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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 22h

A few drinks in downtown Tampa and it is muggy as f*ck!

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Man City are definitely up a creek without a paddle #MCFC

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It doesn't matter how many times I vist the US but how high they have the water in the toilets and then massive gaps in public toilet cubicles freaks me right out.

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Bristol airport is way too small for the amount of flights they have early morning. I wish Cardiff would get their act together and I wouldn't have to come to this hell hole.

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

9 points and undefeated going into the break. I abso-fucking-tly take that for the start of the season #LUFC. Now my attention turns to #Packers under the lights on Thursday and then an away day at Tampa 2 weeks today.

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Is there anyone here who has recently take a flight from the UK with an international connection via Amsterdam? If so would you mind me dropping a DM with a few questions please?

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

A worthy cause and some beautiful cards to share to loved ones (especially those that believe the #RNLI ) is water taxi for immigrants. Spread the holiday love 🎄

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

5 points from 3 games is not to be sniffed at. Considering Brentford and Brighton so early in the season are expected to be right up there. Let the window signings settle in and we'll really see where we are #LUFC

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I'm currently watching @mrjamesob.bsky.social Torries overtake Reform for the first time in 18 months as this story breaks. Consider me 😲

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I may watch Match of the Day to watch "United" lose and United win #LUFC

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I've just had the best steak I've ever eaten! #medium

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Leeds United Chicago @lufcchicago.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Important announcement regarding tomorrows match: 🎶 IF YOU HATE MAN U, SHOES OFF 🎶

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Just found out that our game tomorrow is on ITV. Sharing in case others not aware #LUFC

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

#Packers at Lambeau vs Atlanta and #Packers @ Bucks also in the bag. One Thursday night under the lights and one Sunday in Florida. Absolutely living the dream.

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Think it's time to bring the coffin out of retirement in front of the west stand. I know it wasn't for the cunt now in hell but we could all give £1 to the local food bank as a donation for a one kick #LUFC

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Futurama: Shut Up And Take My Money Meme

ALT: Futurama: Shut Up And Take My Money Meme

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Has anyone got footage of the Bolagun red card? I've not seen it so not sure if it was clear red?

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Decided I won't be staying up for the #ENG game. Hopefully I'll wake up to positive news but the way we've played so far I'm not confident. Will definitely be watching the Brazil v Norway game, I reckon it will be an interesting game.

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

One last night with this amazing view. Las Vegas you are quite literally in a league of your own!

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Having an Old Fashioned at Whisky liquor up at a moving bar is very surreal.

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Sat in my hotel room watching the Spain game on Fox with actually American commentary and dear god its beyond awful. Apparently one of the Spanish players is tied for joint top goal scorer so far in the tournament.

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

N9 waiting around for this one. Ordered.

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I really want Spurs to get relegated so if they are losing to Everton then its got to be a Hammers win. If they aren't losing then we go all out to finish on 50 points.

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Absolutely no question I want #WHU to win Sunday and hope other results go their way. We've had a great season and don't need another win or draw. It would be beyond hilarious if Spurs actually got relegated.

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Breaking News: #LUFC to be deducted 3 points due to being safe with 3 games to go. FA spokesperson confirms: Leeds Premier League status for next being confirmed is not in the spirit of them being relegated like we'd hoped.

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I'm not too sure why but I've got zero nerves for today. Not sure its because I've never seen #LUFC win at Wembley (charity shield doesn't count for me). Chelsea are definitely beatable and if we turn up I don't see why we couldn't make it to the final. Enjoy the day to those there.

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Looks like we are the Saturday game then #LUFC

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

£4.50 FOUR POUND FIFTY for a tin of corn beef. The world has gone absolutely mental!

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Benidorm has ruined me and I was only there 5 days ago. Bring on the next one Vegasbaby

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

As much as I hate Wilder watching #SWFC being relegated in a Steele City derby at Bramall Lane is glorious!!!

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Why is looking and buying a new washing machine so stressful? Making sure the dimensions are correct is driving me up the wall.

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Come on ref blow your bloody whistle #LUFC

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

I hope Chelsea don't Nick a last minute winner against #LUFC

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Anyone know ant #NOB fans on here? I really want to do the pilgrimage to Estadio Marcelo A. Bielsa next season #LUFC

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

#LUFC fans being obsessed with #CCFC is next level weird! We just lost to Arsenal and my time line is over spilled with the former Derby manager.

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Just been presented with this horror on Facebook. Bye, bye Facebook.

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

#LUFC question. Is Jack's move with an option or obligation to buy come the end of the season?

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

We've got almost an international break off. Will it help? Who knows? Away from home isn't great. 3 points today and I'll worry about the next game a week Monday #LUFC

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

I never want to see #LUFC lose but I'm on the fence about wanting a cup run. It would be great but at the same time staying up is absolutely more important.

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Right I'm going to say this. Gutted for #LUFC tonight. Also given the news of Kevin Keegans cancer treatment before the game.. #NUFC Winning 4-3 is a nod to his fight when he fought in so many 3-4 from the touch line as the Toon manager. Bigger things in life. Great game Get well soon King Kev

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

I maybe being stupid here but how is #LUFC DCL header coming back off the post not classed as on target?

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

What ever the result today (we definitely can win this) I cant miss it so paid 31 sodding quid to add it my Sky package. Come #lufc into em. With the hostile environment ER will be today we can win this!!!

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

FFS just seen that today's game is on TNT and not Sky Sports Leeds. Was really looking forward to watching this one. Sunday's ruined already.

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Still pissed off no #LUFC fixture today. It just feels wrong. However its Christmas dinner day in the Mortimer household and its smelling divine already. Hope everyone had a good one!

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

A great win for #LUFC but a game on Sunday is shocking. Boxing day games are the spirit of football, now we wait a whole fucking week.

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

In Vegas 16th June for a week. Was hoping to fly out and watch England v Croatia. Found a return flight and Airbnb at a very reasonable price... then FIFA come along with their ticket pricing structure. Fuck that I'll watch in a sports book.

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Mark Mortimer @morti59.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

The day after works Christmas do. I'm not sure yet if I'm tired or hungover? I guess I'll find out in the next couple of hours.

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