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Morally Bankrupt Game Studios

@morallybankrupt.games
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Honest. Transparent. Driven by insatiable greed. morallybankrupt.games

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Morally Bankrupt Game Studios @morallybankrupt.games · 08/08/2026
Fans will be reassured to know that Morally Bankrupt Games have no plans to run a game streaming service. Us? Buying RAM and GPUs? In this economy?!? When customers willingly build PCs so we don't have to? Won't anyone think of our yacht fund? #GameDev
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Morally Bankrupt Game Studios @morallybankrupt.games · 06/08/2026
Not currently, but please do send us your resume and a brief explanation of why none of the preceding answers have disqualified us as an employer. Your remarkable tolerance for red flags is exactly what we'll be looking for, once our CEO budgets some money for anything other than the yacht fund.
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Morally Bankrupt Game Studios @morallybankrupt.games · 06/08/2026
In the event developers underperform, they are fed into an industrial person cruncher, yes. We can't afford to spend money on freeloaders when we could otherwise be saving up for a yacht. That's what you were asking, right?
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Morally Bankrupt Game Studios @morallybankrupt.games · 06/08/2026
But, uh, if any governments are reading, we definitely don't wish to target gambling addicts. Just players who enjoy surprise mechanics. It's a different thing. Totally different.
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Morally Bankrupt Game Studios @morallybankrupt.games · 06/08/2026
We enthusiastically support any such mechanics, due to their well established ability to give players a sense of pride and accomplishment.
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Morally Bankrupt Game Studios @morallybankrupt.games · 06/08/2026
With many disavowing EA after their buyout, we'd like to officially apply for the role of the #GameDev company you strongly disapprove of, but not enough that you stop giving them money. If elected, we promise to shut down no more than three multiplayer games while people are still playing them.
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Morally Bankrupt Game Studios @morallybankrupt.games · 05/08/2026
Wait. You're telling me that if our studio keeps a game in development indefinitely, we never have to lay everyone off after release? And if we keep selling increasingly expensive virtual spaceships, we may never have to finish it at all? Why do I feel like I've heard of this before...
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Morally Bankrupt Game Studios @morallybankrupt.games · 05/08/2026
Our CEO's out shopping for yachts right now. No one tell him we posted this, okay?
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Morally Bankrupt Game Studios @morallybankrupt.games · 05/08/2026
Hi. We're Morally Bankrupt Game Studios - the only game studio that won't try to pretend it's selling you things to give you a sense of pride and/or accomplishment. On the subject of money, please give us yours. We would like it. For yachts, and stuff. morallybankrupt.games
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Morally Bankrupt Game Studios
Honest. Transparent. Driven by insatiable greed.
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Morally Bankrupt Game Studios @morallybankrupt.games · 04/08/2026
I think you may be confused. *We* didn't buy EA, it was bought by a consortium including...uh... Oh, wow. Ok, we see your point.
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Morally Bankrupt Game Studios @morallybankrupt.games · 04/08/2026
So, EA got acquired, but still no offers for us? We're feeling a little left out. We're available for less than a tenth of the price, and we bring huge benefits - primarily that we don't own any EA games. morallybankrupt.games/news/morally...
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Morally Bankrupt Game Studios
Honest. Transparent. Driven by insatiable greed.
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Morally Bankrupt Game Studios @morallybankrupt.games · 04/08/2026
Hey, some of us weren't around to challenge back then. Admittedly we are not in America. And also, EA is pretty stiff opposition in this department, even for a company with "Morally Bankrupt" right there in the name. We'll work on it.
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Morally Bankrupt Game Studios @morallybankrupt.games · 04/08/2026
127 items for $10, with proceeds supporting laid-off developers? This is dangerously close to both value for money and ethical business practice. We’re concerned consumers may begin to expect this sort of thing.
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Morally Bankrupt Game Studios @morallybankrupt.games · 03/08/2026
Morally Bankrupt Game Studios launches; Immediately puts itself up for sale morallybankrupt.games/news/morally...
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Morally Bankrupt Game Studios launches; Immediately puts itself up for sale | Morally Bankrupt Game Studios
Honest. Transparent. Driven by insatiable greed.
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