Andrew Moser @moser3002.bsky.social · 17hstatic.klipy.comThe Office: Steve Carell's 'That's What She Said'ALT: The Office: Steve Carell's 'That's What She Said' 000
Andrew Moser @moser3002.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Are we sure this is real? BTC usually doesn't talk like that, or commit so many grammatical errors... 000
Andrew Moser @moser3002.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Why do they have a nuclear program, Rick? WHY DO THEY HAVE A NUCLEAR PROGRAM?? 120
Andrew Moser @moser3002.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Of all the replies, this one made me laugh the hardest 010
Andrew Moser @moser3002.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Look, I don't care what he does in college, I am GUARANTEEING that Ethan Grunkemeyer will not be a successful NFL QB. To be a successful NFL QB, you MUST be the coolest guy in the room. And there has never been a coolest guy in a room named Ethan Fucking Grunkemeyer. #BlakeBortlesCorollary 000
Andrew Moser @moser3002.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Gee whiz, I wonder where they got that idea. Yep, it's a real fucking mystery 070
Andrew Moser @moser3002.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm in disbelief that it's ONLY 7 points. Paxton is a wholly irredeemable candidate 000
Andrew Moser @moser3002.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"Yes, I can help you with that. Please hold, while I transfer you to someone who can help you with that" Words are hard 000
Andrew Moser @moser3002.bsky.social · 29/09/2026He failed to heed the timeless advice of Snoop Dogg, and he got burned 001
Andrew Moser @moser3002.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Buddy, these are the same people that brought a snowball to the floor to refute climate change. "Cautionary tale" is a lost concept on them 000
Andrew Moser @moser3002.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Why did they have a nuclear program, Donald? WHY DID THEY HAVE A NUCLEAR PROGRAM?? 010
Andrew Moser @moser3002.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yeah, that 6 point lead feels pretty insurmountable at this point 000
Andrew Moser @moser3002.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Oh shit, that leopard ate ALL her damn face. Oh well 021
Andrew Moser @moser3002.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Man, if only we knew who was responsible for this war that's causing a global affordability crisis....static.klipy.comI Think You Should Leave Hot Dog SuspectALT: I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect 000
Andrew Moser @moser3002.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Ya know what? You're right. You've convinced me. Let's get rid of golf courses too 020
Andrew Moser @moser3002.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Oh, I can explain!! It's cuz they're really racist, and... No, that's it. 000
Andrew Moser @moser3002.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Impeccable grooming standards?? Jesus, this dude's so far in the closet he's finding Christmas presents 5461
Andrew Moser @moser3002.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Represented by him as a fan of the program. Don't get me wrong, I love winning, but not at "any cost". At least he doesn't make me jeopardize my integrity by rooting for him. Though I do wish he could juggle the Jekyll and Hyde switch more effectively 000
Andrew Moser @moser3002.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Your segment on ERD helped clarify how my feelings of Day have evolved. While these predictable losses are gut wrenching, I still wouldn't trade him for anyone else. And the reason is because he's NOT evil. He's a legitimately good dude, and an excellent steward of the program. I'm proud to be... 110
Andrew Moser @moser3002.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Thank you! Like, how often does this happen, and why is it exclusive to FBI applicants? 091
Andrew Moser @moser3002.bsky.social · 14/09/2026And THEY'RE the ones we need to be making sure are aware of their options 120
Andrew Moser @moser3002.bsky.social · 14/09/2026And sure, I understand that entirely. But why should I have to do that? Isn't that someone else's job to get that message out there? And I'm not even talking about myself, because I know to vote for whoever ISN'T Max Miller. But we're all aware of just how unfathomably ignorant most "voters" are... 000
Andrew Moser @moser3002.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Ok, so here's the problem: I live in ohio, and I've never heard of Poindexter. Shouldn't I have been made aware of who the D alternative is to Max Miller? Who is in charge of his campaign marketing?? 3150
Andrew Moser @moser3002.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This actually makes me hate Miami *slightly* less 010
Andrew Moser @moser3002.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Ok, good. I'm glad I'm not the first person to immediately recognize how ass-backwards that is 001
Andrew Moser @moser3002.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Something about watching 3 pass rushers get stone walled over and over while the QB can sit back and find open receivers all 4th quarter? 120
Andrew Moser @moser3002.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It also doesn't hurt that Mateer is wholly incapable of hitting open receivers 000
Andrew Moser @moser3002.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Mateer is absolute dog shit as a passer. They need to just abandon throwing it, cuz he can't hit a damn thing 020
Andrew Moser @moser3002.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Or, OR, and hear me out... Bring the exact same team as last week? 101
Andrew Moser @moser3002.bsky.social · 10/09/2026static.klipy.comChris Redd Says 'Pass' on Saturday Night LiveALT: Chris Redd Says 'Pass' on Saturday Night Live 000
Andrew Moser @moser3002.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"Sin" is an imaginary disease, invented to sell you an imaginary cure 000
Andrew Moser @moser3002.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Remember in the beforetime, in the long, long ago, when our first reaction to bullshit like this was, "nobody could be dumb enough to fall for this"? 3140
Andrew Moser @moser3002.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The response is so obvious! "I wanted to flee because of these damn Democrats ruining the place. Now I want to fight to fix their mess." These fucking morons can't even get THAT part right 001
