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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This tells you all you need to know about this sadistic fairy tale.
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
No free rides!
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Posts accurately claim Trump's former 'spiritual adviser' was released after 6 months in jail for child sex abuse. Birds of a feather flock together.
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Posts accurately claim Trump's former 'spiritual adviser' was released after 6 months in jail for child sex abuse
Robert Morris served on a 25-person evangelical advisory board for Trump's 2016 presidential campaign.
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Thou Shalt Not Threaten War Crimes On Easter
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Thou Shalt Not Threaten War Crimes On Easter
Or ever.
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Marco Rubio said Iran would be 'much different country' if it spent money on people instead of weapons
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Marco Rubio said Iran would be 'much different country' if it spent money on people instead of weapons
The U.S. secretary of state made the comment during an appearance on "Good Morning America."
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I'm still scratching my head in baffled amazement that anyone would even want to come here to be abused by the Pe-Do-File in chief. Everyone should snub him.
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Chick-Fil-A Announces Two Halves Of Buns Must Be Married Before Becoming Sandwich
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Chick-Fil-A Announces Two Halves Of Buns Must Be Married Before Becoming Sandwich
ATLANTA—Hoping to provide clarity to consumers about their company’s food production standards, Chick-fil-A officials announced Monday that the two halves of each bun served in their restaurants must ...
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Trump Voters Crash Out Over Gas Prices
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Trump Voters Crash Out Over Gas Prices
Leopard, meet face.
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Trump Demands Staff Get King Of Hormuz On Line —
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Trump Demands Staff Get King Of Hormuz On Line
WASHINGTON—In a bid to regain access to the sea passage through which ships enter the Persian Gulf, President Donald Trump ordered staff to get the King of Hormuz on the line, White House sources conf...
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Take Your Hat Off, A-Hole!
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Take Your Hat Off, A-Hole!
This isn't a McDonald's.
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Tell Congress: Don’t Follow Trump’s SOTU Lead on Climate Silence
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Congress: Don’t Follow Trump’s SOTU Lead on Climate Silence
Donald Trump delivered the longest State of the Union address in modern history — and never once mentioned climate change. Not a single time. Not during a year of record-breaking heat. Not as familie...
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I have nothing but contempt for them. His first time around one could almost feel sorry for the naive voters that believed his lies (unlike we who knew better and voted accordingly) and voted for his useless ass. The second time that excuse wouldn't hold water.
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
MAGA Military Moms Are All Freaking Out A Little Right Now
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MAGA Military Moms Are All Freaking Out A Little Right Now
FAFO.
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Thou Shalt Not Start A War Because Everyone Hates You
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Thou Shalt Not Start A War Because Everyone Hates You
The 'Board of Peace' started WW3 so fast.
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Bless The US Women's Hockey Team For Rejecting Trump's SOTU Invite Still the misogynist.
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Bless The US Women's Hockey Team For Rejecting Trump's SOTU Invite
Dear Humans,
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew
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Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew
WASHINGTON—Exhausted from repeated efforts to explain the most basic aspect of political power, an aide to President Trump nevertheless began wearily explaining for the fifth time Friday why he couldn...
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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Stop Trump’s Plan to Weaken the US Military With Coal Order
President Trump just issued an executive order that forces the Pentagon to buy electricity from aging coal-fired power plants — even as many of those plants are already being phased out. This isn’t ab...
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I hope this news about the pocket fascist is accurate.
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
SMITE! Republican Candidate Quits As ICE Cracks 0
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SMITE! Republican Candidate Quits As ICE Cracks
“Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear.”
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Thou Shalt Abolish And Prosecute ICE!
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Thou Shalt Abolish And Prosecute ICE!
Can God get a f***ing amen?
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement —
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Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement
ARLINGTON, VA—In an apparent attempt to guilt his children into eating their vegetables Monday, White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller reportedly reminded one of his sons, a picky eater, tha...
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating —
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Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating
WASHINGTON—Calling the discovery the “clearest proof yet” of how the U.S. government was originally designed to function, archaeologists published new evidence Thursday that suggests the Capitol build...
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Giddy Trump Struts All Around White House With Nobel Peace Prize In Mouth —
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Giddy Trump Struts All Around White House With Nobel Peace Prize In Mouth
WASHINGTON—Panting excitedly as he trotted from room to room displaying his prized possession, a giddy President Donald Trump was reportedly seen Friday strutting all around the White House with a Nob...
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Melania Trump Casts Longtime Aide Into Well Of Gloom —
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Melania Trump Casts Longtime Aide Into Well Of Gloom
WASHINGTON—In an abrupt termination that surprised many White House observers and raised questions about the fate of her remaining staff, first lady Melania Trump reportedly cast longtime aide Heather...
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Bless Whoever Defaced Trump’s Hollywood Star Again
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Bless Whoever Defaced Trump’s Hollywood Star Again
Nailed it.
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
SMITE! ICE Agents Are Slipping On Ice
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SMITE! ICE Agents Are Slipping On Ice
You're welcome.
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession —
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Thou Shalt Not Illegally Start Wars
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Thou Shalt Not Illegally Start Wars
Trump bombed Venezuela last night.
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
WASHINGTON—Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American ped...
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
MAGA Finds Out Their Health Insurance Is Going Up
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MAGA Finds Out Their Health Insurance Is Going Up
They voted for this.
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Bless The Boxer Who Knocked Jake Paul the Fuck Out
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Bless The Boxer Who Knocked Jake Paul the Fuck Out
So shines a good smite in a weary world.
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Bless Indiana For Making Trump’s Head Explode
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Bless Indiana For Making Trump’s Head Explode
Can God get an amen?
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Total Morons Sean Duffy And RFK Jr Do Pull-ups At Airport
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Total Morons Sean Duffy And RFK Jr Do Pull-ups At Airport
The Trump admin wants you to wear a suit to work out at the airport.
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Thou Shalt Leave The Walz Family The Fuck Alone
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Thou Shalt Leave The Walz Family The Fuck Alone
Can God get a flipping amen?
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Bless Costco For Suing Trump And Making MAGA Furious
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Bless Costco For Suing Trump And Making MAGA Furious
More hotdogs for you and more hotdogs for me.
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Trump Voter Finally Realizes Trump Is A Moron
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Trump Voter Finally Realizes Trump Is A Moron
Don Snorleone is in big trouble.
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Musk Accidentally Proves 70% Of MAGA Accounts On Twitter Live In Russia
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Musk Accidentally Proves 70% Of MAGA Accounts On Twitter Live In Russia
Whoops!
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Thou Shalt Not Threaten To Kill Members Of Congress
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Thou Shalt Not Threaten To Kill Members Of Congress
Can God get a frigging amen?
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
‘Temu Jigsaw’ Laura Loomer Suddenly Very Worried About GOP's 'Nazi Problem'
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‘Temu Jigsaw’ Laura Loomer Suddenly Very Worried About GOP's 'Nazi Problem'
What was her first clue?
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Orange Pedo, eat your heart out. A peek inside the Colonna Palace, Rome’s most exclusive tourist site
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A peek inside the Colonna Palace, Rome’s most exclusive tourist site
Every year, millions visit Rome's famous sites, but few enter the exclusive Colonna Palace. This private home-museum, hidden in the city center, opens only to small groups for a few hours on Friday an...
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Trump Voters Are Getting the Black Lung Because of Him Killing his supporters. Must be a new high for him and his cult.
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Trump Voters Are Getting the Black Lung Because of Him
“They’re doing everything they can to hurt the working man."
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
this week in stupid: November 8 edition
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this week in stupid: November 8 edition
Donny Convict labels it, Jesse Watters enables it, and so much more...
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Melania Increases Tariffs on Canada to 10,000% to Retaliate for Katy Perry Dating Justin Trudeau open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
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Melania Increases Tariffs on Canada to 10,000% to Retaliate for Katy Perry Dating Justin Trudeau
The First Lady's move has further imperiled relations between the US and its northern neighbor.
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Damn The Billionaire Trump Supporter “Paying The Military” During Shutdown www.thegodpodcast.com/p/damn-the-b...
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Damn The Billionaire Trump Supporter “Paying The Military” During Shutdown
Is it to keep the Epstein files from coming out?
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
do we even have a government any more? open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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do we even have a government any more?
over the cliff with Donny and Mikey
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
none of this shit is popular open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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none of this shit is popular
and all of it is evil
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
National Guardsman Awakes Screaming From Nightmare About Americans Going About Daily Lives — theonion.com/national-gua...
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National Guardsman Awakes Screaming From Nightmare About Americans Going About Daily Lives
FORT WORTH, TX—Catching his breath and wiping the sweat from his brow after he realized it was all just a bad dream, Texas National Guard member Jason Ringgold reportedly woke up screaming at 3 a.m. T...
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Preznit Fuckwit melts down at reporter who dares question East Wing desecration open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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Preznit Fuckwit melts down at reporter who dares question East Wing desecration
‘everyone has to love my vulgar dance hall’
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Key members of Young Republicans group chat weren't 'college kids' www.snopes.com/fact-check/c...
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Key members of Young Republicans group chat weren't 'college kids'
A Politico investigation revealed text messages joking about slavery, Hitler, rape and more.
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motheroffive.bsky.social @motheroffive.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Mike Johnson Opts for Medically Induced Coma to Avoid Swearing in New Democratic Congresswoman open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
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Mike Johnson Opts for Medically Induced Coma to Avoid Swearing in New Democratic Congresswoman
“I was really hoping that people would forget about the Epstein files or that the Rapture would happen, but no such luck.”
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