Reposted by Pete MortensenOh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 50mGabby Williams on Ballhalla: "I feel like I got superpowers when I'm in here" 213737
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 4hIf he had only ever done his work on SNL, he would be a legend. But he had Pee-Wee, Newsradio, the Simpsons, House Guest, and so many others. Greatest of all time. 081
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 7hOnly thing worse to an an owner who’s a billionaire is an owner who’s the child of a billionaire. 010
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 8hSocial frat philanthropy exists solely to make t-shirts about it. 000
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 13hStabbing Jaws with the boat prow and missing over and over. 000
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’m willing to believe that if Wink Martindale shaved he would look like this. 000
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I remain impressed at what a worse name than Soup’r Crackers Souplantation. 000
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Now, Andor, did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you locked in the force? Hey Andor, are you goofin’ Mon Mothma Hey, Bothans! Are you having fun? 000
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Very common for all this to leak when the winning stops. See also: Northwestern under Pat Fitzgerald. 020
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I might get back into Star Wars if the Stormtroopers start wearing this mask. 000
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I have a feeling that a fair amount of what is alleged here was common under Tara, too. I’m interested and concerned to see where this leads. 100
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 06/10/2026All true, but Carrot Top has to be top of the list for worst-suited to audio-only. Gallagher. Gallagher 2… 000
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Most NIN-ish song starts at 5:32, most QOTSA is 9:22. Very distinctly its own stuff, but those are the tracks I think you’re most likely to dig. 010
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Has anyone introduced you to the Armed yet? Their frontman has now directed a bunch of QOTSA music videos, and Troy Van Leeuwen plays guitar with them some. This is probably the best place to start if you don’t know them (Troy’s on guitar here. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WI3iu…youtube.comThe Armed - Live at Adult Swim Festival 2021The Armed perform live for the 2021 Adult Swim Music Festival. Audio is now available for download only at: http://thearmed.bandcamp.com Tracklisting:ALL FUT... 110
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The big test will be when the R3 hits. I know a lot of people who say they want one. 030
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“Thank you, we all do what Gore tells us. Some of those who fund campaigns, are the same friendships we sustain.” 050
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“So you meant for it to have the consistency of mashed potatoes?” 000
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The funniest version of the risotto fools on Top Chef is them making risotto, saying they understand the risks, and then going into how they make “really non-traditional risotto” guaranteed to infuriate the judges. 110
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Truly hilarious to blame them for 2000, as opposed to nominating anti-everything fun senator Joe Lieberman. 1110
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Bryce wouldn’t have a worse completion rate if I were back there 010
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I continue to be really annoyed that they don’t run outside zone or duo very often, as those were the basis of the run game last year. Seems like the transition in identity could have been focused on just adding qb run and the pass game instead of changing blocking schemes totally. 000
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That said, his foot was out of bounds when he was touching the ball, so it should have been overturned. 070
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Felder says if you’re not first to touch you don’t need to establish, which passes the smell test for me. Same way an OL can catch a ricochet. 1192
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There are so many awful things about the conflation of anti-Zionism and antisemitism (not to mention the conflation of criticism of the Israeli government with antisemitism), but giving antisemites cover to pretend they’re just opposing Israel while expressing hatred makes the list for sure . 010
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 30/09/2026@hockeybear.space In case Northwestern gets Pitt in a bowl game 100
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I always love when a QB is so good that even without throwing picks they make the list because they’re so good otherwise — Kamario most notably here. 010
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I appreciate that I’m part of the audience of about 40 who really enjoys this joke. 010
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When the best pitch is “It has a candid conversation with the owner of the company!” you’ve got a doggggg of a picture 000
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My hopes are so high for the revival. Hoping it delivers. 010
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Usually at this point of the season it’s a reduction in preseason projections in the ratings. And week 1 and 2 were so grim that even week 3 and 4 isn’t going to salvage that. Run game also remains pretty bad. 010
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Next they will claim not to regularly listen to the pinnacle of rock and roll, Mick Jagger’s solo album Goddess in the Doorway 010
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oh, and they didn’t allow clipping to share to social media other than that, nailed it. 000
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 26/09/2026They were also wrong about the length of short-form, the target audience, the creators, how much to spend to build a video playing app, who should be in charge of the company… 100
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Maryland’s players are probably overrated by the recruiting services (and UCLA underrated), but man Locks is getting the least out of them. 000
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I didn’t hear anything. Than the other TE put up huge numbers in his absence. He is from Germany and his name is Alex Honig. He used to play for “Schwäbisch Hall Unicorns, one of the top American football youth teams in Germany.” 010
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Damn, how did they score the visionary behind Quibi? 001
Pete Mortensen @morepete.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“The big guy can now, we can confirm, both pop and lock” 010