Chris Ward @mostxlnt.com · 10/09/2026Apple 17” CORE 2 Duo. For all the fanboys telling me that AksUAllY Duo was a Windows phone Apple does nothing original….I bought my MacBook Duo in 2006 AKSUALLY. So there. 010
Chris Ward @mostxlnt.com · 09/08/2026JK Rowling has a page up at jkrwf.org where you can ask for financial aid to fight the good fight. So I’ve asked for some money to help in the fight against her being so nasty for no reason. Please do join in, every little helps. 010
Chris Ward @mostxlnt.com · 22/06/2026Oh good grief. Talk about 'coronation'. This is ridiculous. Why go and look at the arrivals board at the station when you can use your helicopter? 100
Chris Ward @mostxlnt.com · 12/06/2026I acknowledge that this one features two female gals, but could you please refuse the license for this one as a matter of urgency? It is due to start next week. 100
Chris Ward @mostxlnt.com · 26/05/2026If you see this, post your blue art 💙 #BlueskyMonday #photography 072
Chris Ward @mostxlnt.com · 07/04/2026A little to your East (Palavas-les-flots) at about a quarter past seven this morning. 110
Chris Ward @mostxlnt.com · 05/04/2026I see the Guardian subs have limited understanding of French. Whilst it does indeed say that there is foie gras available for tasting on the small blackboard, the tins contain only duck thighs, gizzards and necks. No livers. I'm available for translation services on demand. 000
Chris Ward @mostxlnt.com · 01/03/2026Nice to see that the Observer's subs haven't forgotten everything they learned during their Guardian days. Or are they AI strikes? In which case, Capitalisation Please. 000
Chris Ward @mostxlnt.com · 27/02/2026Interesting. Wikipedia has now removed the reference, saying that the source wasn't good enough. Perhaps Keith made it all up? 171
Chris Ward @mostxlnt.com · 16/02/2026What? And if I look at a screen for five hours do I go immediately blind or am I not mathing correctly? 000
Chris Ward @mostxlnt.com · 15/02/2026Just read on iirc Meteo Languedoc that the sun comes back and the rain stops on the 20th, and my weather app confirms it! Yoopi! 040
Chris Ward @mostxlnt.com · 14/02/2026Adrian Chiles, still proving that the easiest jobs are the one your national newspaper editor wife lets you do to keep you from under her feet. 000
Chris Ward @mostxlnt.com · 11/02/2026You'll be pleased to know that it's rained almost every day here in the South of France since Christmas. Not today, though, today it's sunny but we are also expecting hurricane Nils. 110
Chris Ward @mostxlnt.com · 09/02/2026This is pretty cool. Where are you in the Bluesky universe? I appear to be in the middle of British Progressive Voices and UK Liberal Democrats (eek), near to the British Arts and Comedy community and not far from British Humour. OK. 010
Chris Ward @mostxlnt.com · 31/01/2026If I arrange to meet you here you'll know it's a trap. Don't come. 000
Chris Ward @mostxlnt.com · 23/01/2026The Pyrenees, seen from the beach at Palavas-les-flots 250 kilometres away. 000
Chris Ward @mostxlnt.com · 21/01/2026Adrian Chiles, bless. Is it obvious he's married to The Guardian's editor? 100
Chris Ward @mostxlnt.com · 20/01/2026I would have loved to have read that, but apparently the actions I took to get to that page - clicking on the link - have led to me being immediately banned: 010
Chris Ward @mostxlnt.com · 19/01/2026This is what future French chefs are learning to cook at my alma mater, l'Ecole Hotelière d'Avignon: "...flan de champignons coulis de cresson et éclats de noisette, un filet de truite confit à l’huile d’olive..." - lovely stuff and lots of interesting techniques to know about. 010
Chris Ward @mostxlnt.com · 14/01/2026Spammers used to make an effort to entice us into their wicked lairs. Now "Here's nothing, interested?" doesn't do it for me. Have all the Nigerian millions already gone? 110
Chris Ward @mostxlnt.com · 13/01/2026I wrote to Ellie Reeves, Solicitor General and my MP about the disgraceful happenings on X. No reply. So presumably as the country's top lawyer she has no problem with what's going on over there? Noted. 000
Chris Ward @mostxlnt.com · 13/01/2026The river Lez heading out into the Mediterranean via the port of Palavas. 020
Chris Ward @mostxlnt.com · 11/01/2026Lovely clear morning on the beach at Palavas-les-flots this morning - you can see the Pyrenees over 250 kms away. 110
Chris Ward @mostxlnt.com · 28/10/2025Coogan is doubling down and appears to not have heard that, unlike in archaeology, when you're wrong on a legal matter you should STOP digging. 120
Chris Ward @mostxlnt.com · 11/10/2025There's not enough people who haven't had a go yet at being French Prime Minister so some of you are going to have to do it twice. I literally laughed out loud when I read this. Good grief. 010