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Not Joni Mitchell

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gets up early▪️ stays up late▪️ uses a machete to cut through red tape ▪️ Does not own a short skirt or a long jacket

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Not Joni Mitchell @motherofplantss.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
AMEN. Tell me more about how controlling trans people isn’t really more about controlling women 🖕🖕🖕🖕
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Not Joni Mitchell @motherofplantss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
FR every time I feel like this time line has gotten to the peak 🐥 up we get this bs
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Not Joni Mitchell @motherofplantss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve always used weather as a metaphor to discuss emotional regulation in my music therapy groups. This week someone brought up that you can control the weather if you’re a liberal 😐😐😐 someone was a child 😐😐😐
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Not Joni Mitchell @motherofplantss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Damn. If I had a nickel for every time someone tried to talk about SI with AI I would be rich 💀 gotta love working in psych at the moment 😅
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Not Joni Mitchell @motherofplantss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My brain this morning
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Not Joni Mitchell @motherofplantss.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Dude WTAF crying laughing 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂
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Not Joni Mitchell @motherofplantss.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mitch McConnell’s senate return ✌️
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Star Wars: Yoda and Anakin Force Ghosts
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Not Joni Mitchell @motherofplantss.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Also he is “the first one saying this”… Forget about us normie Americans eating canned food to survive the apocalypse 🙄🙄🙄
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Not Joni Mitchell @motherofplantss.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh woah guys… billionaire bitch bro bill gates finally speaks out. Not about protecting children but about AI. After all. This. Time. Too late bud 🤷‍♀️
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Matthew Dowd @matthewjdowd.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If reading the Bible or the Quran or any other religious work makes you hate more and lead to darkness, then I would suggest finding another book to meditate on. If reading a religious text helps you love more and be more compassionate and leads to light, keep it up.
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Donald J. Fake @dogpoo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Democrats are coming World the Federal dog poo need to be Post has gone the U.S. Munny get involved has to clean big data science than we buy It will include Iran of the U.S. Coming to Washington potatoe fart & they've turned (lied in Congress ELECTION INTERFERENCE!
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Not Joni Mitchell @motherofplantss.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
🍿🍿🍿Dumocrats 🍿🍿🍿
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Not Joni Mitchell @motherofplantss.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Dude like seriously how the fuck did we get here. Somebody do SOMETHING 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Not Joni Mitchell @motherofplantss.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The government is trying so hard to copy fascist dictatorships and failing horribly. We are comparable to Team America: World Police level of leadership, dollar tree gold fixtures and pube signature money. Not funny 😞
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America, Fuck Yeah! - Team America
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Carlye Hooten @chooten.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Governor Andy Beshear is asking the same question. Maybe he'll make a visit to the hospital where McConnell is supposedly "recovering?" That's the LEAST he should do. Politeness is fine, up to the point of violating public trust. apnews.com/article/mcco...
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Not Joni Mitchell @motherofplantss.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I saw Mitch McConnel just the other day… He had finally reincarnated into his full on turtiline form and responded with as expected silence 🌱🐢😅
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Not Joni Mitchell @motherofplantss.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Hope I can look back on this as a time in the past some day instead of the new normal.
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Not Joni Mitchell @motherofplantss.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
He says the quiet part out loud and so seriously 👏👏👏👏👏
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Not Joni Mitchell @motherofplantss.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Dumocrats 🍿🍿🍿 Obuma 🍿🍿🍿
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Rose Dawson: It's Been 84 Years (Titanic)
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Not Joni Mitchell @motherofplantss.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
But should we kiss at the Pokémon gas station
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Not Joni Mitchell @motherofplantss.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Fr the relationship between trump and Vance will go down as the weirdest cabinet relationship. So many vibes. So much guy liner.
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Not Joni Mitchell @motherofplantss.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Ah yes… old Gregg cones full circle 🍿🍿
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Old Gregg: He's a Scaly Man-Fish!
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Catbus is REAL!!
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Not Joni Mitchell @motherofplantss.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Obama 🍿🍿🍿🍿 Dumocrats 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿✨
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Daughter hit a nasty pothole and popped a tire. A USPS truck pulled up, driver cheerfully helped her change in the spare. She asked his name. “Call me Corn,” he said. “Like corn on the cob.” And drove off. There are good people out there and some of them are named Corn. 🌽.
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Not Joni Mitchell @motherofplantss.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
So sorry…tbh I think I spend this much time on my phone/TV as a full time employee 🍿🍿🍿🍿 so many hours of entertainment each day as we watch the world 🔥🔥🔥
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Not Joni Mitchell @motherofplantss.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I literally cannot imagine being at this press briefing in person. It was awkward to watch. Gives the model of Goliath National Bank from how I met your mother.
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How I Met Your Mother
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Not Joni Mitchell @motherofplantss.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
In 2019 I remember someone playing mother by Pink Floyd at a coffee shop concert. We all laughed at the, mother should we trust the government?f*** no! Response. That seems so so so long ago and from such a removed time and it’s really present day. Some people read spark notes of 1984 and it shows.
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scubapopeye.bsky.social @scubapopeye.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
This is our home. We have no place else to go. We must protect it at all costs. I will never understand why this idea is so hard for anyone. You will not live forever. Let me tell you something: I will go down fighting for her if I have to. For my children and grandchildren.
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Not Joni Mitchell @motherofplantss.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Who knew ice ice baby would be the ending credit song for the apocalypse?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/05/2026
“Such a splendid ballroom, Daddy! Let us dance!” as he pressed the figurines into each other at the waist and whirled them around the checkered marble floor.
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Trump Makes Figurines Of Himself, Ivanka Kiss In Miniature Ballroom Model
WASHINGTON—Mashing their faces together as he produced loud smooching sounds, President Donald Trump made figurines of himself and his daughter Ivanka Trump kiss in a model of his under-construction W...
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Not Joni Mitchell @motherofplantss.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
TBH after the whole Epstein thing the only way read rumps signature now is of pubes…
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Not Joni Mitchell @motherofplantss.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
In Kentucky we choose pedophilia and propaganda over justice and transparency 🤡🤡🤡🤡
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Not Joni Mitchell @motherofplantss.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Only if they also give it this theme song pls
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Peter Gabriel Sledgehammer Chicken Dance
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Not Joni Mitchell @motherofplantss.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
So I guess we are, “shooting down,” boats now?? What a time to be alive. I thought you could only shoot down planes 🤓
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Amy Résistance @amooshik.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
AOC represents EVERY WOMAN in America right now who is sick and tired of misogyny & misinformation. She represents us and the rage we feel.
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Thomas Fortenberry @thomasfortenberry.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Since Trump has trouble distinguishing what someone in the medical profession looks like, here is a picture of a lifesaving professional.
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Berkeley Mews @berkeleymews.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Oscar's house patreon.com/berkeleymews
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LEFT COAST RIGHT WATCH @lcrw.news · 28/03/2026
Just spoke with this gentleman- Combat vet, 9 tours. We asked him about his thoughts on the Iran war he said “I’m sick about it- I’m still getting treated for PTSD and I don’t want these kids to go through what I did” ended up telling me stories about Australian soldiers he toured with.
Guy holding sign - “hey Trump I hear you like em young- you better not go to cell block 1”
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 22/03/2026
50 years ago today, @markhamillofficial.bsky.social was preparing to film his first scene in a small film called Star Wars. Before the first lines were spoken, this photo was taken in... a galaxy far far away.
Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker on the first day of shooting.
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Not Joni Mitchell @motherofplantss.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
SOS help! How are we here ✌️? #somebodydosomething2026
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Debra 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @starfyre59.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Over 400 women have been arrested since they overturned Roe v Wade— yet not a SINGLE man has been arrested for raping children with Epstein.
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Alt CDC (they/them) @altcdc.altgov.info · 09/03/2026
Good morning. We woke this morning with the light and the sound of bird songs instead of an alarm. Like a tree, may the promise of spring renew your energy, deepen your roots, and bring new growth. What are your favorite signs of spring in your area?
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Not Joni Mitchell @motherofplantss.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Literally the only evidence you need of the complete lack of empathy
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Not Joni Mitchell @motherofplantss.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Just found out we are at war for shits and giggles so ✌️ #RELEASETHEEPSTEINFILES
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I hope these messages Alysa is trying to get out here are hitting athletes who need to hear them, but I hope they’re hitting coaches & parents & admins even harder
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Not Joni Mitchell @motherofplantss.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Today an 11 y old told me about how they hope the economy is better when they grow up 💀
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Not Joni Mitchell @motherofplantss.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Dig up zorro ranch ✨ Dig up the golf course ✨ I am so confused ✨ ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY SAVE ✨ THE ✨ CHILDREN ✨✨
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a woman is digging a grave with a shovel and the words `` just being a mom '' .
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