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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk

@moseydm.bsky.social
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D&D nerd. Allegedly best selling author. International symbol. Logical, yet non-sensical musings. Punch more Nazis! D&D needs more dogs. (he/him)

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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just for funsies I have slashed the price on my magnum opus The Quest for Owlbear Milk. Digital is a dollar, print is a smidge above cost to print. www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/4...
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Great article from @keithlaw.bsky.social about how even with all the technology and scouting advances we have now it’s still very hard to correctly project players (especially pitchers). I’m happy he was wrong about Miz. Thankful for C&C Pitching Factory. www.nytimes.com/athletic/760...
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The MLB prospects I was wrong about: Jacob Misiorowski, Ben Rice and more
Misiorowski's development may be an outlier given his profile, while Rice, Otto Lopez and Kyle Leahy offer interesting scouting lessons.
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The Humpty Dance told us decades ago that he got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Seems legit.
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Wouldn’t be the first 🙃
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I think that’s called “TikTok”
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Remembering one of my favorite characters to play used to say they were generous because they kept giving away “free arrows” to enemies.
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Imagine how many more tv shows you could watch if you had to just trance once a day like an elf.
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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a man with a beard is dressed in a bee costume
ALT: a man with a beard is dressed in a bee costume
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Still not convinced the Warlock and Patron relationship in D&D isn’t just a pyramid scheme and leveling up is like becoming Mary Kay middle manager.
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Looks like Wizards want and started calling the 2025 rules what the rest of us have been calling it all along, D&D 5.5e dndbeyond-support.wizards.com/hc/en-us/sec...
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5.5e Change FAQs – D&D Beyond
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
“So, I got this idea about a game, there are aliens and pirates and a fun new mechanic where you can switch between them based on Huagu Points…” *stares and waits for a reaction.
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
How has your Feb been? We are 15% dine with the year.
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I was in a fantasy baseball league which was auctioneered my Matt Berry.
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
“I couldn’t understand what he said at the halftime show.” (This is not a report from last year, but could be)
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I’m shocked, SHOCKED the Brewers traded for another speed tool player.
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Every Republican on the internet boiled down to basics.
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Sorry I haven’t been on here too much. I’ve been busy doom scrolling, writing, fuming, and channeling. Good chance anything I write this year will have a… bias.
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Got to love seeing how often @keithlaw.bsky.social used the words “plus plus” for Brewers prospects.
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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a man with a ring on his finger says fair in sign language
ALT: a man with a ring on his finger says fair in sign language
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Remind me to tell you about how a WaWa breakfast burrito saved my life.
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Hey nerds, I’ll be in Philly area all weekend at PAGE. If you are there say hi.
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Rage Against the Machine is going to sell so many albums this year…. or downloads or whatever it is these days.
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Honestly, Pixar
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IMANI! ✍🏿 CREATING STUFF & THINGS ✒️ @kaoscryptid.asalwaysimani.com · 12/01/2026
CALLING ALL BLACK GMS Hello 2026 I'm back with the GM & Producer sign up sheet for a Valentines event celebrating Black Love in TTRPGs. Showcasing Black characters getting to be In Love, being the Love Interest, doing romantic things. Call closes Saturday January 17th forms.gle/ZBMWEvL6pWa6...
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 12/01/2026
semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003 when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
It was The Wire but 60 years earlier.
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
If there is one Ent for each type of tree does that mean there is a little bonsai Ent some place?
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Underground Oracle Publishing @undergroundoracle.com · 01/01/2026
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I put my mimics behind a locked door.
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
How many mimics is too many mimics?
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
First nap of 2026 complete.
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Edge of LOL @edgeoflol.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Why not 😩🚑🐅
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
The top 10 movies from 1986 (40 years ago) all have a dead major actor except Ferris Bueller and Ruthless People. The lesson is, assholes live longer.
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Someone out there has already rolled more natural 20s in 2026 than you have.
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I’d think about this every day if I saw it in the wild.
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Soup is taking herbs, dead animals, leaves and and roots then boiling them for hours based on the recipe of yore in a vessel. Soup is just witchcraft that is delicious.
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas nerds.
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Always
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
1000% agree on Wolf Alice. It shows Em’s voice so much better but I liked them angry. It’s the Liz Phair conundrum.
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Right?! I don’t like K-pop. I don’t like anime. I don’t like musicals. But it was a damn good movie with a most excellent sound track.
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Weird, between her (also arrested international drug dealer) and Russel Brand it’s always the ones you suspect.
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Because “men with earrings” whining expired last century.
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Protip: Dollar store wrapping paper comes with a free blank D&D tactical map on the back
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Reminder: the Grinch was minding his own damn business up on a mountain he purposely went to for peace and quiet with his dog. He didn’t ask for a town miles away to be so damn loud when they celebrate he could hear it from up there. I’d want to burn that village down too.
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
As someone who works from home 90% of the time bring in the office makes one aware of how casual I’ve gotten about farting at will during the day.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
What would you rank as the top 10 best types of cheeses of all time.
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Oh they would care, they’d be happy.
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
“Challenging” or debating the right to discussion is as effective as discussing something with a chicken so it doesn’t lay eggs. If they had even a smidge of empathy or logic they wouldn’t believe what they do.
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