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@mortova.bsky.social
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Mid 30’s Chicagoan - Husband zeeb is @streetfur.bsky.social - AD account available upon request 🎨 Banner: @dendenart.eu 🎨 PFP: @puptauri.bsky.social

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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 15h
I am sick. I am exhausted. My brain is barely functioning. My social energy is almost zero. I am still working and on-call this week. Please excuse if my usual chattiness is lacking.
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Marathon PR and league champs with our local hockey team in a single weekend, getting frostys to celebrate.
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StreetFur @streetfur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Taking home the trophy. Went to the third overtime, we were able to net the golden goal on 3v3
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Still fucking did it. Everything hurts. I feel like I’m dying. Praise banana.
A strava run recap overlaid on a map of the Chicago lakefront with the route highlighted. 26.2mi in approximately 3h 37min
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Race has been black flagged. We’re going home.
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s time for my yearly call for your favorite bop or ear worm as I prep my marathon playlist. If there’s something new that gets you moving, grooving, singing along, or just head bobbing, let me know!
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Race day tomorrow. Forecast is for upper 60’s F and rain, 50-75% for the full duration with an expected 1.75” of rain being dropped between midnight and 6pm. Wettest race I’ll have run and here I thought last year was moist
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s a little nuts not getting a room at all for MFF when we’re generally attempting to get a king across basically any of the hotels. We’re moderately local, would be weird to commute though. Putting it out that Street and I will be looking for a room to share if mutuals have space.
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Surprising the husb-zeeb @streetfur.bsky.social with a special belated anniversary dinner to also celebrate the first day at his new gig!
a smiling selfie with the husband using the portrait effect, a blurred taco bell establishment in the background
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is going to the fursuit photoshoot/masquerade frowned upon if I’m only there to play fuck, marry, kill?
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Didn’t take the day off so I’m trapped in my hotel room for a little while longer before I can drop off from the work day and enjoy the con space
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Train delays aside, made it to FM finally
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fuck the BNSF railway for delaying our Amtrak train.
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It was SWELTERING out today and I biked to work like an idiot. Then, I get home and the hubs is laying in bed waiting for me, ass up, in a skirt and striped stockings and he wants me to do MORE CARDIO. What am I, a machine!? <3 @streetfur.bsky.social
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It’s been almost a week without a resolution to a login issue for my mature account. I understand that technical issues happen, that email communication can be clumsy, and that ticketing software isn’t the simplest to manage. I just want confirmation my emails are being seen (friggin’ Zendesk).
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Trying to take a selfie and I can see who the camera favors! Partialling in @saxonram.bsky.social at #DenFur with the husb-zeeb @streetfur.bsky.social
Trying to take a selfie while wearing a maroon and gold ram fursuit head and spandex petsuit but the camera has instead focused on a salt-and-pepper haired male leaning into the photo from the right
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Not having access to my AD account currently is frustrating. Login issues are being resolved at less than a snail’s pace currently
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Drinking at the hotel bar to kick off a con on a Thursday. We may have arrived too early, it’s quiet!
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We’re in Denver, lads!
Selfie with my husband on the platforms at Union Station in Denver, CO
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Looks like we’re doing FM in a couple weeks too. Cheap train tickets and it’s right before Street starts his new gig
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I’d like to say I’m ready for DenFur but I’m still lacking some solid plans! @streetfur.bsky.social and I are in town Thurs-Monday, need more dinner/drink plans with folk! Party or chill opportunities obviously a plus <3
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Getting half way through my training run /before/ sunrise because I did it on a work day. At least the weather was beautiful.
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
We arrive on the 27th!
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I should wear a sock inside out and eat a banana before all training runs. Praise BANANA.
a morning run statistics page overlayed on a digital map of the route taken: 18.46mi, 2h 26m, 7:57 /m pace
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Freeballing at the office because I forgot to bring a pair of briefs for after my bike ride in!
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Ordered a murphy bed for our “sun room”. I don’t know if I’m prepared for building out this shelving monstrosity
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Had my first experience with a “normie?” gay being overly infatuated with my pup hood while camping. Yes, we were at a gay campground. Yes, it was later in an evening with drinking. No, I don’t want to hear your sudden explicit fantasies regarding my mouth/muzzle in casual conversation.
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Super cool icons, quick turn around, look at that grin!
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Glamping trip weekend, wooooooo. I need to escape the work gravity for a few days D:
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I’m subtweeting unenthusiastically about work changes. Displeased. Stop making me do things. Bah-humbug.
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Trying to figure out what I want is so hard! Why do people do this?
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
We put a hammock up on the deck but I can’t be naked in it because it is clearly in front of the railing for all to see
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Oh no, caught in the rain while out drinking with the husb-zeeb @streetfur.bsky.social. Guess that means another beer.
Two idiots at a brewery drinking beer because they got caught in the rain
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Fuck today and that bird shit that hit me too
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Happy bday to my sweet zeeb-husband @streetfur.bsky.social!
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Networking friendos, is finding a wall mount 16 port patch panel a wild goose chase? Should I just get a 24 port and have unused ports? Found a bottleneck in our network and replaced our prior switch so I’m already working on tidying up and removing unmanaged cables helps with my ocd.
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Any other Chicagoans heading up to FANG in July? @streetfur.bsky.social and I were considering it, would reasonably be able to include a couple other furs in the car.
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I got a seltzer from the fridge last night and told @streetfur.bsky.social “milk, milk, lemonade” and you had better believe he remembered where the fudge is made.
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It’s already paying dividends after long training runs. I no longer fear cramping when I need to wipe.
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
My brain is mush today. Thankful I get tomorrow off, I need the short week.
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Ooof, didn’t make the SYL queue. Bummer Friday news. Guess the bright side is I can go back to kigu shopping, eh.
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I’m never sure what to share on here during most weeks. I feel a little obligated to show signs of life like this is the only way some people know that I haven’t kicked the bucket or something.
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Bouncer Dog 🔜 COG, MIR, MFF @bouncer.dog · 07/06/2026
Dogging around at The Kennel on Friday at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social with @grrr.dog, @lycan.dog, @mortova.bsky.social, @evatheroo.bsky.social and a bunch of other great critters. It was a sweaty good time
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Ran 15mi at sunrise and still have enough energy to jive to Murder on the Dancefloor on the walk home
A recap image of a long run by the Strava app over a map, 15 miles in 1 hour and 54 minutes
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Prefacing this with “everyone’s ok”, I hit another cyclist on the bike home from work today. They failed to stop at a Y intersection before seeing an oncoming cyclist and then stopped dead in my lane. Narrowly avoided a full t-bone.
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride Month! Be your unique selves and don’t hold back. Become ungovernable, do a crime! Myself and @streetfur.bsky.social at the @pdxcollarguard.bsky.social Gear Night event a week ago during Furlandia
A selfie of two people in a dance club; one on the left in a grey, white, and brown puphood with a red and blond spandex petsuit and matching red and black neoprene harness, the other on the right in a black hoodie, purple bandana, and a partially reflective white horse skull mask with lit up red LED eye dots
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I ran a lot today, so I’ll pour myself another whiskey I guess
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I’m a professional at beating myself up
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
5am is going to come awfully early to start our trip to Furlandia. Why did I think saving money by taking an early morning flight was a good idea!
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Morty @mortova.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Waiting until sunset to go for a run and it’s still almost 80F out so we going shirtless!
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