ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 08/10/2026IDEALLY the radiologist reads the imaging WITH ME 010
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 08/10/2026ok i know there are companies that offer second opinion reports from radiologists but are there companies where i can get a second opinion report and then meet with the radiologist for 30-60 minutes? not this 15 minute bs. 140
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 07/10/2026after reading that report about the way big papí has financial ties to absurdly exploitative high interest money lenders in the DR and used his influence to block reform with the MLBPA, i can’t take him seriously as a commentator or even a human it’s gross AF www.propublica.org/article/how-...propublica.orgHow the Dominican Baseball Factory Traps Young Players and Their Families With False PromisesTeams make handshake deals with players as young as 11 while moneylenders prey on their families. The industry is corrupt, but Major League Baseball and the players union have done little about it. 062
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 07/10/2026it’s really fucking weird that the tomahawk chop is a thing entire stadiums full of people do 0100
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 05/10/2026god these would be fun to make jewelry out of 000
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 04/10/2026thanks friend! hoping i can pull it all together the way i want it to exist 010
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 04/10/2026you joke but our plumbing backed up the next day. this has truly been a long week!! 000
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 04/10/2026knee-deep into playing with a new design for a finger brace and having a lot of fun with experimenting. life conspired to make me miss the call this was for but that’s okay, i’ll find something else for it, i’m sure 2141
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 04/10/2026real jewelers are mostly on instagram. i could probably help you find someone, if you’d be willing to describe the ring? 010
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i am, thus far, enjoying the pitching in this game 010
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i cannot metalwork without light or power i just. fucking. msskjejwijdhfuwjd. 020
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the food in the fridge is probably going to be fucked, which is stupendous since i grocery shopped just a few days ago i am so fucking angry i genuinely cannot speak 120
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 02/10/2026my power has been out since 10:30 AM because the idiot contractors next door cut thru the line and took out the entire block’s power these same contractors have cut thru our internet line as well as the neighbor’s water line i’m on fucking deadline for the studio, which is not portable 230
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 29/09/2026it’s driving me batty that i can’t find this piece 000
Reposted by ace tilton ratclifface tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 28/09/2026can anybody find me that long form piece about teenagers and young people with hEDS and POTS being sent to workout camps to try to exercise them back into shape? some of the main people being followed weren’t hEDS diagnosed yet. i would say written within the last two years or so? 1611
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i’m not gonna sit here and list all the places where we open our big mouths to have these convos, but it (mostly) gets essier with time and experience and having someone else who supports you and does the same 031
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 29/09/2026it really takes practice. it’s extraordinarily difficult and uncomfortable in most situations. and that’s why we need it all the more 171
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 29/09/2026d called out the fantasy football draft one year for some bullshit and guess what? he is no longer invited to the fantasy football league bc the bunch of babies couldn’t and wouldn’t handle it. he “wasn’t being any fun” 181
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 29/09/2026in fact speaking from a place of privilege to call out bullshit behavior is Acutely Uncomfortable & basically verboten in our society & it takes a lot of practice & also knowing you will almost absolutely end up with an Uncomfortable Outcome or indeed Completely Removed from whatever scenario 13111
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 28/09/2026can anybody find me that long form piece about teenagers and young people with hEDS and POTS being sent to workout camps to try to exercise them back into shape? some of the main people being followed weren’t hEDS diagnosed yet. i would say written within the last two years or so? 1611
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the most put-upon rat terrier in south florida 0100
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 27/09/2026yooooo bro can i hit that! and then he just sighs in the most deeply overwhelmed and exhausted way as if his life weren’t being the most spoiled and well loved creature in the entire universe 190
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 27/09/2026my dog spends most of his time laying with his paws very primly crossed which gives me perfect access to frito feet which means it is extremely necessary for me to ask him as often as possible if i can get a hit off them and then inhale right on his toes as deeply and for as long as possible 1150
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i am so grateful to have access to the sweeping and mopping robot that lives in my house and helps me with chores but WHY ARE THEY ALL SO FUCKING LOUD 170
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 25/09/2026it should be fully illegal for the sacrum bone to be able to dislocate 060
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 25/09/2026if you have not yet streamed cain culto’s new album CULTO that released yesterday what the fuck are you even doing GO TURN IT ON LOUD!!!! 020
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the benny rule: all WW2 novels eventually come around to benzos 010
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the earrings, alas, were constructed a year and a half ago and were a nightmare to deal with in the present. they’re staying with me. the pearls—once i finish the last three settings and necklace closures—will be for sale on my website 060
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 18/09/2026now reporting from the studio that doing the same thing over & over & over & over actually does, very annoyingly, make it easier. i decided i was gonna get over my fear of constructing & setting prongs. i also cut the black jade and the pietersite in the earrings from raw stone 1190
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 17/09/2026this worked. it always works. i pavlov’d myself in high school but i try not to use it all the time as i head into my 40s just in case the effects wear off 040
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 17/09/2026about to pull out the big guns and turn on the empire strikes back to see if it works like it did in my 20s PLEASE I WANT TO SLEEP 190
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 17/09/2026reporting in from one week of very fucked up reactions to increasing my thyroid meds and switching to generic i would LOVE insurance to cover the name brand so i can sleep i haven’t slept in days i haven’t felt the desire to sleep it’s making me miss hypothyroidism please god let me sleep 180
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 10/09/2026my gender today is cutting my bangs in the bathroom sink while watching the dodgers blow out the reds 080
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 08/08/2026the slop is unsurprising and i would safely bet you large amounts of money that no mortuary professionals are reading any of it 110
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 08/08/2026yeah. i haven’t been in the human deathcare industry for a few years now, but i find a pretty significant split between people who work in the field, people who sell in the field, and people who want to bring technology to the field that no one else gives a fuck about... 110
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 08/08/2026 i am absolutely losing it at this text copy. “body purge morgue refrigerator” is absolute nonsense word salad, and i speak from actual experience 110
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 04/08/2026a week late in having my copy arrive, which means an extra week of celebrating the gift of @sesmith.lol’s new book “all my dead cats.” i’m so very proud that this book exists & my friend wrote it—hfs, it was once just an idea?! celebrating are the skulls of my dead cats, moxie (L) & whimsy (R) 0111
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 03/08/2026god so many smokin hot players in this league i’m so queer 130
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 03/08/2026women’s pro baseball league! second game of the season! streaming on ESPN+ thru disney. SF firebells vs BOS hunters! 220
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 03/08/2026i rlly hope this anthem is better this corny music is absolutely slaying me 240
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 02/08/2026yeah the fuckin story of streaming in this day and age 010
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 02/08/2026we got a broadcaster! who then called maybelle by name as if we all knew who she was without clarifying that she is a former pitcher from the all american girls professional baseball league!! without clarifying what the AAPBL was!!! 020
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 02/08/2026i know, absolutely not ideal, but the prep for it seems… sub par 110
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 02/08/2026oh my gosh the longer this goes on the more frustrated i’m becoming. a crowd shot? nothing else???? 210
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 01/08/2026LITERALLY ANYTHING?!? GIVE ME A SINGLE FACTOID. TELL ME ABOUT THE ALUMINUM BATS. THE DRAFT. THE OLD LADIES. A N Y T H I N G 1120
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 01/08/2026i do so wish the @wpbl.bsky.social was giving us some facts, details, history, or literally anything from announcers during this rain delay ??? 121
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 21/07/2026assuming we get there bc… it ain’t lookin great 110
ace tilton ratcliff @mortuaryreport.bsky.social · 21/07/2026i’m be there this week, but i assume same applies except add an umbrella! 110