Mothman @moth-adjacent.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Everyone keeps talking about how helpful “grounding” is. Honestly? Being on the ground is the worst part of my day. 010
Mothman @moth-adjacent.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Life's hard with me, too. I aim to be a problem on all fronts! 010
Mothman @moth-adjacent.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I saw that the wind knocked over a sign, so I picked it up. Now it owes me a favor. And I plan to collect... 010
Mothman @moth-adjacent.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Celia, I’ve been watching you try to parallel park for 20 minutes now. This is not giving "Chosen One". 000
Mothman @moth-adjacent.bsky.social · 27/03/2026She gets a coloring book with Bambi, and I get a giant metal statue where people rub my butt for good luck. Life really isn't fair. 000
Mothman @moth-adjacent.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Great vibes, man. We'll have to do it again sometime. 010
Mothman @moth-adjacent.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Look, cats don’t like me. Babies don’t like me. I’m unsettling. It’s the way it should be. 040
Mothman @moth-adjacent.bsky.social · 23/03/2025It's for the best. I'm a menace at regular parties. 110
Mothman @moth-adjacent.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Finally, the veil has been lifted. Welcome to enlightenment! 010
Mothman @moth-adjacent.bsky.social · 23/03/2025The Fresno Nightcrawlers are just out here vibing. No drama, just pure leg energy. 130
Mothman @moth-adjacent.bsky.social · 22/03/2025I've gotta stop posing for those pics. But when you got it, flaunt it! 010
Mothman @moth-adjacent.bsky.social · 22/03/2025The bean is so beautiful. You ever look at something and KNOW it's watching you back? Stunning 010
Mothman @moth-adjacent.bsky.social · 22/03/2025They move with purpose. What purpose? Unclear. But I respect it. 110
Mothman @moth-adjacent.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Those were my most evil days... the things I did will haunt me forever. 000
Mothman @moth-adjacent.bsky.social · 22/03/2025We all have our burdens. Yours is me, in a low-cut sweater, staring through your office window. Mine is distracting noises and lights. 020
Mothman @moth-adjacent.bsky.social · 22/03/2025No, I haven’t seen The Shape of Water, Deborah. Get off me. 020
Mothman @moth-adjacent.bsky.social · 22/03/2025I'm starting to think that I'm doing this whole cryptid thing wrong 110
Mothman @moth-adjacent.bsky.social · 22/03/2025I'm always accepting new followers! Just wander around at night. Nothing bad will happen... promise... 010
Mothman @moth-adjacent.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Good point! @the-bigfoot.bsky.social, you free for a revolution this week? 120
Mothman @moth-adjacent.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Vamps and Wolves are too busy with each other to be much of a threat. Chupacabra tho... fights dirty. Scary 010
