixing Harvard: Can The Universities be saved? With pictures of John "I have no idea what 4'33" is about" McWhorter and Kathleen "BLM ideology is embedded in higher ed and trans people aren't real" Stock

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Lexie Mountain 𓅾 @mountainlex.bsky.social · 19/04/2024

TIL one of the ingredients in supermarket sliced white American cheese is American cheese

Receipt showing the ingredients in sliced white American cheese, the second of which is American cheese

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Lexie Mountain 𓅾 @mountainlex.bsky.social · 24/01/2024

mining gems from deep within rubber stamp eBay

Rubber stamp design: a thin outline drawing of a pile of movie theatre garbage like soda cups and popcorn bags and a candy box. The only visible text on the candy box is the letters C U M

A ruler measuring a rubber stamp with an image of a smaller ruler on it, on a gray grid. The wooden ruler says FALCON Auburn, Maine. Very cute teensy ruler stamp hee hee

A rubber stamp of a dot drawing of the aurora borealis but if you didn't know that you might think it looks like how someone would describe a horse's tail if they had never seen one before: the manifestation of wispy

Rubber stamp of an cartoon hound dog and he is in a STATE. Is he wet? Angry? Horny? Sweating and pissed? Is he a dog day of summer like is this dog having his actual day

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Lexie Mountain 𓅾 @mountainlex.bsky.social · 19/01/2024

Hi this is my shark my shark is named Portal please kiss Portal for luck we all need it

Picture of the boopable snoot of great white shark named Portal. Extremely cute

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Lexie Mountain 𓅾 @mountainlex.bsky.social · 16/01/2024

SIR. I still have the teensy pinecones and painted teeth plus troll keychain you sent? Normally the tinies are kept in a jar to protect from gnomes but they're busy with the snow rn, should be safe to expose them

Really tiny stuff just the eensiest little baby bottle and pine cone and beads and Ace of spades playing card. So small. Also shells, very very teensy

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Lexie Mountain 𓅾 @mountainlex.bsky.social · 01/12/2023

Windbreaker (Edition 77) Limited Version of I Am Here To Win One Million Dollars is up on my bc for bandcamp Friday, check out this tape case it has exactly zero spindles. Not a spindle to be seen

Limited edition hand painted and stamped cassette version of Lexie Mountain's album "I am here to win one million dollars" balanced against a clam shell

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Lexie Mountain 𓅾 @mountainlex.bsky.social · 25/11/2023

"Discover" 🙄 Bluesky why are you telling me to follow an account I already follow. I know about these posts. I followed Ceej before he was a twinkle in your timeline. Our friendship is older than you are. We are older than god and you treat us like this? Embarrassed for you

A Ceej post with the heading "Discover" in bold, which is fucking weird because I already follow him. Why do I need to discover him. What is wrong with you.

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Lexie Mountain 𓅾 @mountainlex.bsky.social · 27/10/2023

our mass shootings outnumber the days of a year that isn't even over yet

Quote from Oct 27 2023 CNN article about Maine shooting: "The massacre in Maine is the deadliest of at least 566 mass shootings in the US so far this year, according to the Gun Violence Archive. With 18 victims killed, the mass shooting is also the deadliest since the Uvalde massacre in May 2022, when 21 people were gunned down at a Texas elementary school."

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Lexie Mountain 𓅾 @mountainlex.bsky.social · 25/10/2023

I have two shows coming up in Baltimore!! Plus Saturday Oct 28 I'm MCing Current Space' ATP Halloween cover band show, 6pm doors, a super bananas kind of thing so there we go