Satanic! At The Disco @moshirty.bsky.social · 16hYeah that looks like it would juuust barely fit through the hole 010
Satanic! At The Disco @moshirty.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I feel like this could be a response to this skeet: 010
Satanic! At The Disco @moshirty.bsky.social · 13/10/2026@darthbluesky.bsky.social have you heard about the humble potato (orbiting Mars)? 020
Satanic! At The Disco @moshirty.bsky.social · 13/10/2026static.klipy.comDarth Vader Alter The DealAlt: Darth Vader says “I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further” 010
Satanic! At The Disco @moshirty.bsky.social · 13/10/2026“It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.” — Steven Wright 010
Satanic! At The Disco @moshirty.bsky.social · 13/10/2026You’re thinking of the other Christianity 010
Satanic! At The Disco @moshirty.bsky.social · 13/10/2026And imagine the upkeep — way too much hassle 110
Satanic! At The Disco @moshirty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The pedant in me would argue that “in the wild” means on some random person’s bookshelf, not at a bookstore. 🤔 000
Satanic! At The Disco @moshirty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your CV? White male boomer: the Eddie Bauer store closed down but I was desperate and there was a Gap right next door. (It me. I used to buy a LOT of clothes at Eddie Bauer) 140
Satanic! At The Disco @moshirty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Like Biden riding the commuter train as as a senator 1300
Satanic! At The Disco @moshirty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I’ve already decided my $90 will be donated to my local food bank 000
Satanic! At The Disco @moshirty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I’ve already decided my $90 will be donated to my local food bank 1100
Satanic! At The Disco @moshirty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I guess some things *shouldn’t* be an email 010
Satanic! At The Disco @moshirty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Vacationland sighted! 😅@hodgman.bsky.social 010
Satanic! At The Disco @moshirty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026*takes a taste from the American melting pot* “Hmm, needs more nepo babies” 050
Satanic! At The Disco @moshirty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“Also, what’s up with your logo? Didn’t there used to be a cornucopia?” 000
Satanic! At The Disco @moshirty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It has at least one mic at the bottom, but it may have others that may not be obvious since it’s basically just a pinhole in the case. Will probably depend whether it’s a flagship phone or an entry-level model 100
Satanic! At The Disco @moshirty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I did appreciate the slow burn of Adam’s and Roslin’s developing relationship during that season 000
Satanic! At The Disco @moshirty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“The dividends…can be distributed among real humans”. Talk about your load-bearing “can be” — who here believes this would actually happen in the actual world in which we live? 1251
Satanic! At The Disco @moshirty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Most phones these days (all iPhones at least) have multiple microphones, top and bottom. The original iPhone only had one, at the bottom, which is the logical place for it when using in non-speakerphone mode 1440
Satanic! At The Disco @moshirty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I blame reality tv shows, where everyone talks on speakerphone so the viewer can hear both sides of the call, and now people think that’s the normal way to do it 1572
Satanic! At The Disco @moshirty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The best term papers are written in a caffeine-fueled all-nighter the night before they’re due 140
Satanic! At The Disco @moshirty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026In the 9th inning you could tell by his expression that he was really struggling 000
Satanic! At The Disco @moshirty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Joe Maddon did this with Aroldis Chapman in Game 5 of the Cubs’ 2016 World Series run. Brought him in in the 7th for the longest appearance of his entire career to that point (8 outs). Fortunately it worked out, otherwise they would been eliminated. 100
Satanic! At The Disco @moshirty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Only 386? He should at least upgrade to Pentium. “Ask your doctor if Pentium is right for you” 000
Satanic! At The Disco @moshirty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Artificial intelligence or super intelligence? It’s actually both: Superficial Intelligence 010
Satanic! At The Disco @moshirty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026🎵 🎤 Like a sturgeon, hooked for the very first time… 010
Satanic! At The Disco @moshirty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Even if I were a right-wing freak I don’t think this ad would make me want to vote for this guy 000
Satanic! At The Disco @moshirty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ahh, I get what you’re saying now…the phrase “that life uses to see by” introduces some ambiguity in how to parse the sentence, and I picked the wrong one. So we evolved the ability to see those frequencies because they are the dominant ones produced by the sun 110
Satanic! At The Disco @moshirty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I for one welcome our tentacular overlord 000
Satanic! At The Disco @moshirty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You left out excessive photos of cats and heinous burritos 130
