Mostly Harmless @mostlyharmlessss.bsky.social · 8hYou may be married, but you aren’t *married* married until you’re in IKEA together and you brought your own tape measure. 000
Mostly Harmless @mostlyharmlessss.bsky.social · 13/10/2026A nice salad, except with sauce instead of dressing and maybe pepperoni and cheese instead of veggies and then baked on a crust. 000
Mostly Harmless @mostlyharmlessss.bsky.social · 13/10/2026All gas station bathrooms are required by law to look like the set of a Saw movie. 000
Mostly Harmless @mostlyharmlessss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026You just can't watch the news and drink a glass of water at the same time anymore. 000
Mostly Harmless @mostlyharmlessss.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I think New York has reached the point where it can finally be called York. 000
Mostly Harmless @mostlyharmlessss.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I hope to become the last guy on earth one day. Then I'll get to find out if all those women were lying to me. 010
Mostly Harmless @mostlyharmlessss.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Andrew Garfield, Toby McGuire and Tom Holland all get into an accident arriving at a party. As it turns out, they're terrible parallel Parkers. 000
Mostly Harmless @mostlyharmlessss.bsky.social · 10/10/20264 year old: is money real or pretend? Me: *clears throat* *takes sip of water* *arranges notes on podium* 100
Mostly Harmless @mostlyharmlessss.bsky.social · 09/10/2026You just don’t see enough people being taken away in straitjackets anymore. 000
Mostly Harmless @mostlyharmlessss.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The French protest in 3 stages: 1. Peaceful marching 2. Rioting/arson (targeting banks, not homes) 3. Mass strikes & economic shutdown The French elite fear Stage 1 since they know Stages 2 & 3 follow. Canadians only do Stage 1 and our elites ignore it knowing there's no real threat of escalation. 010
Mostly Harmless @mostlyharmlessss.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Interviewer: What inspires you to get out of bed every day? Me: My bladder, mostly. 000
Mostly Harmless @mostlyharmlessss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026When he was my age, my father had two kids and a house. I can’t even pull that off in The Sims. 000
Mostly Harmless @mostlyharmlessss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026An American election is kind of like The Sound of Music; it goes on for way too long, you already know all the songs and dances, and you always forget how many Nazis there are going to be. 000
Mostly Harmless @mostlyharmlessss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Starting your day with running is a great way to make sure your day can't get any worse. 000
Mostly Harmless @mostlyharmlessss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My pet peeve is the fact that our entirely computerized banking system still pretends that it can't process deposits on weekends or holidays. 000
Mostly Harmless @mostlyharmlessss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026youtu.be/O4UldQTHd-0youtu.beRMR: Frost WarningYouTube video by MercerReport 000
Mostly Harmless @mostlyharmlessss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I need a new butler because the current one sucks. Also, he is me. 000
Mostly Harmless @mostlyharmlessss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If your life depended upon me accepting your invitation to your MLM recruitment party, please know that I would give serious thought to the kind of flower arrangement I would send to the funeral home. 000
Mostly Harmless @mostlyharmlessss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This woman is so impressed at my driving that she got next to me just to show me she’s not wearing a ring. Thanks hun, but wrong finger! 000
Mostly Harmless @mostlyharmlessss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m sorry. I know I said hi, but I wasn’t really prepared for any follow-up conversation. 000
Reposted by Mostly HarmlessTime & Again Podcast @timeandagainpod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Transcript & bibliography for Episode 4 is now up. substack.com/@timeandagai...substack.comTranscript & BibliographyWe Who Were Never Meant to Survive: The Bargain that Drowned a Country 011
Mostly Harmless @mostlyharmlessss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The Abyss: "Can I help you? Do you have nothing better to do than stare, you creep?" 000
