Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I once was so tired, when answering a DM with only the word yes. I typed "sye" which is not in any way correct. Not forwards, backwards, upside down! Not any. Not a single letter in the right place. Having failed so completely to spell a 3 letter word. I went to bed in shame. 030
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Who is the person that wants the adaptation to be different from the source material so they are surprised? And why are people listening to them? 001
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Currently living in a metaphor of dealing with the messes of the previous generation as I strip three layers of wallpaper of my walls which appears to have been stuck down with super glue. 120
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Inflicting trauma on the next generation just because you went through it and "turned out fine" doesn't make it ok. Long story short stop playing Monopoly. It's not a good game. 030
Reposted by GoatwizSzotyn art @szotyn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Join me in half an hour, I'm about to stream and first we'll start on a poll, which past drawing I'll be redrawing for the affiliate anniversary. (PS all of them were drawn the month I reached affiliate on twitch, 6 years ago) link twitch.tv/szotynart 011
Reposted by GoatwizMr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 30/08/2026Just realized I haven't sent everyone a baby goat fix yet this week. 28293981474
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I now understand that when some people say "oh I like all types of music" they mean types within their narrow scope of "exploration" and have the same energy as "I enjoy all sexual positions, underneath AND on top" 110
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 21/08/2026A good quality, well maintained kitchen knife is a joy to use but gives zero fucks if you catch yourself. You feel like a vanquished samurai, thinking you are ok, then your arm falls off. My thumb is now sporting a dashing anime villain cut across its face (nail) and is bent on revenge. 020
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026"I can't hear the enemies over the sea shanties!" *When you are gaming and in the mood for a certain type of music but realise your volume levels are wrong, in the middle of a fire fight* 151
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Oh so you'll vote in a dangerous, prejudice moron into government because it's funny but an alien bin man is a step too far. For shame 140
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Due to the extreme temperatures the social media accounts of Cate Blanchett, Gillian Anderson, Halle Berry, Salma Hayek have been restricted from sharing selfies to prevent serious overheating. Additional accounts are under consideration pending public submission. 020
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Coming back to part 1 of @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social Solari after Erika's Me: I'm not sure in the mood for a dark podcast. Brennan: "I'm in a dishwasher full of dildos" Me: ... Ok I'll stick around. The gang never disappoint regardless of mood. 0343
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 30/07/2026A perfect holiday with the perfect company. Robin Hoods bay was delightful. We explored it thoroughly, walked to Whitby Abby, took 100s of ocean pics, hunted for ocean glass, played with swords, ate, drank, played games, watched bats from the veranda, saw a lady walking her rabbit and much more! 060
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Living that Jason Statham Crank lifestyle but maintaining a constant level of caffination to avert disaster instead. 000
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Rescued a butterfly from a spider web who then proceeded to fly straight into another one. Rescued for the second time and taken outside it flew away. I fully expect it to return to me in my moment of greatest need to repay this life debt.static.klipy.comGandalf: I'm Trying To Help YouALT: Gandalf: I'm Trying To Help You 020
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 21/07/2026"oh, we are playing on a higher difficulty that's not good for new players, you're going to have a miserable time" Bruh, I have 1000 hours in Overwatch and Dead by Daylight. You don't know what misery is. 130
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Lesson #5 - Cherry. Not painted for a while so it's good to get back to it. While I was doing it I was enjoying the sight of a well used paint set. Feels good to use that fancy stationery rather than let it sit in a drawer. 020
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Support your local artists. They use less water than A.I because they will inevitably forget to hydrate. 150
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I've had plants on the brink of death come back to life after, I've bought a replacement and then be better than ever. It would appear I'm cultivating a brood of spiteful plants and you know I respect them for it. These little horrors persist. 140
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Acting like you weren't spilling your drink on yourself before caps were left attached to the bottle... 020
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 14/06/2026"I'll just do that one task"....*17 tasks later with a mixture of soil, flour, nail polish and goodness knows what else on my hands* 010
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Going to a festival, the weather report is sun, the sky is overcast. I've been hurt before, weather. Old reliable all weather leather trench coat it is! 030
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Was at lunch with a group of people and one says "what can you do with potatoes? .... Mash them, boil them" and Noone made a lord of the rings reference! I am a stranger in a foreign land...static.klipy.comSamwise Gamgee: PO-TAY-TOES! Boil 'em, mash 'emALT: Samwise Gamgee: PO-TAY-TOES! Boil 'em, mash 'em 040
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Downside: having to blow my nose a lot from allergies. Upside: I have nearly perfected making it sound like the start of "Man I feel like a woman" by Shania Twain 020
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 29/05/2026And for the 10th Plague of Egypt every first born He/Him, male presenting non binary and male presenting gender fluid on that day were slain that night.... - Extract from the woke bible 2026 020
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Consumed by this story. The cleaner has either seen that the roll is too big for the holder and given up or they have foreseen a BIG problem for someone in the future. 030
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 22/05/20267 day work weeks are interesting. Day 6 my body rebels in incredulity at it not being a rest day and functions on the bare minimum and Day 7 it accepts that this is life now and may as well let me have some energy and more than 3 brain cells. 130
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Today is sponsored by Coffee™, Heavy Metal™, SheerSpite™, and a little passion fruit yogurt pouch. Today's word is Cunt™ youtu.be/jvTg4dryW9I?...youtu.beONCE HUMAN - You Cunt LyricsYouTube video by Sean Omalley 120
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Getting up and checking off my aches and pains like it's a school register. 020
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Looking for pop music that passes the Bechdel test. 120
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Just thought that yo-yos, Polly pocket. Gak, slap bands were just the neuro divergent fidget toys of their time. 020
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I know not everyone likes every thing but imagine being the guy that doesn't like David Attenborough 130
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 12/05/2026There's something about a kneeling chair that brings out all bisexual energy of sitting in every other way but the designed way. I swear if I could sit in it upside down my brain would think that was a comfortable and right option. 050
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Burn the candle at; 1. One end 2. Both ends 3. Mysterious third more tiring way 020
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 06/05/2026The level of excitement and anticipation I have at Lauren Hart fronting a band again I haven't felt since the 2nd Spice Girls album, and for Arch Enemy too! Definitely need to see them live. 000
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Old enough to get excited about the water butt getting filled up for the first time. Young enough to still snigger at butt. 120
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Concept: Noise cancelling sunglasses that remove people from your line of sight. The future or Black Books episode? 010
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Popped back to twitter to steal my birthday balloons and bring them back here. 130
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Took the opportunity to dress up to have a most excellent pre birthday dinner with my ever beautiful lady. 130
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 23/04/2026At a concert and the atmosphere became fetid with the smell of sweaty pits when 2000 people held up their phones to record their favourite song. Not an experience I'd care to repeat. The music was good though. 000
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 21/04/2026If you don't use "Riffle" and "Wended" in your book are you even an author? 000
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 18/04/202620 minutes of someone relentlessly eating crisps is more than enough for one lunch break 000
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I've had my tiger since I was 19 and after a number of years together I felt like it was high time to give them a refresh. The studio did such an excellent job and I'm so happy to see them bright and roaring again! 020
Goatwiz @mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social · 12/03/2026If we call all Indian food "curry", it seems only fair to call all English food "gravy" 000