Moth King 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @mothking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Filed under "Problems that never occur in a Dr Pepper household" 💯🌶💪 031
Moth King 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @mothking.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Check out this garbage I saw in an actual display in a low-quality museum the other day: 010
Moth King 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @mothking.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Lee Kwan Yew got a lot wrong but he was right about air conditioning 010
Moth King 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @mothking.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Singaporean PM Lee Kuan Yew on Air conditioning: 130
Moth King 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @mothking.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Investors: Another 17 trillion to Sam Altman! 011
Moth King 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @mothking.bsky.social · 07/06/2026All this talk about "HR ladies" is reminding me of the way libs, during the shutdown, suddenly decided that George Bush's TSA was a force for good. Moreover, Graham Platner is a Nazi mercenary and a domestic abuser. 060
Moth King 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @mothking.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Liberals are getting defense megacontractors in the national divorce 0280
Moth King 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @mothking.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Thanks Youtube for showing me this ad for a child porn generator 021
Moth King 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @mothking.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Guy who hauls stuff 2x a year: "I need a huge, child obliterating, truck that costs $20K more than a car so I can haul furniture!!!" No you don't, buddy 070
Moth King 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @mothking.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Gas station in North Dakota with 2 pumps: "Hey there pal, you're our first customer in two days. Let me tell you about all these taxidermied deer that are mounted above the cash register" Gas station in Georgia with 120 pumps: [slur redacted] 030
Moth King 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @mothking.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Did I post this already? Either way, fine time to bring it back 020
Moth King 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @mothking.bsky.social · 03/09/2025After seeing Donald's military parade: Hmm, a feeble attempt at a show of force by a dying empire. I can recognize this because I'm immune to propaganda After seeing Xi's military parade: *googling* How to leave American century of humiliation to become member of Chinese beautiful cowgirl batallion 010
Moth King 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @mothking.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Well, can't argue with that. Have another one: 110
Moth King 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @mothking.bsky.social · 29/07/2025@quorators.bsky.social, the masses are clamoring for an "All chimp questions" episode. Many people are saying this. 1201
Moth King 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @mothking.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Mr. President sir, many people are saying you're weak for not dealing with the illegal immigrant who won't stop bringing up Epstein. They say he's a disloyal dog who has nothing to fear from you and that he's making a mockery of this great country sir. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER 030
Moth King 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @mothking.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Hey @support.bsky.team, if my Following feed is going to be filled with content from accounts I don't follow, which haven't been reposted by anyone I follow, then this place has fallen into the same trap as Facebook or TikTok. Wouldn't you rather be better than those companies? 000
Moth King 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @mothking.bsky.social · 29/03/2025ME: Hello, I need the world's biggest and ugliest watch, something that says "Tricking me into buying a Dodge Charger at larcenous rates would be trivially easy" CASIO: Of course. That's our speciality ME: I also need some gynecological imaging equipment CASIO: You're never gonna believe this 030
Moth King 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @mothking.bsky.social · 28/02/2025What do you think is going on rn in the alternate universe where this guy made the shot? 010
Moth King 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @mothking.bsky.social · 23/02/2025repost with a pic you saved but haven’t found a use for 010
Moth King 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @mothking.bsky.social · 16/01/2025You're not a real Bluesky user until they give you the official Bluesky coffee maker for posting good 000
Moth King 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @mothking.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Hey do y'all think Kleenex professonal is right for me? I've considered going pro but personally I think I'm more of a hobbyist nose blower 011
Moth King 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @mothking.bsky.social · 08/12/2024guys I've solved the middle east conflict (Syria gets the Golan Heights back, as a treat) 020
Moth King 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @mothking.bsky.social · 23/10/2024Remember, this is the exceedingly generous position towards Kamala: You don't even need to have never been complicit in a genocide! You just gotta stop being complicit in this one! That's all! The bar is on the floor! 000
Moth King 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @mothking.bsky.social · 14/10/2024Head Injury Breaks out in JFK's Skull After Oswald Targets Politicians 021
Moth King 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @mothking.bsky.social · 12/09/2024Here's a Fujimori policy that CNN thought wasn't worth mentioning: 011
Moth King 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @mothking.bsky.social · 29/07/2024Journalists want to change the definition of "edging" sooo bad just so they can save a few letters per headline and I don't think they realize it's never gonna happen. The gooners have won 020
Moth King 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @mothking.bsky.social · 12/02/2024Respectable bipartisans when they see a Muslim child with the full use of both their legs 020