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Morgan L. Stringer

@mostring.bsky.social
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✨ Yapping about law, politics, history, pop culture, fashion & aesthetics 🔎 John James Audubon but for Weird People Online 🐊 Southern Gothic Novel Character

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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
All I can do after paying my contractor quite a few bands today.
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Biggest miss for Shailene Woodley’s Balenciaga pantsuit IMO is tailoring. The different textures and colors may have worked if it didn’t look so loose. The jewelry and gloves are a miss too. Some elegant drop earrings would’ve been the move with better tailoring. Perhaps then adding a chic belt.
Shailene Woodley in Balenciaga. 
 oxblood elbow length gloves, wearing a pantsuit with a powder blue top and embellished bronze champagne pants. The tailoring is loose and she wears a statement necklace with orange, green, and yellow colored disks.
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Best dressed in Emmys tonight for me is Zendaya in Prada, Taylor Dearden in Naeem Khan, Chase Infiniti in Louis Vuitton, and Florence Pugh in Vivienne Westwood.
Zendaya in a semi-sheer bejeweled Prada gown. Plunging neckline, differing length crystals, fitted waist and column skirt. Jewelry is from Mikimoto’s Petals collection, including the Les Pétales Place Vendôme White South Sea Cultured Pearl earrings, and a Rolex watch.Dearden in a deep blood red gown. The floor length sanguine gown is textured in a subtle pink orange, but that flows naturally. Fitted bodice and a-line silhouette. Jewelry is by Neil Lane. Louis Vuitton mermaid-cut strapless dress covered in copper beadsoff-the-shoulder structured gown in lilac, constructed with a corseted bodice and A-line silhouette. Sleeves are colored a darker wisteria shade in semi-sheer.
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It’s Island Time.
Trinidad Chambliss, Quarterback for Ole Miss, with a tropical beach setting background.
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is such a devastating loss. Dolly was a light in this world. She will always be an icon to us in the Southern girls and gays community.
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My stomach hurts from laughing at this. Sound on.
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Makes me want a hot dog real bad
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I know that’s right!
Politicial quiz results show that my politics are most similar to Zohran Mamdani. This means I have the Mandate of Heaven.
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Michael Scott looking stunned as he shakes his boss’s hand.
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Everything in 30 Rock comes true.
A DOG TOOK MY FACE
AND GAVE ME A BETTER FACE TO CHANGE THE WORLD: THE CELESTE CUNNINGHAM 
STORY poster for a Lifetime movie from 30 Rock.
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Mango is very polite for the vets at his six-week old weigh-in.
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The back is just as stunning! Features a painting of Irene, Greek goddess of peace.
Back of Anne Hathaway’s gown at the 2026 Met Gala. The painting features Irene, Greek goddess of peace and a small dove motif at the side. The gown is designed by Michael Kors and hand-painted by Peter McGough.
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Lil Yachty saying a woman blows him like a cello is so insane that he made a clarification.
Lil Yachty explaining the line “she blow that dick like a cello” in his song “Peek a Boo.” He says in his verified Genius lyrics annotation: 

“OK, let's stop for a second. Before you come at me, I'ma let you know. I'ma blame my A&R.
Because he listened to that song many times and he allowed me to say that.. I guess for a second, I thought a cello was a woodwind instrument and it is not. And nobody ever said shit. Nobody ever pulled up a pic and said, "Hey man. I don't know if you know what this is, but it ain't that." I fucked up. I thought Squidward played the cello. He don't. That's a flute. I fucked up. But it do sound good.”

Unfortunately, Lil Yachty is still incorrect. Squidward plays a clarinet.
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Jim Downey Asks to Clarify Meme. Harvard? The Puritan Minister?
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Ok I do have a question about the Avignon Papacy Pentagon Incident. Why was there a 14th century weapon for that Trump Admin freak to reach for in that meeting?
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
A rolling could featuring a dog’s face labeled The Supreme Court looms as it is about to engulf a labeled thriving modern society. The thriving modern society is filled with different neighborhoods and homes, all are unsuspecting of the looming sudden danger
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
First crawfish boil of the season!
Delicious crawfish featuring a red potato and some corn on the cob. The spice and seasoning are on point because the cook was not afraid of disappointing those who can’t handle the spice, which must flow.
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Crashed out so hard that I went to the sea.
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Encouraging people to bake okra instead of frying it should be an additional federal charge.
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Jim Downey Asks to Clarify meme.
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Doug Dimmadone, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome. From the Fairly Odd Parents.
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
It is bizarre to complain about a Mississippi chancery court judge having a thick southern accent.
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Me if I was in the courtroom during the hearing:
Samurai in TV show Shōgun saying to another character: I assume it's proper for you to commit seppuku at once.
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Got a double jump scare in the grocery store parking lot.
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Reeves said he canceled to focus on the winter storms that have hit us hard, but I’ll share his social media crashout and let y’all come to your own conclusions.
Mississippi Governor Tate Reeves Facebook post on Feb. 4th, 2026 stating:

I have spent the last 23 years fighting the leftists, their liberal ideology, and the Mississippi Democratic Party's philosophy that government knows best. They believe the people should NEVER be empowered - only the government should!

I have NO reason to get mad at the Democrats - they openly believe something very different than me. Their approach is wrong and we have proven them wrong over and over with our education results. In fact, our
"Mississippi Miracle" only started because
Conservatives took over the House and Senate in 2011 and for 8 years we passed laws that adhered to our political philosophy.

That is why—in my 23 years-I've never been more disappointed in elected officials than I am this morning in LG Hosemann and Senator Dennis Debar. They killed a Republican legislative priority shared by conservatives all across this country and they worked closely with the Democrats to do it. Even worse-they tried to do it in the dark and hide it from MS conservatives on a deadline day.

The Mississippi Senate Education Committee: Where Conservative priorities go to Die. And where the Democrat philosophy still dominates.
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I thought you had the same strategy as me for a second.
Cropped image of post that makes it appear as if it had said: 
I have discovered that a very good way to counter The Horrors is to focus on drinking
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Lucille Bluth played by the iconic Jessica Walter in Arrested Development holds a cupcake and says, “Good for her.” She says this in response to watching the news with her youngest adult son Buster. As the news finishes reporting a case in which a stressed mother lets her car roll into a lake with her kids trapped inside, Lucille responds with a hardy “good for her” panicking Buster and her maid seen in the background ironing.
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Jeb Bush meme featuring his slogan “Jeb!” Jeb makes a pose with arms stretched out to his sides and head aloft as if receiving the energy that is Jeb! He is overlaid over a yellow map of the USA, showing his complete and total electoral victory that could have been.
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Won bar trivia tonight! Hanging out with this crew every week is always my highlight.
Group of people (including me) at a bar table at Southern Prohibition Brewery in Hattiesburg, Mississippi. I triumphantly hold the awarded gift card
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Mr. Tucker has finished his antibiotics and recovered so well from his tooth extraction. He is already pondering the various treats and bones he will enjoy.
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Vance knows this is illegal, but he has nothing but contempt for the law. This is nothing but trolling and giving the thinnest plausibility for collaborator press.
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Mr. Tucker broke a tooth and had to have it extracted. He was so sweet and brave at the vet. A week of recovery ahead including extra snuggles.
A red & white Pembroke Welsh Corgi with an orange bandage on his left front leg where he had an IV inserted. He is the best boy.
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
It’s Island Time!
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Oh Lord! I do not have time for this!
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I actually think social media companies should be subject to more liability.
The Norman Rockwell guy standing up to give an impassioned, brave speech meme. I’m using this meme correctly because many people are weirdly into shielding social media companies from liability.
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
How dare they read me so well???
Quiz on what Pantone color you are. 

I got: 
Peach Fuzz
• You are creative and imaginative.
• You love talking with people and never run out of conversation topics.
• You care about how others feel and understand their emotions well.
• You like setting goals, but you often find yourself short on time to fulfill them through.
• You love meeting new people and
having diverse experiences.
• Even after having fun, you sometimes feel down.

13-1023
#FFBE98
RGB: 254, 190, 152
СМУК: 0,35, 39, 0
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Starting to think I may have a thing for priests.
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Always a tell when these people talk about how women are beginning to dominate the legal profession.
From Jacob Savage’s navel-gazing article whining about the plight of white male millennials: 

The white men shut out of the culture industries didn't surge into other high-status fields. They didn't suddenly flood advertising, law, or medicine, which are all less white and significantly less male than they were a decade ago. White men dropped from 31.2 percent of law school matriculants in 2016 to 25.7 percent in 2024.From the American Bar Association: 

Among equity partners, the number changes even more slowly. For many years, according to the National Association of Women Lawyers, the percentage of equity partners who were female was essentially unchanged.

Every year from 2006 to 2012, without exception, 15% or 16% of equity partners were women. Then the number started creeping up by roughly one percentage point a year. In 2012, it was 15%. 

By 2020, it was 22% - still low, especially considering that a majority of law firm associates are women.

The number of women in law firm leadership roles is similarly low. Just 12% of managing partners are female, 28% of governance committee members are female, 27% of practice group leaders are female, according to the NAWL survey.
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Scene from Fleabag where the main character turns to the camera breaking the 4th wall. She is seated in a church pew. In the show, she’s in love with the priest that is seen preaching.
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I think that the focus should be on this incredible Ole Miss team’s success, and it is bad one man is making everything about him instead.
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Also I’m an Air Force brat, so I’m from different places and have continued to move a lot, so these also qualify.
Twister movie poster Lamb (2021) movie posterThe iconic silence of the lambs movie poster M3gan movie poster
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
A movie that takes place where you’re from
Movie poster for O Brother, Where Art Though featuring prisoners escaping from a chain gang through a field and depicting those actors in the top right corner from left to right: Tim Blake Nelson, John Turturro, and George Clooney.
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
“There are dozens of us. Dozens!” Image of Tobias Funke played by David Cross in Arrested Development
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
MARK SANFORD! AND THIS IS PART 1?!
Willem Dafoe looking shocked and surprised
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
The two types of Texas booster are Doug Dimmadome and generic Austin VC bro.
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Morgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Found this old community college student ID while unpacking boxes. I was such a baby! How was this 12 years ago?
Image of my student ID from Hinds Community College on April 17, 2013. I’m featured wearing a plaid button up shirt, silver dangly earrings, and shoulder length wavy medium to dark brown hair. I have thinner eyebrows which I have mixed feelings about going back to.
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