POLAR VORTEX INCOMING.
Stockpile toilet paper.
Buy all the milk.
Clear the shops of tinned soup.
Seal the windows.
Barricade the doors.
Put the kettle on.
Open the emergency biscuits.
Check the BBC weather every 11 minutes.
Sadly, the NHS doesn't accept the apocalypse as an excuse to stay home ...
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14 essential items to stock up on amid UK polar vortex warning
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