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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My tub of granola has big text on the lid saying "FIND THE SPOON. SHAKE THE POT." I think there are sleeper agents out there with granola activation phrases

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Thank you for killing the planet with your AI-generated flyer for a company bake sale. There's a fully operational miniature train on top of the cake. It's spewing diesel fumes. I'm hungry already.

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Watched the sunset today and thought "oh NICE, I can test my new sunglasses out!" I then proceeded to stand on my balcony staring directly at the sun. I live in fear that one day I will acquire a bulletproof vest

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The copyright on Remy from Ratatouille will expire on January 1st, 2103. By 2105, there will be a movie about a little chef rat serial killer roaming the streets of Paris. I was born into this universe too early

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I really didn't give Borderlands 3 a fair review when it first released. I enjoyed it, but always felt it was an odd departure from the first two. Now that I'm older and wiser, it seems much more cohesive and I'm having a blast. The performance is great too! Lilith still annoys me though

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The increase in vibe coded websites is one thing, but it's concerning to see people claim them as their own work. Give me a silly, clunky, "my first project" website any day. Your creation will ooze personality, even if you see the flaws in it. You're utterly unique. Show it off!

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My boss once asked for well-done bacon on his breakfast order and I replied "is that a request or are you just congratulating the pig" and it's been nothing but downhill since then

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Just tested the footrest on my new PC chair and instantly heard a loud crack. My feet will never truly rest.

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I just took one of my headphones off so I could hear the video better Adding that to the list next to blowing on ice cream

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It's taken 31 years but I'm proud to say I'm nearly at 10 followers. That might not seem like a lot, but imagine 10 people randomly dotted around the same football stadium as you! Now it feels even worse!

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Guys, I messed up. In a previous post I said something that, in hindsight, was COMPLETELY wrong. I'm sorry. I don't expect forgiveness, I just need to set the record straight. It was a chicken and ham pie

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Hello, social media. Hello social media hello. I bet you'd like to hear about my lunch, wouldn't you? Yeah, that's what I thought. I'm making chicken pie. I'm having chicken pie for lunch. Now you know. Chicken pie.

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Me earlier this week: Okay Mike, we are to stick to a STRICT budget on the run up to your holiday! Me the moment I got paid this morning: McDonalds chicken nugget :)

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

- Open FL Studio - Click play and listen to what I made so far - Think "yeah, not bad!" - Alright that's enough work for today

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

It's that wonderful, magical time of night where I'm hearing my phone buzz every few minutes and I know I'll have a bunch of weird TikToks waiting in my inbox when I go to bed

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Did you know: In many UK train stations, the PA calls for "Inspector Sands" when a fire is detected as it avoids spreading panic! Personally I think hearing the fire alarm would be far less panic-inducing than "inspector come QUICK there's been a MURDER"

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Why did we stop at love triangles? Where is the affection square? Why can I not be involved in an adoration pentagon? Is the lust hexagon nothing but fantasy???

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Pixar Writer: So I've got this great idea for the Up dog Animator: Haha nope not falling for that one

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Spitballing ideas for a stand-up set where I don't have to tell any actual jokes: Me: Anyone here from England? (Audience cheers) Me: Cool (Industrial-grade air conditioner switches on and drowns me out for the rest of the show)

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

(Pretending I understand the fancy terms on a pretentious menu) uh yes I'll have the Find Us on Facebook

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I just woke up from a horrific dream where I went back in time and accidentally added a chemical to Hubba Bubba that caused it to cure cancer Came back to the present and Hubba Bubba ran the world and they captured me and dressed me up as a bubblegum and forced me to read the news

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Spotify DJ: "Alright, I'm gonna play some songs with positive energy. Real good vibes only" I then watch in horror as my queue is instantly filled with the most depressing, soul-devouring things ever detected by human ears

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

After a long and tiring day, full of football and gaming, I just saw a weather app notification that says "rain will stop soon". That got me thinking: I never clear my notifications

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

During an incredibly challenging day at work, with my stress levels reaching a new high, I just got a weather app notification that says "rain will stop soon". That got me thinking: no matter how tough things might seem, at the end of the day we're going to enter another fucking drought aren't we

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I just don't think I can bring children into this world knowing that, given enough time, they're going to evolve into crabs

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Facing a brutal defeat at DDR, I take one last look around the arcade and stomp in the 500kg bomb stratagem

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

As a kid I once brought a tupperware box of pond water to show and tell and walked around the classroom showing everyone the insects in it while desperately trying not to spill pond water on them

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Today's procrastination: creating fake romance novel covers in the style of Chuck Tingle

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

8-year-old Mike, this one's for you.

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Oh my god they weren't lying

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I shared my sandwich with this squirrel and I feel like he swore an oath to protect me

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Ah, the heron. The noodle. Nature's question mark. Prehistoric tent peg.

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I forgot to mention I take photos. Here's a robin!

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The main reason most of my projects go unfinished is

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I've started learning Sonic the Hedgehog speedruns. Fear me.

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ly @moth.dog · 12/08/2026

hi! i'm opening commissions for custom plushie models, if you're interested please send me a DM!

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Idea for a new product: Breakfast cereal, but it comes with those popping boba balls. We fill the balls with milk. They pop in your mouth and voila! The entire cereal-and-milk experience in a single spoonful! Please trust me this is the iPhone of breakfast

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I can't believe I'm living a normal boring life when there's a fish out there that once committed credit card fraud

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Do NOT eat the Wetherspoon brisket Do NOT eat the Wetherspoon brisket

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I think clothes are the reason we reached the top of the food chain. Suddenly we had bright stripy skin and all the animals were like "I don't know what kind of poisonous they are but I am NOT eating that"

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

This image is genuinely so fucking funny to me it's making me cry

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

It's always there. Every time I create anything, it just shows up. I don't put it there. It happens outside of my sphere of influence. I need it to STOP

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

"That's an interesting theory" I say to my friend, quietly swearing vengeance because they just predicted the entire plot

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

The real reason they can't make a Back to the Future 4 is that Doc and Marty would come visit us in 2026, take one look around, go home in silence and just start smashing the time machine with sledgehammers

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Sonic 3 & Knuckles: My Final Weapon will obliterate you with its massive firepower! Sonic the Hedgehog 2: You are defenceless against the might of the Death Egg Robot! Sonic the Hedgehog: Heehee I'm gonna crush you

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Guy who REALLY likes national anthems: "yeah I'm into country music"

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I ate too much dairy-free trifle and I think I'm going to be dairy-free sick

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

"There's just one last card I can play..." says Yugi, slamming this bad boy onto the duel disk

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Mike @morningmike.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, I dye it

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