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@moribundmagpie.bsky.social
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Agent of chaos (OC)

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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
What’s up hoes
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I think some people are just gay recreationally. Why else do it except for the lols
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Lalalala. Got Lottie. She went without a fuss. I love it when my targets are stupid ⭐️ it’s almost like she was trying to get kidnapped
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Hey look what I can do. 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 And now you’re thinking about 🚬s.
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I feel like a process has occurred.
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Where’s Cal I need to bother someone. Too bored.
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Happy Father’s Day fuckers
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Bored bored bored. Forgot how much I like drinking but the other day reminded me. I should skip work to party more often.
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Ohhh my god. I hate hangovers. Ughhhg fuck
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I miss my old mission schedule a bit. If I’m honest. It was much more fun.
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I’ve got to 🚬 it up.
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I need to sleep for like a million years I think.
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I don’t know where I stand with the other agents. Ha, I don’t even know if they like me. They shouldn’t. I’ll be leaving eventually. Best to not get attached.
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I guess we’re playing fucking hot potato with the Targent leadership. Wonder if it’ll get shoved into my lap.
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Sometimes I wonder what my parents would think if they could see me now. And then I remember that I don’t care and they can eat shit and go to hell. So
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Trying to schedule a date with Lottie in a bit. Can I trust that none of you will kick it in my absence?
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
And why shouldn’t I just leave? What do I have to lose by leaving Bran’s dumbass to get killed in here? It’s not like I care. It’s clearly what he wants anyway.
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Why the fuck do I care about other people. They just piss me off.
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I don’t think they’ll let me slack off on my mission forever. They’ll probably keep me here with Swan until we’ve figured out what’s going on with Triton.
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I need more girls to kiss. For science.
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Happy pride ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ shoutout to the gays
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Boredddddddd. Ugh why am I so bored all the time.
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I should follow Triton. He’s on the move.
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Why does everyone think I’m queer?
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Where is that idiot. I’m going to kill him i swear. How did he end up BACK in the hospital already?
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I don’t even know what’s happening anymore and frankly I couldn’t give less of a shit. I’ve got practically zero information on my station and relevant details, and quite a few comms are down. I don’t even know if this damn thing is working… Am I getting any signal? Hello?
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I’ve got Burns on the hook. Might start brainstorming a name for her so she doesn’t have to decide. Hmmm..
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Thought I’d just be shooting a bitch and going home.
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Ughhhhhh why did we have to get assigned for a long mission? This is such a bummer.
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Boreddddddddd. Bored bored bored.
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I’m getting kinda boredddd. When’re assignments coming out again?
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I think someone ought to take care of the Boss. Put him in a home or something- but he’s clearly unfit to lead an organization.
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
What’s taking Sparrow so long?? It’s not that hard to ask a kid to talk to someone.
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
So glad Bran is out. His voice pisses me off.
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Do I reallyyyyy want to find them? They’re looking for the other guys. It would be a pain to get tangled up in that. On the other hand.. I could inform them personally. On the other hand. I can’t leave Cal alone.
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
They can’t have gone farrrr.
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Where’s the kid that was with the other guy. I get commissions for this shit
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Trying to get a hold of Bronev and it’s not working 🎶 fuck my whole life
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Why are they here too. Is there only one hospital in this whole fucking city?? I’m trying to help them!
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
They should have made me the team lead for the mission. I could have done this with much less hassle. Now Bran is getting treated and I have pages of paperwork to fill out for his dumbass.
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Man- I’ve gotta cancel my date with that girl now. Come onnnnn
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Stupid piece of shit team lead. Is he dumb? Does he think before running his mouth??
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I love the thrill of a good chase. I almost forgot!
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I get that they’re rich, but the Ledores shouldn’t leave their doors unlocked. Are they stupid? Or maybe no one’s home.
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
If anyone rats me out I can just kill them ⭐️⭐️
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
This is sooooo boring. I might dip. We’re getting nowhere.
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I’ve got a date tonight ❤️ I do prefer honeypot missions, actually. And she seems nice enough.
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I think I’ve got a potential new recruit.
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Magpie @moribundmagpie.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Ledore 🎶 I’ve heard it around the city, as one must. Supposedly one of them practically runs this city in addition to being its founder. Children of affluent families are difficult. Why do we want her?
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