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Ever~ @mostlywater.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Embarrassing stuff for an Australian company, but then, what isn't embarrassing about Ticketek?

Screenshot of a drop-down box labelled 'Country code'. The selected value reads 'Austral' before being cut off.

Ever~ @mostlywater.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Checking on the progress of an insurance claim online and this photo stares out at me in the background of the webpage... Incredible choice; the longer your look, the more manic it becomes. (my sympathies to the actor/model/whoever who was probably smiling-with-teeth for the 5th hour straight)

Photo of a white guy in a white shirt looking dead in the camera and smiling the most forced, about-to-snap-and-kill-everyone mile you've ever seen.

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Ever~ @mostlywater.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

ok so I finished Ed1th F1nch and I feel like I'm having a stroke I thought it was...really bad...and the plot was laughable. LAUGHABLE

Wikipedia screenshot: "What Remains of Edith Finch received critical acclaim, receiving praise for its immersive storytelling, characters, and presentation; and is considered an example of video games as an art form. Among other awards and nominations, it won the British Academy Games Award for Best Game 2017 and the Best Narrative category at both The Game Awards 2017 and the 2018 Game Developers Choice Awards. "

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Ever~ @mostlywater.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Then there's the brother with "substance abuse problems" requiring serious treatment, which seems to just be... weed?

Screenshot from the game: a dark room with neon lights and a lot of colourful, psychedelic posters. A prominent poster with a marijuana leaf and the text: LEGALIZE MARIJUANA

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Ever~ @mostlywater.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

I think it's fair to say that What Remains of Ed1th F1nch is just not Working For Me (I know I'm late to the party!!!), but also just laughed out loud at this bold decision to memorialise a 1 year old baby who drowned in the bath with a bottle of bubble bath. Incredible stuff.

Screenshot from game: a baby's crib turned into a memorial, with memoranda, candles, and photos scattered around. Positioned prominently is a bottle of bubble bath.

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Ever~ @mostlywater.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Wake up babe, new insane job title dropped. #JorbHunt

Screenshot of text reading "Content Creator (Organic)"

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Ever~ @mostlywater.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

And last but not least, the grab-bag category: Mount Miscellaneous.

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Ever~ @mostlywater.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Which brings us to... the chasm of bad Photoshop!!! This had a lot of overlap with other categories, but these were the strongest contenders IMO.

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Ever~ @mostlywater.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Next! Surprise Photo Gulf! My fave is definitely Dracula in the top right. Utterly endearing.

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Ever~ @mostlywater.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Next...the considerably smaller lake of grumpy women. Some of these women, I concede, are merely looking mysterious~ or intense~, which unfortunately is also not a great first-impression as a psychologist.

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Ever~ @mostlywater.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

I was meant to be emailing potential shrinks this morning, but instead of doing that, I created a Powerpoint presentation of the best psychologist profile pictures I found. First up, we have... the sea of grumpy men. No surprises there, really.

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Ever~ @mostlywater.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Researching hotels for upcoming Japan trip and man oh man I missed Japanglish. Incredible copy on this hotel website. Very hard not to parse it as an injunction against public masturbation.

Screenshot of a hotel website. Text reads: "Please squeeze your tired body in business or sightseeing in your own private room."

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Ever~ @mostlywater.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

tfw when a job application site asks you for your preferred name, but then forces you to give a title and the dropdown box is insane, so you clarify in the middle name, and then they greet you like this

A screenshot of black text on a white background that reads: "Welcome, Prof Yen (My preferred title is Mx, not Prof, but it it is not available in the dropdown)"

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Ever~ @mostlywater.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

🤮🤮🤮 It's bad out here, folks #jorbhunt

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Ever~ @mostlywater.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

She always knows when she's being pap'd

A cat tree at arm's length. A beautiful calico cat is curled up inside a cube structure, apparently asleep.

The same cat tree, a little closer. The calico cat is identically curled with the cube. Her eyes are now quite visible.

The same cat tree, fully zoomed into the cube where the cat is curled. One of her eyes...is quite clearly open & regarding the lens with suspicion.

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Ever~ @mostlywater.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

jesus christ i am having a stroke

Screencap of job ad that reads, asininely: "About the job. Content production with AI, awesome clients, tight knit team, and SEO knowledge sounds great right?"

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Ever~ @mostlywater.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Also how great is this 🙄 Pathetic, pathetic, this country is pathetic. Love living in QLD, Australi, where a 15 year old can be jailed as an adult but can't post on Instagram. So good.

Screenshot of Bsky pop-up that says "Due to laws in your region, certain features on Bluesky are currently restricted until you're able to verify you're an adult. Learn more in your account settings."

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Ever~ @mostlywater.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

So I really should be getting ready for work, but I have to quickly yell about The Ringer, in this dumb article of the top 100 TV episodes in the past century, vindicating what I've been saying since forever: 'The Constant', from Lost, is one of the best fuckin episodes of anything I've ever seen

Vindicating screenshot from said article, declaring "The Constant" at #1

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Ever~ @mostlywater.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

In other news: I continue to be Correct about Music (tho not correct about platform for listening to it; I am working on it!!)

Screenshot of Spotify wrapped. Top artists, in order: Mitski, Japanese Breakfast, Chromeo, Waxahatchee, Murray Gold. Top songs: The Hardest Part, Tiny Threads, Love on a Real Train, Right Back to It, As Good As It Gets. Minutes listened: 30,212. Top genre: Indie Pop.

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Ever~ @mostlywater.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Oh! Oh I'm so glad!!! Soz I tried to kill you babe ❤️❤️❤️

Screencap of narrative text on screen in a game of Citizen Sleeper: "Ethan rubs his temples. "I'm sorry," he hisses. "I'm sorry for being a shit, and trying to kill you, and whacking that thick skull of yours." He sighs.

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Ever~ @mostlywater.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

I'm playing Citizen Sleeper at long last & surprising no one... I kind of love this p.o.s.

A photo of a computer screen showing Citizen Sleeper mid-game. A stylised drawing of a sandy-haired white guy with baggy clothing and many bandages on his face is in the centre, with the name ETHAN written vertically beside him & the words "Cynical bounty hunter." below.

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Ever~ @mostlywater.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Mandatory update. Verdict: not bad, but my hair's too floofy; I'm going to need gel or oil to achieve true Colin Farrell evil douchebaginess

A selfie of a white person from the neck up in cartoon dog pyjamas; their hair is shaved at the sides and pushed back in a bit of a quiff: not quite Colin Farrell

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Ever~ @mostlywater.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Kim Kitsuragi is killing me, I love him so much (yes yes, late to this party)

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Ever~ @mostlywater.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Cat has recently taken to the little cubbyhole on her tower ❤️

A ridiculously cute calico cat, peering out from a square cubbyhole on a cat tower. She's so cute!

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Ever~ @mostlywater.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

The sheer SAVAGERY of this line, I am cackling

A screenshot of text talking about Waugh's extreme hard-on for a lost age, and his curious and persistent location of that lost age purely in upper-class snobs. The highlighted section is a quotation from Frank Kermode: Frank Kermode observed that ‘the operation of divine grace seems to be confined to those who say “chimney-piece”.

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Ever~ @mostlywater.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Really gotta read more Waugh.

A screencapped passage of text. The highlighted section reads: 'Waugh is very good at being fed up and always evokes the wretchedness and exasperation of travel with relish – one of his reviewers singled out for praise his ‘disgusto’. He is bracingly disabused of the clichés of the seasoned traveller: it is nonsense to say ‘that one eats with a gay appetite and sleeps with the imperturbable ease of infancy’ when in fact you can’t get a good night’s sleep and the food is heinous.'

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Ever~ @mostlywater.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

A little sad about how little I read last year, but it was A Year for various reasons, so I guess it's good I got any done. Some of these were chunksters, too: The Proud Tower—fantastic, but what a marathon!