Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 15hI am sick. I am exhausted. My brain is barely functioning. My social energy is almost zero. I am still working and on-call this week. Please excuse if my usual chattiness is lacking. 130
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Marathon PR and league champs with our local hockey team in a single weekend, getting frostys to celebrate. 0100
Reposted by MortyStreetFur @streetfur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Taking home the trophy. Went to the third overtime, we were able to net the golden goal on 3v3 4181
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Still fucking did it. Everything hurts. I feel like I’m dying. Praise banana. 6410
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It’s time for my yearly call for your favorite bop or ear worm as I prep my marathon playlist. If there’s something new that gets you moving, grooving, singing along, or just head bobbing, let me know! 011
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Race day tomorrow. Forecast is for upper 60’s F and rain, 50-75% for the full duration with an expected 1.75” of rain being dropped between midnight and 6pm. Wettest race I’ll have run and here I thought last year was moist 030
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It’s a little nuts not getting a room at all for MFF when we’re generally attempting to get a king across basically any of the hotels. We’re moderately local, would be weird to commute though. Putting it out that Street and I will be looking for a room to share if mutuals have space. 130
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Surprising the husb-zeeb @streetfur.bsky.social with a special belated anniversary dinner to also celebrate the first day at his new gig! 3582
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Is going to the fursuit photoshoot/masquerade frowned upon if I’m only there to play fuck, marry, kill? 050
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Didn’t take the day off so I’m trapped in my hotel room for a little while longer before I can drop off from the work day and enjoy the con space 000
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It was SWELTERING out today and I biked to work like an idiot. Then, I get home and the hubs is laying in bed waiting for me, ass up, in a skirt and striped stockings and he wants me to do MORE CARDIO. What am I, a machine!? <3 @streetfur.bsky.social 4110
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 02/09/2026It’s been almost a week without a resolution to a login issue for my mature account. I understand that technical issues happen, that email communication can be clumsy, and that ticketing software isn’t the simplest to manage. I just want confirmation my emails are being seen (friggin’ Zendesk). 130
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Trying to take a selfie and I can see who the camera favors! Partialling in @saxonram.bsky.social at #DenFur with the husb-zeeb @streetfur.bsky.social 2232
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Not having access to my AD account currently is frustrating. Login issues are being resolved at less than a snail’s pace currently 000
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Drinking at the hotel bar to kick off a con on a Thursday. We may have arrived too early, it’s quiet! 010
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Looks like we’re doing FM in a couple weeks too. Cheap train tickets and it’s right before Street starts his new gig 120
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I’d like to say I’m ready for DenFur but I’m still lacking some solid plans! @streetfur.bsky.social and I are in town Thurs-Monday, need more dinner/drink plans with folk! Party or chill opportunities obviously a plus <3 001
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Getting half way through my training run /before/ sunrise because I did it on a work day. At least the weather was beautiful. 020
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I should wear a sock inside out and eat a banana before all training runs. Praise BANANA. 040
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Freeballing at the office because I forgot to bring a pair of briefs for after my bike ride in! 170
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Ordered a murphy bed for our “sun room”. I don’t know if I’m prepared for building out this shelving monstrosity 340
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Had my first experience with a “normie?” gay being overly infatuated with my pup hood while camping. Yes, we were at a gay campground. Yes, it was later in an evening with drinking. No, I don’t want to hear your sudden explicit fantasies regarding my mouth/muzzle in casual conversation. 010
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Glamping trip weekend, wooooooo. I need to escape the work gravity for a few days D: 130
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I’m subtweeting unenthusiastically about work changes. Displeased. Stop making me do things. Bah-humbug. 040
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Trying to figure out what I want is so hard! Why do people do this? 130
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 10/07/2026We put a hammock up on the deck but I can’t be naked in it because it is clearly in front of the railing for all to see 270
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Oh no, caught in the rain while out drinking with the husb-zeeb @streetfur.bsky.social. Guess that means another beer. 0190
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Happy bday to my sweet zeeb-husband @streetfur.bsky.social! 070
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Networking friendos, is finding a wall mount 16 port patch panel a wild goose chase? Should I just get a 24 port and have unused ports? Found a bottleneck in our network and replaced our prior switch so I’m already working on tidying up and removing unmanaged cables helps with my ocd. 100
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Any other Chicagoans heading up to FANG in July? @streetfur.bsky.social and I were considering it, would reasonably be able to include a couple other furs in the car. 000
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I got a seltzer from the fridge last night and told @streetfur.bsky.social “milk, milk, lemonade” and you had better believe he remembered where the fudge is made. 120
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 21/06/2026It’s already paying dividends after long training runs. I no longer fear cramping when I need to wipe. 220
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 18/06/2026My brain is mush today. Thankful I get tomorrow off, I need the short week. 020
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Ooof, didn’t make the SYL queue. Bummer Friday news. Guess the bright side is I can go back to kigu shopping, eh. 000
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I’m never sure what to share on here during most weeks. I feel a little obligated to show signs of life like this is the only way some people know that I haven’t kicked the bucket or something. 140
Reposted by MortyBouncer Dog 🔜 COG, MIR, MFF @bouncer.dog · 07/06/2026Dogging around at The Kennel on Friday at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social with @grrr.dog, @lycan.dog, @mortova.bsky.social, @evatheroo.bsky.social and a bunch of other great critters. It was a sweaty good time 0736
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Ran 15mi at sunrise and still have enough energy to jive to Murder on the Dancefloor on the walk home 160
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Prefacing this with “everyone’s ok”, I hit another cyclist on the bike home from work today. They failed to stop at a Y intersection before seeing an oncoming cyclist and then stopped dead in my lane. Narrowly avoided a full t-bone. 300
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Happy Pride Month! Be your unique selves and don’t hold back. Become ungovernable, do a crime! Myself and @streetfur.bsky.social at the @pdxcollarguard.bsky.social Gear Night event a week ago during Furlandia 2202
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I ran a lot today, so I’ll pour myself another whiskey I guess 180
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 21/05/20265am is going to come awfully early to start our trip to Furlandia. Why did I think saving money by taking an early morning flight was a good idea! 120
Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Waiting until sunset to go for a run and it’s still almost 80F out so we going shirtless! 270