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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The character Greg (an excitable round young boy wearing a tin kettle on his head like a helmet) from the series Over the Garden Wall holds up the Rock, a stone with a crude painted face, to deliver a "rock fact"
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Her Garibaldian rhythm...
Garibaldi, a chow chow dog from Hololive streamers Fuwamoco's Grand Theft Auto roleplay stream, lies motionless on the pavement. He's okay, but for the moment the girls are absolutely losing their shit panicking that they hit him with the ambulance
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The Annie's Pasta "Bunny of Approval" logo: a cartoonish rabbit drawn in a soft, pleasing pseudo-engraved way, with hatchmarks and flowing lines, hangs out of a seal reading BUNNY OF APPROVAL, a curious and pleased expression on its little face.
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Then you're going to like the new Project: Monster, I think
A teaser image from the Lost Utopia Films Patreon. From a worm's-eye perspective, we see mock VHS camcorder footage of a giant rampaging Hedorah, previously alluded to in the web series as having almost been a global extinction event.
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A red-and-white graphic reading "I'D HIT IT", from the McDonald's "I'm a Dollar Menu Guy" campaign where ad execs displayed a tragic misunderstanding of AAVE
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
MONSTER ISLAND?! OOOOOOOH I'M DYYYYYIN' AGAIN
Big-eyed, plaintive Minilla, crudely edited into that Merrie Melodies short where the little penguin cries ice cubes
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
They rub it in, don't they
Test results reading as follows:
"Mental Age: 43
'Back in my day...'"
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
"Is there any theme to your friends' OCs?" "Oh, well, you know --"
A close-up on a "Fruity Mad Science" candy-chew display. A smiling, speckled cartoon octopus, wearing a white lab coat and a black domino bandana-mask more stereotypical of a burglar than a mad scientist, holds multiple test tubes and beakers in its hands and tentacles.
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
A zoomed-in shot of the book's table of contents, showing the hauntingly evocative story title "Gayneck".
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
And there's still time...
The "Summerween Superstore" from Gravity Falls, selling decorations and candy for a holiday wholly invented so the writers could do a Halloween episode during summer vacation.
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Starting to think these might be fake
The format yet again, except it's Freddie Mercury, by which I mean 'Rami Malek from the biopic Bohemian Rhapsody playing Freddie'. I'm guessing in this case that he is having a man-bedding competition with the bastard and getting annoyed that he's losing
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Does teasing the existence of dead bastards count as queerbaiting
A sparse YouTube thumbnail featuring a photo of present-day Billy Corgin looking irate in front of a studio microphone, probably taken from a podcast appearance. Text to the right of him reads "GAY BASTARD SLEPT WITH 100 MEN", the 'GAY BASTARD' part in gold letters and the body count underneath in blood-red to emphasize its enormity.The same format, except now it's present-day Mick Jagger, and he's holding a microphone because it's a photo of him in concert.Once again, the same format, only with a picture of celebrated all-time horse jockey Bill "The Shoe" Shoemaker. This one is definitely fake, since Bill is making a sour face and giving a podcast interview in racing togs and helmet.Ditto, with a very fake-looking picture of Formula 1 legend Alain "Le Professeur" Prost with a glum expression, also wearing his racing gear (but with no microphone).
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
You could cherry-pick anything Frye has said about food ever
A screenshot of Frye from Splatoon 3 looking up playfully into the camera.

"Plus, eating is fun! I'll see how much pizza I can eat, then try to break my own record."
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
She's got some growing to do
Screengrab from the Simpsons episode "Summer of 4 Foot 2". Lisa grimaces bitterly while looking at the cover of a fake Gore Vidal novel; Marge looks on.

Lisa: [These are my friends!] Grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal, and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will.Screengrab from the Simpsons episode "Summer of 4 Foot 2". Marge interjects; Lisa glances at her.

Marge: GIRLS, Lisa; boys kiss girls.
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Would you believe it's not even the first time they've done the idea "what if a Hutt was really jacked"
A panel from Marvel's Star Wars comics, of Grakkus, a roid-bodied pit-fighting Hutt with a necklace of dead Jedis' lightsabers, towering over Luke Skywaker.
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
"The #1 movie when you were 10 is how your 2026 is going to go" Well, son of a bitch
The film poster for the pungent-fart-in-a-crowded-elevator that was Austin Powers: Goldmember
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I just don't think enough people understand this line as Byrne directly homaging the 60's series
Screenshot of Maurice Evans as the Puzzler from the Batman episode "The Duo is Slumming". He loftily announces, "I may be an archvillain..."He puts his hand on his heart. "...But I'm a 100% naturalized American archvillain!"
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
A screenshot of Lionel Hutz holding out his "corrected" newspaper ad, with the Girlypop logo edited to read 'Don't Stop, Girly! Pop!'
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
They put all their money into an all-star cast and they only had a Legends of Evergreen Hills budget
A promotional poster for Legends of Evergreen Hills, an app-exclusive Chik-Fil-A CGI animated series I swear I did not make up just now. A kickline of waxen uncanny children pose surrounded by sparkly Photoshop overlays, with a background that resembles a more sedate Thomas Kinkade painting. It all looks as Jesusy as it does exceedingly average.
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Panel from Detective Comics #95. The Flame, an obviously evil man with almost goblin-like facial features (bulging wild eyes, pointed ears, a huge rictus of a smile) and an extremely long, flame-like red mustache and beard, lights the candles on a birthday cake. Batman looks on, passive, not nearly as concerned as he should be.

"IT IS ONLY WHEN ONE'S BIRTHDAY COMES THAT ONE REALIZES HOW QUICKLY THE YEAR HAS PASSED BY...! WOULD YOU CARE FOR A SLICE OF MY CAKE?"
"I SURE WOULD!"
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
There are many bad Paul Brothers movies but almost none of them aren't fascinating to watch. Their wardrobe in Twin Sitters is a beautiful example of himbo-maximalism
Two identical large, muscular, long-haired men, dressed like Jojo's Bizarre Adventure side characters in a bizarre mishmash of oversized clothing and quirky accessories, are applying for a business loan in a bank office. Their pleasant smiles show a misplaced confidence that they will receive the money.
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Screenshot of the Simpsons episode "King-Sized Homer", where Homer dreams of a 'Road to Success' where he'll finally be fat enough to go on worker's comp. The pot of gold at the top of the hill has been crudely edited to read "50 Inches". A friendly man-pig stands at the side of the path with an encouraging smile.
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
No, that's a pretty common sentiment even within the industry itself. FIFTY FIFTY's producer admitted on record that image plays a bigger role in the genre than music
Quote from SIAHN in a 2023 interview for the Korea Times:
“In response, we focused on the most basic fundamentals of music so that listeners could appreciate the song for what it is,” he explained. “In today's K-pop scene, companies tend to focus more on aesthetics, performance and visuals than on the music itself. Music often takes a backseat to these other factors. But we made it a priority to create music that people could genuinely enjoy by focusing on the essential elements.”
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
It's concerning watching any fantasy movie with a Harryhausen stop-motion monster because, on the one hand, the animation will be superb, but on the other, there is an 85% chance it will slowly and painfully die on camera
Still image from The 7th Voyage of Sinbad (1957). One of the film's iconic cyclopes -- 20 feet tall, with a single horn sprouting from its head and a satyr-like lower half with digitigrade legs and hooves -- is being attacked in a rocky quarry by the villain's dragon during the climax. The cyclops desperately grapples with the dragon's muzzle and cries out while the beast rips at its throat.Another scene from the same film, minutes later. Speared through the chest with a bolt from a ballista, and having already toppled onto and crushed its villainous master, the dragon writhes in bloody death throes on the beach while Sinbad and his crew sail away.
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
He's not fit to kiss the Little Belairdirect Knight's boots
A 3D render of Canadian insurance provider Belairdirect's mascot, the "Little Knight". He's a cute little fellow with stubby proportions, red armor with a "b." crest on the chestplate, and an oversized chrome helmet with red feather plumes; two beady eyes peer through the darkness of his visor slat. He holds a mobile phone aloft in his hand, offering deals.
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Screenshot showing part of Morbiose's Discord message from last December before it cuts off: "Re: the shirts of childhood and their sluttiness, I think Big Johnson tees should make a comeback for tgirls doing ho shit. A transbian-coded..." It has been recently replied to by her with an image of John Turturro staring menacingly at Johnny Depp, from the memetic "you stole my story" scene of Secret Window.
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
When I see Ikki and Baloo on the feed again
A crop of one of the pictures, focusing on a jovial but slightly distorted smiley-face pillow with a delighted open mouth.
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Screenshot of the Donkey Kong Bananza Direct showing off DK's "Kong Bananza" super mode, revealing that he has an exposed, hairless and surprisingly plump yet toned posterior when in this form.A close-up of the Donkey-Kong-with-a-fat-ass "you may spank it... once" meme, cropped to highlight his raised finger. He is giving you the go-ahead. Feel lucky.
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Snippet of an infamous interview with Mads where he shows very little interest or enthusiasm in the music of Rihanna, saying a lot of non-committal and general stuff about her oeuvre, but adds that "I have a soft spot for [the music video for] 'Bitch Better Have My Money' because, after all, I am the bitch."
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
The logo for regional supermarket chain Big Y
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Without saying age, first animated crush, etc. Yeah, I started crushing very early. A good villain ensemble can save even the preachiest cartoon from boredom
A picture of Shreeky, tertiary antagonist of the Nelvana Care Bears cartoon. She's a cruel, bratty, sneering Caucasian girl with slight buck teeth, dark eyelids, hair done up in a ponytail with a stripe resembling a skunk, and her uncle No-Heart's huge, shaggy eyebrows. Also taking after her uncle, her palette is based entirely on crimson, dark purple, and teal.
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
"Just see to it that he don't get too big for his britch — wait, what did you say?" "He's brutal enough t —" "No, no: Hill, did you say his heart's made outta rat meat?" "Yeah." "...Why?" "He's real nasty." "Sure, but who says it like that?" "I do, I guess." "I ain't payin' you bums to idiomize!"
Panel from Crime Does Not Pay #24. Gangster Dutch Schultz -- fearful of his enforcer Vincent Coll's demands and possible treachery -- has convened two subordinates, Saunders and Hill, and gives them special orders to watch him to make sure he keeps earning.

SCHULTZ: Saunders, you and Hill keep an eye on Coll! If he doesn't make good fast, bounce him!
SAUNDERS: Right -- he's brutal enough to get by in any gang though!
HILL: Yeah, that guy's heart must be made of rat meat!
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Advertise your account with one Simpsons image
Screenshot from "King-Size Homer". Homer, aspiring to be a lardo on workman's comp, has an imagination sequence where the required jackpot of 300 lbs. is just on the horizon at the top of a hill, while a friendly genteel pig-man in a top hat, tuxedo and cane encourages him to keep up his efforts to gain weight. Homer pausing on the path to take a large, bloodless bite out of the pig-man's arm only delights him further, and he chuckles, "yes, yes, that's the spirit!"
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Shit, I finally fell victim to the Bsky GIF Curse. I didn't think it could ever happen to me...
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
It'll take a while to get there but I think you're really, really going to like Jungle Pocket
A Japanese-language poster for UMPD: Beginning of a New Era, showing a brown-haired horse girl with amber eyes, little fangs and a somewhat deranged expression of confidence, running full-tilt at the camera as if she's punching us.A prone Jungle Pocket, almost feral, wipes the dirt off her face and snarls as her hot breath clouds the air.Jungle Pocket in her frilly concert attire looks smugly over her shoulder. She's winking, grinning, pointing at herself with her thumb, and keeping her other hand on her hip while stretching her legs far apart. It's the epitome of a sassy "get a load of me!" pose.
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
If you were in an international theater where Runaway Brain was screened before the main feature, that meant you got to see two separate Disney cartoons with falling-apart corpses. The 90's were a time of experimentation
Screencap from "Runaway Brain" (1995). Mickey in Julius's body beseeches Dr. Frankenollie to switch his brain back, but the ape is extremely dead from the power surge and already crumbling to ash in his big meaty hands.Screencap from "A Goofy Movie" (1995). A cadaver climbs on top of the roof of a hearse and dances, such is the irresistible urge of the open road's charms.
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I don't know how to elegantly bring this up, but
Screenshot of the BehindTheVoiceActors page for River City Girls, showing the character of Demetri to be voiced by former streamer and mega-creep Cryaotic, who would, understandably, not return for the sequel
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
It'll be a darker tone going forward but there's still some moments of levity
A modified version of the Dark Souls III death text reading "AUTUMN GOT FAT LOL" over a blurred sketch of Archer's big, fat, sweaty ass. She seems exhausted, but at least Mage is appreciative!
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
"Ha, ha, THIS is where the RUBBER hits the ROGUE! I guess you stepped in where FOOLS fear to TREAD!" "I'M GONNA SHOOT DIS HEAH DAME WIT ME GUN" "What's the matter, boys, feeling TIRED? I... oh, shit, June, look out, these guys actually mean business."
An image of the cover of the pulp magazine 10-Story Detective, July 1942 issue. The hero is in the background of the painting, up on a catwalk and throwing contraband black-market tires at pistol-wielding goons, who are trying to advance up the stairs after him to no avail. Meanwhile, a heavy-set mobster with a single tire around him, still very much able to use his hands, brandishes his revolver at a frightened woman -- and quite honestly, it doesn't seem like the hero is paying this development the proper attention it deserves, so busy is he with his tire-slinging.
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
This is also why the balcony set for the climax against Serleena looks so hastily assembled
An archived 2001 news article which reads as follows:

Men In Black 2 Ending to be Refilmed After Disaster

(by digitalmediafx.com) The ending to Men In Black 2 will be refilmed according to the filmmakers after the terrorist attack Tuesday on the World Trade Center. The current ending of the movie takes place against the backdrop of the World Trade Center.

A Sony Pictures spokesperson was quoted by Daily Variety on Wednesday as saying, "There was a scene set against the background of the World Trade Center, and given yesterday's tragedy, we are now in the process of looking at alternatives."
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
The dere of dan is in demand uquiz.com/quiz/FqLa2x/
Personality quiz result ("dandere") featuring a picture of a bashful anime girl. The text reads:
"you are very shy, maybe even an introvert. you have a very adorable personality that could be called "moe" because your awkwardness makes you adorable. but when you get comfortable enough, you can be very affectionate and loving, and probably show the protagonist that they can also count on you."
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Children when they see someone with a disability at the grocery store
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
As Archie and Veronica cuddle on the sofa, the Frankenstein's Monster approaches them from behind and prepares to strangle him in a surprisingly dramatic panel.
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Principal Weatherbee angrily screams "BLACK!" at Ms. Beazley, a white lunchlady. You don't get context for this one.
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
An edited version of the panel where Biffo's head has been placed on an only slightly more gangly and humanoid body, that of the Professor's, and he now seems really excited about inspecting his tongue in the mirror. He shouldn't be.
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I'm taking this with the best-of-both-worlds perspective they intended, but I won't lie, I feel pretty grandma
The mental-age test gauge registering "60".

Site text: "Your responses indicate considerable maturity and wisdom, complemented by an engaging and lively approach. You reflect deep understanding while staying open to new experiences and perspectives."
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
FOOL
Bev is now a flustered supermassive black hole.
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Neutron Bev: A formerly massive Bev who became so thicc she collapsed in on herself during supernova and now approaches the T-O-V limit
A shy, plaintive face, with beady eyes and a large pointed nose, doodled onto a render of a neutron star core.
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I have great confidence that you can produce something as ridiculous as this if not more
SNP MP Joanna Cherry, attempting to stoke a moral panic, holds up a printed meme in Parliament that she claims is a real, dangerous death threat; on the paper is the trans character Lily Hoshikawa from Zombie Land Saga making a silly face and holding a gun at the viewer, with the text "SHUT THE FUCK UP TERF" superimposed across the image. The inattentive lady next to her looks like she is very tired of Joanne's shit and would rather be elsewhere.
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Injury-to-the-Thigh Motif @morbiomatic.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
"...'Monster'? That funny little bear... he looks like a 'monster' to you?"
Vincent from Silent Hill 3, casting doubt on Heather's preconceived reality and her actions up to this point.
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