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The Heartless Bureaucrat.

@mostlyed.bsky.social
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Hanging out with folks that John Brown would not shoot. My posts do NOT reflect any workplace.

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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 17h
Ope!
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Trump Recommends Mass Abortion of over 100,000 unborn babies in Los Angeles and SanDiego. See, OAN...we can do that too!
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This didn't age well
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Only certain kinds of people were supposed to show up.
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mark Alford Hates You!
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I like this fella. He gets it.
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
GOP policy in a nutshell.
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Mike Lindell loses his primary in Minnesota: the earth is healing.
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Sounds about white.
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Yeah...it just doesn't shock me.
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
In a normal world: a rich and powerful man, who was acquainted with a child sex ring so powerful it could own an island and did nothing should be punished for his silence. Even if he never touched them.The rest of us would Never lose sight if that.
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
At this point just let us know when someone is successful. We appreciate your attention to this matter.
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
This is the United States in a photo.
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
What a predicament!
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Pretty sure Kamala Harris would not have mocked Allah if she were president but here we are. We tried to warn you.
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Dear Leader
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Dear MAGA, If this isn't a war, your friends are not in Valhalla. Sorry, :)
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Why no one is gonna help.
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Didn't Trump say he would end Daylight Savings Time?
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Well, just in case, I checked around my house and neighborhood. No spooks here. Must be a local thing.
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Actual argument! Well, I got nothin'... #idontbelieveinghostseither
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It is 11:41 am where I am. And i have put no effort into learning the outcome of the Superbowl. Usually it just shows up in rando posts. Must not be that important. Don't spoil it...i want to see how long it will take.
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
"This is fucking why."
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
What part of the opening ceremony do you think offended the right wingers most?
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
"The Dow closed above 50,000! Trump good!" Econ is complex and one strong condition is not a reflection of the quality of economic participation of all citizens. Its like cheering for the 1st class passengers getting a lifeboat while steerage drowns.
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Maybe if the White House made Melania theaters "warming shelters" their viewership would go up.
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I hate cover bands. Why? Because if I "cover" Mark Twain it is called plagerism.
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Dear American Press: We are glad you are shocked by the arrest of Don Lemon. Wish you'd been this united against fascism when they took Abrego Garcia. Or before the election... ...better late than never. Welcome Back.
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I need to work on my insult game because this is top shelf!
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Maybe of the Epstein Files said that Trump Kicked a Car Republicans will act.
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I picked up this one today.
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
If the left is so "violent" why are we so enthusiastic about writing laws that will prevent us from taking revenge on Republicans? Why are we trying to eliminate what could easily be our own private police force?
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Guess which one cracked me up the most?
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Credit Ben Claasen III
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Good morning!!!
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
From Hegseth...AI prompt as follows: Draw a Mailman. Add baseball catcher's chest protector and gun. Do not include mask. Add clearly marked badge. Make look patriotic and legitimate.
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I'm not as serious as you might think. Shoulda used a laughing emoji. :)
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Dude.
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Breaking News: Lawmakers and Attorneys nationwide are shocked to hear that the only thing you need to do to change the constitution is send a memo.
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
And not fresh air. :)
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Well, that explains his issue with Denmark.
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
JD Vance's announcement that his family is expecting a baby just proves that even JD Vance has gotten laid more than Nick Shirley.
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
ICE can raid a church, but ice protesters can't?
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
See, the joke is, white folks can take pics with guns get called "patriot." So therefore, they must agree with the presence of Panthers in every city.
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The Heartless Bureaucrat. @mostlyed.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Translation: White House Chief of Staff (office manager) Uses Military Jargon on social media instead of managing the Outlook calendar invites like he's supposed to. Shut up, Pee Wee and get those donuts ordered.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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