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Moppie

@moppie.bsky.social
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32 year old. he/him. likes big and tiny stuff 🔞

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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
me on this vacation
stick figure drawing of two men in sunglasses and swim trunks lying on towels at a beach, with a cooler labelled "college drinks". the left man says "I miss video games"
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
image macro of xzibit, host of pimp my ride. it reads: WELL THEN, REACH HEAVEN THROUGH PENIS
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
apparently no one made this gif yet so i had to make it myself. enjoy
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
this is what I miss from moving out. easy access to chinese cuisine. there's some stuff near my new place but they're all kinda...well I don't wanna say inauthentic but the flavour isn't there. everything feels like it's seasoned only 70% of how it's supposed to
Chinese breakfast set: congee, fried dough sticks and lemon tea
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
birds hate it when you're on the phone
my right pointer finger with a beak bite mark on the middle segment
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
im in a public restroom when some guy comes in, just starts fucking screaming in bursts of 5-6 seconds that sound kind of like moaning at the end for about a minute. then they giggle to themselves and leave while humming "I just had sex" by The Lonely Island
YouTube thumbnail of Thanos looking at a pot from Avengers: Endgame. The thumbnail is captioned "WHAT WAS HE COOKING?"
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
me: I'm gonna use my commute to finally read me as soon as I get a seat
jammy from phineas and ferb asleep on the couch with his mouth open holding a chicken drumstick in his right hand and a gallon of milk in his left
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hey Pokemon TCGP what did you mean by this
An item exchange in Pokemon TCG Pocket. It is a pair of Team Rocket Grunt'e Socks. The item description reads "Team Rocket Grunt's socks that were worn for a long time. They're a little smelly..."
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Two sequential panels from Baki. Someone is threatening a person trapped in a pyramid shape by saying "Now that you've got no more urine left in you...How are you going to get out of this tetrahedron?"
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
the original brat was already in all lowercase though
Tumblr post that inspired the Charli XCX brat album cover:

Teenager Post # 12744
Perks of being a girlgjrl: I can shoot a cloud of ink fron my pussei and swim awau the boy blinded by ratchet mist
//teenagerposts.tumblr.com
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
honestly this would be pretty fun as a sticker/pin
the minimum status effect icon from final fantasy 14, but with 16 stacks
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
okay toby sure kick me in the goddamn stomach while I'm still waking up why don't you
Ralsei striking a cute pose in a pink and white dress, smiling and saying "I've been a prince for a while, but I haven't been a princess yet."Ralsei smiling in the same pink and white dress, saying "But, it's fun to try new things, isn't it...?"Ralsei in the same dress, blushing and saying "...as long as it's... what other people want, of course!"
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
two panels from powerup comics by shadow and chug (copyright 2007). a blond man in spiked hair and a black t-shirt is holding his stomach and lying on the couch, his default facial expression edited poorly with tears. he laments "oh god. oh, god" while turning.
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hey guess what
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Dialogue from Umamusume: Pretty Derby

El Condor Pasa: You fulfilled your duty honorably... Now, may you rest here in peace.
El Condor Pasa: ...There we go.
El Condor Pasa: Thank you very much. I will never forget the way you supported my feet.
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
man this was disappointing. i actually got mad enough i was going to fuck with this company a bit but as far as i can tell this business doesn't even exist? what are we doing here
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"i fuck with goth chicks" "i fuck with fat bitches" what if i just wanted people to be kind
a rotund fat cat lying against a pillow on a sofa. its face has been Photoshopped to look like it's crying
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
hundred dollaridoos for bubsy 2. whatever man.
A cartridge for Bubsy 2 on the Super Nintendo Entertainment System at a 2nd-hand shop. It is priced at $100.
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Screenshot from Deltarune. A speech bubble reads: "Heh, obviously you're not as precise or microscopic as a real human!"
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
they can't see without em!!!
Moppie has dropped his glasses but also he's like a mile tall and his glasses have cleaved a house and a street in twain. March and Sparky are worried about this predicament
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
losing my fucking mind over this
Left: footage of Andrew Tate being arrested in Miami. He is wearing a collared purple shirt with his chest exposed, tight black trousers and black flats with no-show socks.
Right: figurine of Agnes Tachyon from Umamusume in her casual outfit. She's wearing a purple sweater of the same hue as Andrew Tate, as well as tight black trousers and black flats with no-show socks.
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
happy non binary day to this legendary tweet
tweet by @ScaredAsian from 02/08/2022. "im probably non-binary but i have a job so idrc about that rn"
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
meeeee
mushroom cloud from an atomic bomb blast with a :3 face on it
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I just came from an anime con where there was a 8ft tall and wide Gengar taking photos with people
Someone in an enormous Gengar costume is losing with others at an anime convention.
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
this option should be available in every game for every npc tbh
Screenshot from Undertale. The dialogue option chosen is 'Call Her "Mom"'
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
i think my attention span is so completely shot these days i just do this at the computer and then time passes
cat with a deadpan expression with drool sliding out of its mouth
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
So even gods have phones these days, huh?
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
very glad daylio has an icon for jorkin it. i thought I'd have to substitute with an eggplant or something lame but they straight up just have one
screenshot from the daily diary app daylio. the icon is a diagonal fist with motion lines going back and forth
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
this is my take on LLMs
someone talking to a computer, asking it to "say 'you're gonna be okay". the computer replies "you're gonna be ok". the person, with tears in their eyes says. "oh, god."
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Screenshot from High on Knife, the High on Life DLC. Knifey is saying "Agh, sometimes it's nice to just kill a bunch of tiny things, you know?"
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
freaky ass birds frenching right outside my window
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
It's For You On X The Nothing App Bro It's Lit
Screenshot from Twitter. An image of someone's Cheetah fursona is Photoshopped next to a photo of Ryan Gosling. It is captioned "This could be you, just be more racist. Anthro women love a racist human man."
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
When I first saw this shot from the trailers I thought that was just like, drawn on with marker since it's so squiggly. Anyways yeah that'd be poor TJ falling into a door drawn in on the side of a shoebox
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Screenshot from Fate Grand Order. Tiamat, a girl with pointed ears, pink eyes, sky blue hair and a pair of curved horns is saying "I have to do something... I have to squash any wicked Beast - evil insect? - that comes near my child...!"
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
George Costanza from Seinfeld in a hospital bed. forlornly stating "This was supposed to be my Amazing Digital Thirties"
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
when i was talking to someone about my card they said "would you rather one made in canva instead?" and well, turns out the canva team got an AI generated card as well lmao
https://www.afr.com/rich-list/a-certificate-for-burnout-inside-canva-s-confetti-filled-ai-pivot-20260408-p5zm5b
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
imagine being a gym leader and some guy in a walmart is just offering random people a pokemon that hard counters you
Screenshot from Pokemon Soul Silver. Whitney, the normal type gym leader, is defeated.
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
an emoji looking down and blushing while offering you an engagement ring
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
youtube recommended me this and the thought of big stompy tataru gave me a nosebleed
Youtube thumbnail from MaldhoundVODs. It features a magic the gathering deck review with Tataru Taru as the commander. It is captioned "What Do You Mean She's STOMPY?!"
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
All Robots & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up

To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To

And I Will Never Speak To You

I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk
I Am a Divine Being: You are an Object
You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
A cat wearing a tie about to go to work in a factory saying "I hope I don't get rage baited today" and the factory is captioned Umamusume: Pretty Derby
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
yep so that's where 2-point comes in. that's the perpendicular grid
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Here we go
A DJ on stage at Amazon Summit 2026. A ticker on screen displays "DJ Chad utilising AI in his performance workflow to curate his tracks."
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
we old as fuck
Screenshot of a tweet quoting the scene from Euphoria where Sydney Sweeney grows into a giantess. They have captioned it with "oldhead fetish. you don't see this too often anymore"
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
"have you tried estrogen" no because every time i see some misandrist shit i put off calling the clinic for another week. and i saw this sticker a few days ago
Sticker on a phone pole that reads "GOOD MEN QUIT. TRANSITION NOW!"
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
this happens in high on life
An ad for the Hyperbong, saying "The all new Hyperbong. The intense high of humanity can now be felt by everyone." Theres a photo of a human woman strapped into a large metallic cylinder with many tubes coming out from the side, with one tube hooked up to a yellow, 3-eyed alien's head in a state of euphoria.
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
okay man
Bluesky notification. Someone named "My Family Needs Your Help Now! 💔" has liked my post about being horny as fuck
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Have not heard of that one but the deck I had was able to pull off this stupid combo by cheating it out of exile. after which I considered the deck's purpose fulfilled
Magic the Gathering called called "Impact Tremors". 1R. Enchantment. Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, Impact Tremors deals 1 damage to each opponent.Magic the Gathering card called "Storm Herd." 8WW Sorcery. Create X 1/1 white Pegasus creature tokens with flying, where X is your life total.
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
quality of the burgers was worse than before. we chalked it up to bad economy and didnt think much of it looked it up last night and found out that: * BL Burgers went out of business a month ago * The place we went to that actually called "LB Burgers" * We didn't notice cus the logo was the same
The storefront of BL Burgers, whose logo is a B intertwined with a L. It is possible to read this as LB Burger also
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Moppie @moppie.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Pissing everyone off with my terrible and basic video game tastes.
About Me: Video Games.

Favorite Game: Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective
Best Story: 9 Hours 9 Persons 9 Doors
Favorite Art Style: Dishonored
Biggest Personal Impact: Pokemon Silver
Best Combat: Bloodborne
Overhated: DmC: Devil may Cry
Underrated: The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel
Overrated: Outer Wilds
Needs a Remake: The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind
Criminally Overlooked: Binary Domain
Favorite Protagonist: Disco Elysium
Favorite Antagonist: Fallout: New Vegas
Best Soundtrack: Nier: Automata
Best Multiplayer: Borderlands 2
Not Usually My Thing But...: Call of Duty: Black Ops
Turn My Brain Off: Umamusume: Pretty Derby
Best With Friends: Portal 2
Best Arcade Game: Taiko no Tatsujin
Nostalgic Childhood Game: Digimon World 3
Game Everyone Should Play: Picross 3D
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