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Morty’s Dick

@mortysdick.bsky.social
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Morty’s AD account - 🔞 - IRL nudes Mid 30’s Chicagoan Non-AD, blank, or repost only accounts may be blocked 🎨 Banner: @manedfucc.bsky.social 🎨 PFP: @muchochucho.bsky.social

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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gosh, ran a marathon this morning and finally feel not-dead after a nap. Now eat my ass, but don’t make me move my legs or I might cramp D:
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There have been a lot of nice requests to see how this afternoon ended; guess I’ll have to share!
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Back to my puppy and petsuit shenanigans for #FCF. Ask nicely and maybe I’ll make a mess for you!
a male in a grey and brown pup hood and maroon and blond spandex petsuit takes a selfie from overhead, their left hand holding the base of their cock through the crotch zipper
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m going to have to indulge a power bottom arc at some point. Telling a big dog to fuck me at an FM party sure hit the spot.
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Party floor attire for our last night at FM!
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wruff, got to munch on some tail to start my con. Looking forward to more of that this weekend!
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just got access to this account again after 2 weeks due to using an old email that wouldn’t receive 2-factor login codes. Incredibly frustrated at how slow the support response speeds are but at the very least it did get resolved. Bright side I guess is that I got this back just before FM.
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This but horny!
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Also new chock just in time for the pup bar meetup tonight ;)
Chest-down portrait of a male facing the camera wearing only a neon green chock from Breedwell with a matching wrist cuffChest-down portrait of a male facing away from the camera wearing only a neon green chock from Breedwell, one hand wrapped around their waistChest-down portrait of a male facing to the right of the camera wearing only a neon green chock from Breedwell with a matching wrist cuff
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Happy #FCF from the kitchen! Can I get you anything? Some cold brew perhaps!? I’m sure this pup could be of service. Just a little clip while I was being silly <3
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Orion Stargazer 🔜 MFF @orionstargazer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Porn WITH friends is even better
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Shamelessly looking at porn between sets at the gym
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Nothing new for underwear day, but I just like this jock too much not to repost
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Nothing quite like “hey, I’m horny. Can I see your dick” to give me a chub in the middle of an in-office work day D:
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Was really malleable in this pup mood and @bigthickshep.bsky.social kept encouraging me and requested this shot. Huff. Happy to fulfill the sweet dog’s request! You all get to enjoy more tail this week than usual <3
upshot of a male in a jock sitting reversed on a chair, cock pointed down and back in front of the seat with his ass exposed, wearing a puphood and resting their forearms on the back of the chair
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
In a mood. Enjoy some rump wiggling then get to work!
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
We’re changing the layout of this room for a better “guest room” so my favorite photography couch has to go! I’ll have to take more pics once the new bed (murphy) is assembled and decorated ;)
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This thread has me drooling again. I need to munch on some tail SOON.
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Being a little thirsty this morning and finding accounts on Bsky that I’ve seen on Twit. I don’t check it often and I kept my AD there private so it’s difficult to interact with open accounts.
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Gay campground weekend ahead. Definitely taking the pup hood, probably leaving the petsuit at home. Have any favorite cabin-camping stories or tips you want to share to help make the trip entertaining?
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Just realizing how many horny fucks are following me here. I’m truly flattered, it’s a big confidence boost and I’m excited for what’s to cum! I’m still trying to view every comment or interaction but they arrive in bursts. Apologies if I missed something from you, it’s still appreciated <3
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I know it’s not obvious from this angle, but I was wearing my ball weights for this session. Will have to share some of the throbbing later this week ;)
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Had my nuts tugged and played with at the bar last night to the point of huffing and squirming, throbbing today still >.>
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This petsuit really helps emphasize #FCF
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Brain currently has too many active cells. Let me just turn my brain off for a while and go wild!
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Wednesday buns
a male bent over a couch wearing a black jock and a light blue tank top, arching their back to emphasize their rump
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Huff. Brought a pup home with us from the bar night and I still feel hollowed out this morning.
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Having some difficulties getting the focus and framing just right
Leaning forward in a red and blond petsuit and pup hood, cock hanging out from the crotch zipper, reaching just out of frame as if making adjustments to the camera
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I am so thirsty today, it is unreasonable for me to be working at all
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father’s Day to all the dad types out there on my timeline. Kick back and enjoy a beer! To the friends I let call me dad, I’m expecting smut in my DMs as a gift ;)
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I need a Chuck Tingle title about running a long distance then getting pounded in the ass to help relieve my glute cramps.
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
An extra clip from this session for y’all to enjoy this #FCF, awruff
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Guess I’ll be spending more time in Saxon’s fursuit head this next year. Who’s gonna help out this horny frustrated ram for #FCF?
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I should put the 2lb weight on tonight
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
First time attending a pup event at JH over the weekend (first photo, right side), love the harness and it was fun to show off a little >.>
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Run 15mi, exhausted physically and mentally, check messages before showering, is flirted with, immediately hard
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Sufficiently scrambled, huff
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The silly horniness continues for #FCF. Maybe I should’ve been wearing the weights for this too, hmmmm.
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Took a puppy break this afternoon. I know it’s almost summer but I like this hoodie a lot!
A waist up selfie while laying in bed on a green-grey hoodie and pup hood, cock head and shaft at the bottom edge of the framephoto from behind of a male laying in bed wearing a green-grey hoodie, pup hood, and no pants, back arched and looking over their shoulder to emphasize their fuzzy butt
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
If I get off and I didn’t record it, did I even get off?
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I need to get off today, the 4:30am wood was very disruptive!
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Here’s the start to this session on the deck, taking a chub and working up to a full bone thinking about all of the good pups out there on #FCF
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I need my brain scrambled
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I know it’s humpday and all, but a sweet tail sitting on my snout for 30min or so would fix me
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Being dirty on the deck while I listen to porn
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Spicy Lizard @scalesofleather.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The full Tornado-themed neoprene outfit in all its glory. 😈 Who wants a piece? 😉
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Thanks to all the animals that made me feel sexy as fuck this weekend. It was wild and I’m grateful to have been included in the fun.
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Woof. That is all.
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Pup hood, bull dog harness, jockstrap, bright sneakers, and a couple of G&T’s. Felt sexy. The G&T’s were strong
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Morty’s Dick @mortysdick.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
My favorite fox @adarkmartini.bsky.social asked me to scramble his brains yesterday and a good service ram obliged. Enjoy this fox moaning for your #FCF from FWA
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