moss @mossishelpless.bsky.social · 10/07/2026dudes on catfished: yea I have been messaging my girlfriend on google giggles using my iphone 3 000
moss @mossishelpless.bsky.social · 20/03/2026tsunderes evolved to have twintails to signify to potential mates that their hair can be pulled during... actions 001
moss @mossishelpless.bsky.social · 18/02/2026ONLY ACCEPTABLE WHITE WOMAN IS MY WIFE AND MY FRIENDS AND THE ONES I SOMETIMES SEE IN DRAWINGS AND IN GAMES, AND BJÖRK BUT THAT ONE IS A LITTLE CONTENTIOUS 010
moss @mossishelpless.bsky.social · 05/02/2026when the waitress asks what you want, you should choose life 000
moss @mossishelpless.bsky.social · 05/02/2026yup, I'm putting it on anti-sale. it's a whole 5$ on 000
moss @mossishelpless.bsky.social · 16/01/2026girls with round frames clack their glasses together when kissing, the same way seabirds do with their beaks when intimate. I'm not even kidding 000
moss @mossishelpless.bsky.social · 08/01/2026tabasco hotsauce is a placebo using red40 and contains no actual capsaician 010
moss @mossishelpless.bsky.social · 16/12/2025I'm charging up my most powerful post for when they least expect it... 000
moss @mossishelpless.bsky.social · 16/12/2025if I were tasked to take down the giant mysterious bird, I wouldn't! 000
moss @mossishelpless.bsky.social · 27/11/2025if I were a queenly majesty I would soak my plushies in juice, then throw them at my suitors 000
moss @mossishelpless.bsky.social · 06/11/2025people will never know what one another thinks. we only have our best aproximation, that we act in accordance to. that does not denote the unity of feeling we seek, rather it's the willingness to try our hardest for someone in an uncertain world. that bravery is the connection, not the lack thereof 000
moss @mossishelpless.bsky.social · 12/10/2025reading the blogs of old, puts me at ease. 'last posted, thirteen-years ago'. even across time, to see someone love something in such a similar way. that, even if they moved on, that part of them remains. is it not beautiful? 000
moss @mossishelpless.bsky.social · 06/10/2025yeah I spoke with all of the evangelion girls individually. yes, even shinji. they all want to beat you to death with hammers 010
moss @mossishelpless.bsky.social · 06/10/2025will be reincarnated into a shallot in their next life 010
moss @mossishelpless.bsky.social · 17/09/2025could a massive junglist and a breakcore girlie ever be friends 000
moss @mossishelpless.bsky.social · 23/08/2025spilling coffee on a brown shirt. do this enough times and you obtain the shirt of theseus, where your entire shirt is a stain, but you can't tell 000
moss @mossishelpless.bsky.social · 09/08/2025the ocean is salty because the seals are constantly crying 000
moss @mossishelpless.bsky.social · 07/08/2025thought of how many invader zim episodes I probably missed because of the 'nickelodeon world wide day of play' block as a kid. stomping the earth beneath me in protest 010
moss @mossishelpless.bsky.social · 31/07/2025tearing, is scarring. slashing, pulling beyond recognition. tearing up, in the human sense, is said to heal. yet at times, both senses of the word feel equally destructive. 000
moss @mossishelpless.bsky.social · 25/06/2025I long to experience love's embrace, someone who will bring out the best in me. I cherish that thought, regardless of its feasibility 000
moss @mossishelpless.bsky.social · 25/06/2025going out into the world, it feels so foreign. people my age have lives filled to the brim with sensation, and experience. conversing with these people feel like I'm doing my best impression of someone who's palatable 000
moss @mossishelpless.bsky.social · 21/05/2025family guy returning to adult swim is like when wolves were reintroduced to yellowstone 000
moss @mossishelpless.bsky.social · 08/05/2025public transit wasn't designed for me. I weigh about as much as a carry-on bag, even the slightest turbulance will toss me around like a salad 000
