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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 02/09/2026
table of contents.

2.2. Server Procedures
2.2.1. Do Nothing
2.2.2. Do Something
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 07/05/2026
just figured out how to do something ridiculous. cc @notfire
a cube with one point perspective lines stretching to a single point. on each face is a low resolution picture of a cat by some plants
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 05/05/2026
this is what creepypasta videos look like to me
in all caps, white sans serif text on black background .
in big text: striving dot mid.
below in smaller text:
munt MT-32 emulator
GM patched
off center from the rest:
MT-32 isn't supposed to
play this
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 05/05/2026
dont worry friend. mine will
SMWCentral comment by J-Wolf17FTW, 18 Sep 2016, 10:01 PM: Will the emulator have viruses in it?
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 05/05/2026
wikipedia sidebar. "This article is part of a series about George Orwell." a portrait of george orwell is shown in the heading. there are six collapsed content boxes: toons, games, characters, downloads, store, and E-Mail
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 01/05/2026
im on the wikipedia article for the aes key schedule and its like. its not hard to implement but whats with the 11B??? why does it need the leading 1 at all
where RC sub i is an 8 bit value defined as:
1 if i = 1
2 times RC sub i minus 1 if i > 1 and RC sub i minus 1 < 80 hex
2 times RC sub i minus 1, XOR 11B hex, mod 100 hex if i > 1 and RC sub i minus 1 >= 80 hex
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 29/04/2026
the achewood "Why did you send a check for $10,000 to 'Oreos'" panel, but edited to say serial port instead of oreos. "I like their product! I wanted 'em to have a little walkin' around money!"
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 28/04/2026
and do i still use it... well of course (:
yamaha MU80 on a desk, monitor stand above. the MU80 screen reads "Mon 04/27 22:38:47"
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 28/04/2026
wait this one is actually real. everyone look at this one instead
an image in the same format as above, in much higher resolution: "Are there any odd weird numbers?"
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 28/04/2026
wikipedia aside box, with a question mark icon. heading "Unsolved problem in mathematics". "Is the smallest weird number bigger or smaller than the biggest normal number?" in small text is a link, labeled "More unsolved problems in mathematics"
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 27/04/2026
youre damn right...
youtube search, where i've typed "tape". the results are cropped to three entries, in order: "tape 05", "tape 05 boards of canada", "tape 5".
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 21/04/2026
Rookie Sysadmin Here. Is This Service Graph Good Or Bad To See At Two In The Morning
stacked bar chart with four bars. towards the end, the second disappears entirely, with all the others sharply dipping to compensate and producing a noticeable line of before and after
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 20/04/2026
screenshot of the dig; the crew is by the space shuttle. boston low says: "It's The Dig."
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 19/04/2026
guy whos only ever listened to 4'33, hearing their second song:
signal message from me: "yes but all their music is full of sounds"
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 17/04/2026
what in hell is aseprite even doing
macos terminal line: "[ 63%] Linking CXX executable ../../bin/base64"
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 17/04/2026
im still having issues
firefox open with just one bluesky tab. in place of the content is a black on white plain page, reading as follows:

Error 503 first byte timeout
first byte timeout
Error 54113
Details: cache-pao-kpao1770042-PAO 1776355301 2511591784
(there is a horizontal rule here.)
Varnish cache server
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 16/04/2026
three blog comments, each with an icon drawn over and an arrow pointing to it.

by user chfour: "that is, quite literally, witchcraft. I'm amazed. I mean I made an HTTP server in browser Javascript, and that's NOTHING compared to this. this is a fully functional, real time minecraft server. a full-on online 3D game. Wow. also, lovely font choice ;)" the annotation is an orange smiley face.

by user me: "My BRAIN IS BOGELED" the annotation is a bagel.

by user NotNite: "wow this is horrifying" the annotation is an orange, frowning confused face with a question mark next to it
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 16/04/2026
i call it 'the factory' and i drew it in wordle with my mind
redrawn pixel art wordle pattern, entirely gray and green. from rows one to five, the green tiles are as follows: fourth only, fourth only, second and fourth, one through four, and all five. together they vaguely resemble a factory building with two exhaust columns
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 16/04/2026
sure
gtk dropdown named Person set to Half-LifeAnnouncementSystem
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 15/04/2026
file name text box filled in with "waouahoh.wav"
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 15/04/2026
is this some kind of riddle
audacity export window; in the background the clip title is visible as "df0 = ram." audacity asks, "How would you like to export?" the two options are, left and default with a cloud icon, "Share to audio.com. Uploads an uncompressed audio file and generates a shareable link. This link allows others to download the file in either .wav or .mp3 format." or right with a laptop icon, "On your computer. Export MP3s, WAVs, FLACS and other formats to your computer."
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 15/04/2026
there is a frog living inside of my vga bios
a macos window containing rectangular black and white pixels (about 6 wide, 12 tall). in the center is what appears to be a pixel art frog with a neutral expression
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 11/04/2026
header: "Please make a selection for the following data processing."
the first option, with an agree button beside, reads: "Data processing by advertising providers including personalised advertising with profiling." a note beside says, "Consent required for free use""With our Pur subscription you can use heise.de without tracking, external banner and video advertising for €4.95 / month. Subscribers to our magazines or heise+ only pay €1.95 per month. You can find information on data processing in the Pur subscription in our privacy policy and in the FAQ."
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 10/04/2026
this sdl program makes my entire screen tear
100 by 100 mac os window filled with static. the window title is cut off by the narrow width such that it simply reads "t"
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 10/04/2026
linkin park
screenshot of the linked picture inside a firefox browser window, depicting a park. the link in the browser window has been superimposed in red text over the picture
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 05/04/2026
you people dont even know what youre missing...
cohost post by thricedotted. two audio witgets are labeled squeak_start.wav and squeak_end.wav. under is the caption "have fun." the post is tagged: "brought to you by my old laptop's desktop folder"
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 03/04/2026
cant catch a break...
mastodon dialog, reading: "Lately you’ve posted about #housemanager. Add these as featured hashtags?" the options are "No thanks" and "Add"
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 02/04/2026
LMAO no wonder the page crashes. i thought this was inferred from the user flags
firefox devtools json view. result contains an object with field error reading: "no such projects.eligibleAvatarShapes"
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 02/04/2026
example profile fields courtesy of @domi—fields now respect capitalization rather than being forced uppercase (which i like) and if theyre short enough multiple will be put on one line (which i have mixed feelings about). but most of all the 'joined' […] [Original post on merping.synth.download]
two lines of profile fields. the first has three:

pronouns: they/them (or she/her)
webpage: https://sdomi.pl/
location: Deutschland

the second line has just one:

on fedi since: April 2017
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 02/04/2026
the badge here is odd for instance (orange is not really part of the mastodon palette) and i think 'posts and boosts' should be moved maybe inline with the activity tab selector instead of within the highest post, but i especially like that the tabs […] [Original post on merping.synth.download]
my profile. my account is labeled 'Admin (merping.synth.download)' with an orange shield badge to the left. statistics read as follows:

Posts: 2.5K
Followers: 147
Following: 129
Joined: Jan 06

there are three tabs; in order they are named activity, media, and featured. activity is selected, and the first item is the previous post in the thread, with a 'posts and boosts' tab above my name
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 02/04/2026
Scruton.net banner. to its left is a seemingly squashed picture of a tree. heading: Network Scruton. subheading: About Network Scruton. sub-subheading: What is it?
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 01/04/2026
[ ok]
cohost message box: "Thanks for letting us know. We'll look into your report as soon as possible." the OK button has the text right-justified rather than centered, leaving a large amount of empty space on the left
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 01/04/2026
15 through 24 presented in the ui, and the resulting api call the frontend makes... which does not contain ids 15 through 24
cohost post report box. of nine reasons, the last one is selected: "Other violation of the community guidelines (please clarify in the message)." the additional details box reads: "post contained a very scary bug that froke me out". the other eight reasons are as follows:

Hate speech
Abuse, harassment, or threats of violence (includes directing followers to harass another user)
Posting another user’s private information (doxxing)
Posting intimate images of another user without their consent
Impersonating someone with intent to deceive
Illegal content
Promoting self-harm
Spam or scams
Untagged / mislabeled adult contentdevtools json view, showing three fields. one is an integer post ID; the other two are as follows:
reportingReason: "Other violation of the community guidelines (please clarify in the message)"
additionalDetails: "post contained a very scary bug that froke me out"
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 31/03/2026
can you not do that
ascii portion of a hex dump, with multiple nonprintable characters. with them left out, it would read: "0386 or bette 0 not dec d! Neugh I low mem-y1 Sys%m is alr"
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 31/03/2026
gee whisk if only there was some kind of 'natural language processing' tool we could use for this
an if condition with seven string includes conditions logically or-ed together. in order they match:

think harder
think intensely
think longer
think really hard
think super hard
think very hard
ultrathink
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 29/03/2026
two posts on the cohost timeline. the first, by user bug, reads "the bug." the second, by user bug 2, reads "the bug... 2!!!!!!!" the 2 is in light blue
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 29/03/2026
okay you can switch profiles now
cohost profile dropdown, with username bugcohost profile dropdown, with username bug2
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 27/03/2026
searching for instances of 'MZ' in the rom file turned up precisely one sector aligned address. sure enough here it is in dosbox, though i think some of the other bin files mentioned in the binary which i did not extract probably point to fonts and such that are clearly not loaded here
dosbox, with the menu bar visible. between that and the giant black region at the bottom of the screen are two copies of a title screen for a go game. the one on the left has a cursor, pointing to where text should go
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 27/03/2026
im really good at this
cohost pages dropdown. there are three pages: bug, bub, and CD-ROM
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 24/03/2026
'Try again' oh yes i do believe i will
homestuck page titled 'enter name.' the flash content is replaced by a ruffle error:

'Something went wrong. It appears you are running Ruffle on the "file:" protocol. This doesn't work as browsers block many features from working for security reasons. Instead, we invite you to setup a local server or either use the web demo or the desktop application.'

the link at the bottom, from the original homestuck page, reads: "Try again."
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 23/03/2026
parallelized my code
htop core monitor. all cores, numbered 0 to 47, read 100 percent utilization
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 18/03/2026
i dont have a strong opinion on webp
a stick figure character with moth-like antennae, wings, and two sets of arms, each pair held together. the character's mouth is in the shape of the letter W, with letters to the right of them forming (in all lowercase) the text "WebP"
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 17/03/2026
one day they will have this for lego set also
in title text: "Talk to it. Watch it build."
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 17/03/2026
thats okay
system message from fluxer. "You've unlocked a free Plutonium trial. It expires (clock emoji) last week."
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 17/03/2026
okay fine you win. ill update my computer
repeated vlc errors:
Codec not supported:
VLC could not decode the format "mpgv" (MPEG-1/2 Video).
VLC could not decode the format "h264" (H264 - MPEG-4 AVC (part 10))
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 12/03/2026
merping.synth.download first mastodon instance to support american english api requests. yeehaw
truncated jq formatted json output of a curl post request to a merping.synth.download 'unfavorite' endpoint. unfavorite is spelled the american way
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 08/03/2026
cant even make a single joke can i
firefox dev tools. 200 get "MYSTYL~1.DOC" as a stylesheet request returns content type "msword"
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 27/02/2026
you cant be doing this to me
macos terminal window with title "orpheus - hexedit Orpheus.exe." from 1290 to 149F inclusive, each group of 4 bytes starts with the bytes 68 08; the other two bytes of the group are increasing in reading order
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 27/02/2026
issues visible of course but well. its the mastodon api what does one really expect
cohost notifications page showing mastodon users; likes, follows, and mentions are shown, though mentions are shown as the user having 'shared a share' of the original post
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 26/02/2026
if vdsl2 vectoring is so good how come theres no—my god...
wikipedia table of contents. 5: VDSL2 vectoring. 6: VDSL2+ Supervectoring
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