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morteculture.bsky.social

@morteculture.bsky.social
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morteculture.bsky.social @morteculture.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I thought O already had their own Story.
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morteculture.bsky.social @morteculture.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
[still jumpscared by the instantaneous instantiation of the material universe]
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morteculture.bsky.social @morteculture.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Someone should teach them a lesson. #kreiawasright #fromacertainpointofview
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morteculture.bsky.social @morteculture.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Like a gigantic, awkward funeral reception without bathrooms or exits. Still, imagine those first few ghosts to show up on the moon. They must have been so stoked.
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morteculture.bsky.social @morteculture.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Scent trail?
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morteculture.bsky.social @morteculture.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
All Good Things…
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morteculture.bsky.social @morteculture.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
…didactic, formulaic, the only parts that weren’t utterly predictable were the ones I disagreed with…
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morteculture.bsky.social @morteculture.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Sometimes I miss me too. What the heck was up with that kid anyway? But if you ever want to smash ideas together in a cyclotronic fashion I’d be genuinely delighted(good ideas I can’t help much with, but a vague half-idea I can easily transmute into three vague half ideas of no discernible relation)
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morteculture.bsky.social @morteculture.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Whoops, they forgot to toggle vogon to vogoff.
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morteculture.bsky.social @morteculture.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Rather store my grievances in a vast array of individual files, I like to snapshot them at sub-second intervals and lay them out in a single giant grid. A spite sheet.
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morteculture.bsky.social @morteculture.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
That’s not a pizza cutter, that’s a bat’leth.
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morteculture.bsky.social @morteculture.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
This is how the ceaseless, acid song of life relentlessy etches itself into the base geometry that would seek to confine it, Parker!, a glimpse into very cellular structure of the the restless Behemothic citysculpture we are both doomed to love, Parker! Now get back out there!
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morteculture.bsky.social @morteculture.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Parker! What's this building on page 3, it's just a rectangle full of rectangles, Parker! The front steps lead straight into traffic, Parker! Even if it’s poor urban design, which is entirely possible, Parker!, you'd expect to see sideways desire paths or a makeshift ramp, or other solution, Parker!
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morteculture.bsky.social @morteculture.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
ERASMUS: Ah yes, the Internet. I understand it is spun from a series of tubes. FENRUS: I think you mean run by delirious rubes!
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morteculture.bsky.social @morteculture.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Pagode, Pagoda, Pagodaga.
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morteculture.bsky.social @morteculture.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
When I was a kid and couldn’t sleep, my pa told me to just lie still in the dark. Later I saw this as a scam to keep me quiet, but even later than that I saw that, if sleep is impossible, even the most tortured lying-in-darkness nonsleep truly is the next best thing. And what can we do but our best?
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morteculture.bsky.social @morteculture.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
The real kicker is going to be when we get to distant galaxies and realize they were gigantic fossils all along.
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morteculture.bsky.social @morteculture.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Who am I supposed to trust- my muse, or my own lying eyes?
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morteculture.bsky.social @morteculture.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Of course, insufficiently reminiscent texts are Hugonots.
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morteculture.bsky.social @morteculture.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
If you feel like it, I recommend coming back to epilogue, or watching someone else play it, after a few weeks. When I first experienced it, I felt its jmpact was a little drowned out by the echoes of the main story, but once things have had a chance to settle in your mind, it really hits home.
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morteculture.bsky.social @morteculture.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Why would it not start at 12am? Why would you not march forth from the heart of midnight, why would you not carry that deepest darkness through the maw of dawn and join it fast to noonfire, cast its colors round the globe? Other than issues of practicality, physicality, and civic ordinance, why not?
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morteculture.bsky.social @morteculture.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
There’s something in there about how a fence shares 99% of its DNA with a ladder.
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morteculture.bsky.social @morteculture.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
That sounds like a job without a lot of breaks.
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morteculture.bsky.social @morteculture.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
M: These pathetic fools will never realize that my one secret, arcane vulnerability, is getting stabbed with a sword.
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morteculture.bsky.social @morteculture.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Vilnius? I knew a schoolmaster from there once. Extraordinary accent.
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morteculture.bsky.social @morteculture.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
RIP Sir Roddy. Never before or since have I had to know the particulars of Brie de Melun*, but gad strike me down if it didn’t fit the meter** Rhymes from a more elegant age. We should swap words on something else sometime, before the century is out *Primordial ancestress of the bries **eventually
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morteculture.bsky.social @morteculture.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Pemmican. Hardtack. A dollop of lard. Decorative handsoap. Tamagotchi. Small ziploc of eggnog. Paste of the raisin. It might be hard to fit them all in the same cubby, but a culinary shoehorn, kitchen mallet, and chef special hydraulic press should do the trick.
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morteculture.bsky.social @morteculture.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
“Why is it that, whenever there’s an emergency, it’s always *you,* Swing 55% ?”
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