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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I urge you to support Ilhan Omar’s campaign for reelection. If Democrats regain control of the House, they must investigate this flagrant abuse of power against her by Trump, Vance, and the Department of Justice. robertreich.substack.com/p/trumps-a…

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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I approve this message 👇

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Mortimer Shade @mortimershade.bsky.social · 20h

You could always have her show stream in the background while you do other things around the house. Increasing her viewership is a solid way to support her work. Plus, you could consider it research for if you ever become a grandparent.

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Mortimer Shade @mortimershade.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Gonna dedicate a septic tank to him, since they are full of the same stuff.

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Phil PlAIt @philplait.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

This is a ln insightful thought and really hits home. I've been on that train and it's a great ride. This video will resonate strongly with many people.

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Mortimer Shade @mortimershade.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

No matter how stupid he is there are still too many people who support him and will "vote like he is on the ballot". I don't care how good the polls look, show up and vote like every vote counts.

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Mortimer Shade @mortimershade.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Need a shop bell now of terrier holding a rat, where the rat's fat booty is the body of the bell and its tail is the bell's clapper.

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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Life In Trumplandia.......

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Mortimer Shade @mortimershade.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

To clarify, we hounded them yo send proof they put the machine, vehicle, or whatever, onto their insurance so if it got busted it was covered. Per their lease agreements if they didn't cover it themselves then WE automatically billed for coverage. Not my ickiest job but still a bit dicey.

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Mortimer Shade @mortimershade.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Very true. I did temp work at a company that hounded the renters of office supplies, like rent-to-own industrial office photo copiers and such, and the funeral home accounts would be MASSIVE stacks of paper naming over a hundred "little" businesses that were all secretly owned by a big corporation.

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Mortimer Shade @mortimershade.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The rim of the bowl probably bothers Bonnie's whiskers. Makes her feel like she is stuffing her head in a hole that is too small for her body, like she will get stuck. Her behavior might already be a fixed habit but try serving her food in a saucer or other shallow dish. At worst, she keeps digging.

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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I approve this message 👇

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Mortimer Shade @mortimershade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I need to save my manifesting for my Lotto tickets but I share your sentiment.

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Mortimer Shade @mortimershade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

He has less lower jaw than those poor Radium Girls.

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Mortimer Shade @mortimershade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Welbutrin team represent. I had to go off the extended release, though, my innards do not run like clockwork and that made the slow release inconsistent and thus less effective. Now it is the honkin' huge clown nose pills. Vyvanse to get the day started, too.

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Mortimer Shade @mortimershade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"Crying like a bereaved Sicilian housewife" is such a vivid description. I especially like it applied to a non-funary situation. Pass my compliments on to the chef.

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Mortimer Shade @mortimershade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Leather shoes? I think I borrowed a pair from my grandmother 20 years ago — I'm too poor to afford quality footwear, just wearing my toxic plastic shoes until my foot wears through the heel and the soles fall off. Even then, I might tape or glue it back together and pad over the metal inside.

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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026

"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"

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Mortimer Shade @mortimershade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If there were some way for the blue states to hold back taxes from the feds I'd be all for it. No sense paying in to a system that is shutting you out.

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Mortimer Shade @mortimershade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Sounds like a band name. A band that uses a surfeit of accordian and theremin in all compositions.

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Mortimer Shade @mortimershade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It's literally why the surname, Taylor, exists. Insecure and Ignorant is such a destructive combination.

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Mortimer Shade @mortimershade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Were you tryin' to reference the topic of stolen credit by asking for the joke to be... credited? You cheeky monkey. 😏

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Mortimer Shade @mortimershade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Has anyone checked that campus for a band of mutant freedom fighters?

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

incredible this will get little to no coverage

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Mortimer Shade @mortimershade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

They also need to be tough enough to survive the drop. Mama does't lay down to pop one out.

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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If LeBron or Taylor Swift posted this most recent El Niño historical temperature graph (current one in red) 500 million people would be in the streets. (And a hundred million lives would likely be saved in the next 20 months) #ClimateCrisis

Graph showing all the past El Niño temperatures on a monthly timeline with the current one in red way above all the others and still climbing.

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Mortimer Shade @mortimershade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Only reason his type doesn't croak from all thatbis because even Satan finds him to be poor company.

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Mortimer Shade @mortimershade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Further suggestion: Base politicians off the median of their direct constituents. These lugs need a direct motivational link to their people.

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Mortimer Shade @mortimershade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My husband, returning to the USA from the UK was asked where he was travellung from and said "London" was asked which one ... since there is a London, Ontario... and his brain shorted so he just said "Pip pip Cheerio" all confused.

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Mortimer Shade @mortimershade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

1950s to 60s, in the 1880s it was the late Victorian era: bustles & bodices, bonnets & boots, high necked collars — this "old time" cartoon is more Lassie era than Greyfriers Bobby.

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Mortimer Shade @mortimershade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

To be fair, a man's hairy butthole — rife with cling-ons — probably needs more than dry toilet paper. No one likes needing to do the pinch and pull to scrape the anal tuft clean.

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Mortimer Shade @mortimershade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Now one with someone splorting Hidden Valley Ranch into their Raisin Bran, please.

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Mortimer Shade @mortimershade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I think he should be interred in a septic tank below a public toilet in a dog park.

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Mincepies @mincepies8888.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

He's so persuasive...

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Mortimer Shade @mortimershade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Wow, two of the swimmers have 6 fingers, must be cousins... or lovers... or cousin-lovers.

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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I somehow lost the color floss I was using (DMC 20: Shrimp) so that means I’m done for the night! Maybe I’ll find it in the morning.

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Mortimer Shade @mortimershade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If he's truly only 38 then they're waiting for his jowls to drop.

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Mortimer Shade @mortimershade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Dante's Inferno would place him in the 3rd circle, Gluttony. Giving Dumpy his own named circle would make him do that obnoxious smug face for eternity.

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Mortimer Shade @mortimershade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

... very chill hamster, I expected it to whip around and lacerate a finger.

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Mortimer Shade @mortimershade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Chows don't seem to have more than seven pups per litter, and more often it seems like four or five.

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Mortimer Shade @mortimershade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My neighbor had an intact female, never had a litter, but she didn't suffer fools either. She was maybe 25lbs but she'd rip the face off any male dig who so much as sniffed her wrong. We affectionately called her a grumpy old-lady lesbian.

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Mortimer Shade @mortimershade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Even with a brain that is as smooth as a skinless chicken breast the koala can grieve. Truly mind-boggling that some humans still deny that non-human animals have "feelings".

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Mortimer Shade @mortimershade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is why we run several parallel chats: general chat, pet stuff, sh*t posting

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