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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️

@morchellandmath.bsky.social
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Readin' books and just RIPPING math equations. Cookin. Differentiation, dad jokes, & expletives. Rock on man.

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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 1h
So many rotations.
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 1h
Bean juice horizons but, given event confliencing and the less than desirable stress activating nature of the day prior, and the kerfuff that was was not I must also report another rookie move violation as My book is apparently living at the *other* bedside table. Boo may bring it up however.
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 10h
🏴‍☠️
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 10h
Enchantée
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 10h
Road story’s complexified: It was on that same voyage down to Colorado where I was also first acquainted with the song. It was an unexpectedly excruciating time, met as they go, with rather spectacular suites of coincidences.
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 10h
What does my divorce feline child have to say about the strength of the quadrant two loopaje? In her words: prrt meow meow prrt meow meow prrt, and this her way of saying
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 10h
Loop Factor Excellenete -meets- So much aderondac.
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 16h
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 16h
Alas! I am free to roam again.
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 16h
Chicks are cool.
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 16h
And if you liked Jews on the Oldies you’re going to LOVE hybrid Dutch Scottish with Lithuanian quads trying Italian on for size.
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 16h
But for endogenous breast milk.
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 16h
How most of earth sounds to me a lot. 🫡
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 17h
This just popped onto my feed for completely different reasons but I’m gonna roll with it - “And if you dare spike my canolli” “You will not be the first to meet an untimely demise.”
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 17h
I also like to garden!
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 18h
🎅🏿 for this:
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 18h
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 18h
Morcheté: HOMEOSTABILIZED. (And made the bus on time to go and see the fam)
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 18h
So you decided that bullying was hilarious to pound your non binary cocks off.
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 18h
Use literal feedback loops in peer support with the implicit hint that this actually has pragmatic applications for both the modulation of metabolism And for aids. Find ways to feed yourself (And this for some may include medical marijuana, but not me)
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 18h
As for those lovable squirrely whirrley chapters, most of which are unavoidable, when I mentioned the roles of working alongside memory in say this because it’s actually mission critical. So: 1) don’t be like the collosal dong gobblers who equate being a c word to getting ahead and 2) instead just
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 19h
🥰
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 20h
In my culture the term for this would then just become EPIC PROPORTIONS.
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 20h
*so much yelling* AHHHHHHH
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 22h
🤘🏻
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 22h
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 23h
Bro you are getting the chapter and section header naming convention gold medal of the century for this masterpiece.
Venus's Revenge
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 23h
😮 (Not Sun people)
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 23h
😮
Other skies. After two days of uninterrupted rain, at nine in the morning on November 8, 1631, the sun pierced the clouds of Paris. A ray of sunlight filtered into a dark room and passed through a telescope that projected it onto a page. The image of the sun was about 8 inches in diameter. Pierre Gassendi (1592-1655), an atypical philosopher and priest-for one thing, he didn't much like Aristotle-observed a dark dot on the surface of the sun. Could it be a sunspot? Unsure, he noted
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 23h
Jaded idiots of the hour caught with their hands in their pants of the hour cliodynamically busted doing the exact same thing that got this gentlemen into hot water: 🙄 WeLL GaLiLeO SaYs A LoT Of THings
Galileo says that science is written in the book of the universe, which lies open before our eyes. You must only learn to read it; you must learn the language of the universe, mathematics: "The characters are tri-
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 23h
CHAPTER NINETEEN - Nobody gave me instructions for how to properly light and photograph my bratwurst on the Internet, and this complicated my pursuit of astronomical fortune.
Morgan Freeman is reading you a book
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 23h
📚READING📚 the bedsheets are also laden with a myriad of optical contours but you, too, will be subject to hades for the appreciation of such nuance.
Me holding the shadow club
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Honk a doodle doo.
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
For once can we do this right and be giving off Dustin Henderson’s commencement speech.
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Rock on man.
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And then I saw El-P make a comment about World Mental Health Day that was funny, so I will be too - See how I'm in the bathroom again with my shirt off wearing drugs? That's because the work for me in this context, but the only difference between wearing them and lighting them on fire is cancer.
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Meanwhile I'm out here getting the bejesus vibed out of me, but what's new?
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Incorrect.
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I know what you’re thinking: Wouldn’t this be the more appropriate demarcation of radians on the unit circle?
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The appropriate sweater for both the dawn patrol and the arrival of New England storm watch as a follower? You’re god damn right I do.
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You see that’s what I’m talking about
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What it looks to sit here and smile while the results distill but until then, of course, we’re at the grace of superior expertise who clearly knows what they’re doing And are better than everyone.
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Don’t care not interested. Still paying attention because of the woof factor tho
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not sure what all the over reacting was about but sure
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nights just starting too which is the best part
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
All the while and in plain sight: Mannequins, alive, and living their secret little lives.
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We are here to help “wrestle” against, and more presciently, learn from🪄 A thermodynamic hadouken.
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
*places a laundry clip onto nose*
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🥸
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Le Colonel Trigonomotron MEAN ANOMALY🏴‍☠️🐢⚔️ @morchellandmath.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*the driest and most boring math tone on the entire plane* 🥸while for me today, upon switching up the nutrient algebra between 🥸 a high octane creatine enhanced fast breaking smoothie 🥸 and a standard issue sandwich 🥸noting that breads may implicate the microbiomal dynamics of serotonin
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