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IT’S MORNING SOMEWHERE! Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday morning for a coffee-fueled chat about what’s happening in our world. Listen at morningsomewhere.com Support us at patreon.com/morningsomewhere

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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
2025.01.13: The People’s Episode Burnie and Ashley discuss Axe body spray, independent rewilding, presidential LAN parties, “the People” bidding on TikTok, Elon’s Diablo rankings, LA Rams playing in Arizona, damages vs economic impact, and sharing. Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2025/01/13/2...
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
2025.01.01: Resoluting Burnie and Ashley discuss fireworks’ PR problem, drone show calamities, motivation at New Years, plans for the coming 365 days, fake influencers, NFL robberies, and our Deshitify 2025 efforts. Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2025/01/01/2...
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
2024.12.30: Strawburied Burnie and Ashley discuss the death of iconic humanitarian President James Carter and his enduring legacy on charity, kindness, and goodwill. Also, the Pop Tart Bowl. Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/12/30/2...
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
2024.12.27: One Burnie and Ashley discuss their first anniversary, Sony’s Spiderverse woes, the press being mean, podcast mathematics, and the MCU’s year off. Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/12/27/2...
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
2024.12.26: Boxing Out Burnie and Ashley discuss current events, the real heroes, NBA ratings demise. bad boys, Lebron, Bronny, WNBA sales pitch, NFL on Netflix, TV equals football, why people like University sports, and lingerie bowls. Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/12/26/2...
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
2024.12.25: Jingling Burnie and Ashley talk about their favorite Christmas traditions. Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/12/25/2...
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
2024.12.24: Black Widower Burnie and Ashley discuss holiday hours, broke math, Boomer nostalgia, Christmas movies, 80s NFL broadcasts vs NFL Films, pan and scan, Q vs Q, Black Doves, Hawkeye, Lady Avengers, edible glitter, and the gift card economy. Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/12/24/2...
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
2024.12.23: Occupational Occolades Burnie derails Ashley as she tries to discuss Movie of the Year, best day for Christmas, buying kids, Christmas tips, best Christmas gifts, Mush’s fireside video, NORAD vs NAADC, and Occular Occupational Accolades. Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/12/23/2...
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
2024.12.20: The Podcast That Played Beast Burnie and Ashley discuss Bailey’s, Irish as an adjective, nominees for Movie of the Year, gritty Kirsten Dunst, Anna Paquin, Superman’s new teaser, the fake trailer crisis, and Martha Stewart makes egg nog. Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/12/20/2...
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
2024.12.19: Starting Now Burnie and Ashley discuss Steam Replay, Burnie makes a vow, platinum trophies, declining player bases, favorite graphs, biorhythms, Hot Stuff vs Cold Fish, Bird Flu emergency, and the media’s fascination with missing girls. Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/12/19/2...
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
2024.12.18: Person of the Year Burnie and Ashley reveal Person of the Year, Burnie getting picked up at the airport, Butch and Suni get an extension, possible Animal of the Year, railroad urban legends, and a call for nominations for Movie of the Year. Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/12/18/2...
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
2024.12.17: These Lying Kids Burnie and Becca Frasier talk about raising kids in a digital world, skin care, oil training your hair, rural laws, first vehicles, Eames chairs, and which wood is the best wood. EXTENDED VERSION AVAILABLE ON PATREON. Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/12/17/2...
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
2024.12.16: The Worst Of All Time Burnie and fellow British person Gavin Free discuss modern YouTube, making each other mad, Freddie Wong, car stunts, Stork favoritism, milk delivery, and the terrible legacy of refrigeration. EXTENDED ON PATREON. Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/12/16/2...
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
2024.12.13: Of Pattillos & Dillos Burnie and Jack Pattillo discuss old Austin, five generations of Austinites, Austin FC, haunted castles in Austin, memories from Achievement Hunter, where we ate lunch, and what Jack is doing now. Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/12/13/2...
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Ashley Burns @ashleyburns.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
AWW YEAH! As I predicted, Christmas Movie of the Year is on Amazon Prime Video now. (You can see what it was up against here: www.patreon.com/posts/117592...)
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
2024.12.12: Eyebrow Club Burnie and special guest Barbara Dunkelman discuss being a good co-host, subtle shade, easy laughs, affirmational posting, astrology, platitudes, incriminating eyebrows, All Good No Worries, RWBY, and the rise of Stinky Dragon. Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/12/12/2...
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
2024.12.11: Good Morning Geoff Burnie and his guest Geoff Ramsey discuss Austin, not calling friends on their birthday, Branson Missouri, smoked turkeys, being passive aggressive, and a dozen other things. Extended version exclusively on Patreon. Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/12/11/2...
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
2024.12.10: The Anti Elden Ring Burnie and his best-ever mentee @kerryshawcross.com discuss the latest updates on RWBY, Infinity Nikki, dress up games, mentorship, jiggle physics, Luigi gets busted, milkshake duck, and zeroing in on Person of the Year. Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/12/10/2...
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
2024.12.09: Bracketing Burnie and Ashley discuss the toppling of the Syrian government, Story of the Year, open nominations for Person of the Year, Timothée Chalamet’s College Gameday appearance, and Burnie’s picks for the NCAA Football playoffs. Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/12/09/2...
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Hector Perez @thehectorperez.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Listening to a podcast in public is great until you laugh out loud and everybody stares at you like wtf Thanks @morningsomewhere.bsky.social
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virtualpistol.bsky.social @virtualpistol.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
@morningsomewhere.bsky.social Number 1 on my chart, number 1 in my heart.
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
2024.12.05: Moon Burnie and Jason discuss the Morning Somewhere Store, the Visitors, insurance rules, cryptuahcurrency, BTC 100k, doing drugs with medical professionals, age brackets, the United Healthcare CEO murder, and Jason’s new gambling addiction Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/12/05/2...
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Jonah @handle.invalid · 04/12/2024
Thank you @morningsomewhere.bsky.social for making the morning not suck ass anymore #SpotifyWrapped
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haylounai.bsky.social @haylounai.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
@morningsomewhere.bsky.social No surprise what’s on top
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
2024.12.04: Deep Fried Disaster Burnie and Ashley discuss martial law vs marital law, South Korean flash coups, when fiat replaces Bitcoin, inflation proof nerd stuff, Ashley’s Wicked review, green face warnings in the UK, and how not to fry a turkey. Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/12/04/2...
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2024.12.04: Deep Fried Disaster
Burnie and Ashley discuss martial law vs marital law, South Korean flash coups, when fiat replaces Bitcoin, inflation proof nerd stuff, Ashley’s Wicked review, green face warnings in the UK, …
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
2024.12.03: Ask Your Doctor About Morning Somewhere Burnie and Ashley discuss absurdist humor, the Story of the Year plan, AI developments, possible SOTY nominees, knowing your death date, Amazon under attack, and their choices for Word of the Year. Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/12/03/2...
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
2024.12.02: Year Of The Word Burnie and Ashley discuss Oxford’s Word of the Year, Moana 2, Dawyne Johnson’s sudden hate, Red One, is Sonic 3 a 2024 movie, Texas vs A&M, Michigan vs Ohio State, where fines go, and ghosts of Christmases Past. Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/12/02/2...
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
2024.11.29: Name A Woman Burnie and Ashley discuss grumpy mornings, finishing books, Game of Thrones, Hallmark Plus vs Hallmark Minus, Russia’s economy, naming a woman, Tesla headlines, VPN’s decline, and Texas A&M’s student military organization. Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/11/29/2...
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
NO ONE MENTIONED SPIDERS
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
2024.11.28: Thanksgriefing Ashley discusses traditional American Thanksgiving traditions while Burnie threatens to report everyone to the authorities for doing it wrong. AND NO ONE TALKS ABOUT SPIDERS IN FOOD. Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/11/28/2... Drop your weirdest Thanksgiving dishes ⬇️.
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
2024.11.27: Bog Spiders Burnie and Ashley discuss social media bans, the Bluesky move, Parler, cat speak, threatening allies for fun and profit, modern discourse, crypto draining mods, stupid ad placements, and Thanksgiving spiders. Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/11/27/2...
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
2024.11.26: Making Glicked Happen Burnie and Ashley discuss inorganic memes, Wicked’s box office hopes, Gladiator II, giant comets, manufacturing apocalypses, Macy’s accounting woes, and the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade. Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/11/26/2...
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
2024.11.25: Intermittency Burnie and Ashley discuss annoying intermittent tech issues, quirks in cars, problems lost to time, drooping headliners, reboot voodoo, Balatro’s milestone, preferred Minecraft platforms, Double Jeopardy, and Discord subpoenas. Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/11/25/2...
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
2024.11.22: Donkey Envy Burnie and Ashley discuss tap-to-pay regulations, Bitcoin’s march to 100k, facial recognition, expensive bananas, AI Jesus, Ten Commandments, K-pop’s evil ways, Wicked singing rules, Year Of The Sequel, and how much to tip Jesus. Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/11/22/2...
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
2024.11.21: Wicked Ways Burnie and Ashley discuss 100k Bitcoin, FTC rules for influencers, prank interviews, the power of the double down, Wicked’s drama, removing Part One from movie titles, Travolta’s big flub, earned humility, FOMO, and fixing bad boys. Episode: open.spotify.com/episode/6sdN...
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
2024.11.20: Podcast McPodcastFace Burnie and Ashley discuss snow days, Burnie’s simmer pot recipe, salting ice, gritter trucks, Balatro, Minecraft Theme Parks, Super Mario Land, park disasters, Immersion stunts, and Ashley’s worst Amazing Race injury. Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/11/20/2...
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Burnie and Ashley discuss body horror’s rich history, 80’s horror film ethics, not-Josh Gad, our professional audience, The Substance, Daisy the Grandma AI, scamming old people, Game Of The Year nominees, GOTY snubs, and publishers releasing GOTY editions. Listen: open.spotify.com/episode/09VQ...
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Ramón “Ray” Rodriguez @misterray807.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
If you don’t start your day with the @morningsomewhere.bsky.social podcast, did you really start the day?
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
2024.11.18: Don’t Beat Yourself Up Burnie and Ashley discuss Paul/Tyson, fighting a younger version of yourself, big paydays, early UFC, Paul vs Princess Kate, Red One, Gladiator 2, smooching Denzel, The Substance, body horror, and Macaques on the loose. morningsomewhere.com/2024/11/18/2...
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VunDane @vundane.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Greatest podcast of all time. Yall make every morning brighter
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Oh. And, uh, we’re here now I guess
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Morning Somewhere @morningsomewhere.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
[BONUS] 2024.11.17: Q&A 008 Peep the new Patreon Q&A and join us on a journey of the mind… and an extra slow lightning round. Kachow. www.patreon.com/posts/116198...
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