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Pete Mortensen

@morepete.bsky.social
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Pete. But more. Co-Creator of the DETMER QB Metric. sickoscommittee.substack.com/p/the-…

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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 50m
Gabby Williams on Ballhalla: "I feel like I got superpowers when I'm in here"
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 39m
Just high fived Stephen Jackson
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 45m
You’re in Valkatraz, baby. #ballhalla
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 4h
If he had only ever done his work on SNL, he would be a legend. But he had Pee-Wee, Newsradio, the Simpsons, House Guest, and so many others. Greatest of all time.
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 7h
Only thing worse to an an owner who’s a billionaire is an owner who’s the child of a billionaire.
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 8h
Social frat philanthropy exists solely to make t-shirts about it.
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 13h
Stabbing Jaws with the boat prow and missing over and over.
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 13h
Let Down by Radiohead has a case
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As she responds with the Gross Gas face.
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m willing to believe that if Wink Martindale shaved he would look like this.
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I remain impressed at what a worse name than Soup’r Crackers Souplantation.
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now, Andor, did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you locked in the force? Hey Andor, are you goofin’ Mon Mothma Hey, Bothans! Are you having fun?
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Very common for all this to leak when the winning stops. See also: Northwestern under Pat Fitzgerald.
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I might get back into Star Wars if the Stormtroopers start wearing this mask.
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have a feeling that a fair amount of what is alleged here was common under Tara, too. I’m interested and concerned to see where this leads.
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
All true, but Carrot Top has to be top of the list for worst-suited to audio-only. Gallagher. Gallagher 2…
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Most NIN-ish song starts at 5:32, most QOTSA is 9:22. Very distinctly its own stuff, but those are the tracks I think you’re most likely to dig.
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Has anyone introduced you to the Armed yet? Their frontman has now directed a bunch of QOTSA music videos, and Troy Van Leeuwen plays guitar with them some. This is probably the best place to start if you don’t know them (Troy’s on guitar here. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WI3iu…
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The Armed - Live at Adult Swim Festival 2021
The Armed perform live for the 2021 Adult Swim Music Festival. Audio is now available for download only at: http://thearmed.bandcamp.com Tracklisting:ALL FUT...
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The big test will be when the R3 hits. I know a lot of people who say they want one.
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh god, is it Michigan?
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“SINESTRO PICKED ME OFF?!”
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Thank you, we all do what Gore tells us. Some of those who fund campaigns, are the same friendships we sustain.”
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“So you meant for it to have the consistency of mashed potatoes?”
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The funniest version of the risotto fools on Top Chef is them making risotto, saying they understand the risks, and then going into how they make “really non-traditional risotto” guaranteed to infuriate the judges.
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Truly hilarious to blame them for 2000, as opposed to nominating anti-everything fun senator Joe Lieberman.
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bryce wouldn’t have a worse completion rate if I were back there
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It was 11, coach
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I continue to be really annoyed that they don’t run outside zone or duo very often, as those were the basis of the run game last year. Seems like the transition in identity could have been focused on just adding qb run and the pass game instead of changing blocking schemes totally.
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
VALKYRIES! I’ll see you in Ballhalla Sunday!
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That said, his foot was out of bounds when he was touching the ball, so it should have been overturned.
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Felder says if you’re not first to touch you don’t need to establish, which passes the smell test for me. Same way an OL can catch a ricochet.
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There are so many awful things about the conflation of anti-Zionism and antisemitism (not to mention the conflation of criticism of the Israeli government with antisemitism), but giving antisemites cover to pretend they’re just opposing Israel while expressing hatred makes the list for sure .
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@hockeybear.space In case Northwestern gets Pitt in a bowl game
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He’s wearing his completion percentage
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I always love when a QB is so good that even without throwing picks they make the list because they’re so good otherwise — Kamario most notably here.
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I appreciate that I’m part of the audience of about 40 who really enjoys this joke.
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When the best pitch is “It has a candid conversation with the owner of the company!” you’ve got a doggggg of a picture
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My hopes are so high for the revival. Hoping it delivers.
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This man cave is more of a man’s grave
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Usually at this point of the season it’s a reduction in preseason projections in the ratings. And week 1 and 2 were so grim that even week 3 and 4 isn’t going to salvage that. Run game also remains pretty bad.
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Next they will claim not to regularly listen to the pinnacle of rock and roll, Mick Jagger’s solo album Goddess in the Doorway
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh, and they didn’t allow clipping to share to social media other than that, nailed it.
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They were also wrong about the length of short-form, the target audience, the creators, how much to spend to build a video playing app, who should be in charge of the company…
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Maryland’s players are probably overrated by the recruiting services (and UCLA underrated), but man Locks is getting the least out of them.
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I didn’t hear anything. Than the other TE put up huge numbers in his absence. He is from Germany and his name is Alex Honig. He used to play for “Schwäbisch Hall Unicorns, one of the top American football youth teams in Germany.”
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Derry Girls specifically
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Absolutely fantastic stuff, Tommy. Well done.
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
HOLY CRAP VALKS LET’S GO
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Damn, how did they score the visionary behind Quibi?
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Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“The big guy can now, we can confirm, both pop and lock”
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