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Moose Nose

@moose-nose.bsky.social
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History nerd. (Do not test.) Understands Constitution. #GunControl #BLM #Bruins #Celtics Caregiver to best dog ever. #greatpyrenees #bluecrew #strongertogether #nevertrump

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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That letter is bullshit. Did Susan Collins write for them?
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Well, let's buy some oil from them, then. That'll teach 'em. -- Us, candidates for the most fucked up country ever.
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So relieved we got a cross-dressing couch-fucker instead of this guy.
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ahhh, I'm remembering of lovingly republicans cared for Ms. Lewinsky. That's the way.
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
So, it's not just me. I have no reason to hate him, but he just *looks* like a dick. So, well, I hate him.
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
what's the fucking point here? Unfollowed.
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Band members outnumber the audience four-to-one.
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Sneaky lady. I think the going rate is $135K, right? Plus inflation?
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I'm playing catch-up, clearly. I just realized that kicking the ball out of play is *not* a two-minute minor for delay of game.
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Needs more flags and gold eagles.
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
How close does the freekick need to be to the goal before they can build a wall? And do we get Mexico to pay for the wall?
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
"So, when there's a PK, all the guys line up, cover their balls, and stand like a...." 😆 I don't know football either, but that profile pic of yours looks like that of a badass striker who scores at least once a game.
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I'd kinda like that. Home to Ohio, where he brought them a championship and them broke their hearts.
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
He'll be a Buckeye! Woot ! Woot!
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
He's looking for that box cutter that the Antifa terrorist used to slice up his pool.
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I think the point is that Homeland Security has placed their fucking little border wall in the shot.
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Wow, Debbie Downer. But tell me, how many of them have a free Ferris wheel in the front yard of the capital city?? Yeah. See?
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Ah, but the really good news. Your fucking news programs are tanking. Suck one, you spineless assholes.
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Good. Die slowly chocking on a chicken bone.
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
start eating asparagus now
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I'm gonna move to Maine so I can vote for you, Graham. I miss Mookie too.
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Who's the artist? I love this!
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Dear Mark, Run for President. You'll win. Sincerely, Everyone
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Holy shit, Sarah. You are an actual American hero. Seriously. Under heavy fire and still lobbing grenades. Talk about bravery. Proud of you and The Atlantic. Ka$h should not fuck around with those who published Longfellow's Midnight Ride of Paul Revere and are still going strong.
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The Atlantic doubles down! Ka$h Patel is suing Sarah Fitzpatrick for suggesting this slug is a drunken asshole. Justice Department is investigating her and the magazine. So, they just printed a new story about the swag he distributes. If any magazine ever deserved your support, here they are.
If you run in the right circles, you too might get the gift of a bottle of booze from the FBI Director.
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I'll just apologize in advance for tonight! 😁
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Apologies. I was feeling shitty after that ass-kicking. The pic was not from the game (wrong jerseys). Just felt crappy. Sorry I took it out on you.
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Ah, then it's just lies from the crooked media.
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I think this could go about 600, maybe 700% lower. And, I am here for it.
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Could you at least use a photo from today's game? (Asking too much? Or you didn't know because you did not watch.)
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Tubby didn't get his Big Mac before the shooting started.
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Amateur press sec just learn to never fucking say "shots fired" as a turn of a phrase.
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
As the saying goes, "we have good news and bad news..."
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Think of these poor dickwads who volunteer to be the <<cough>> shooter. Two dead, one in the hoosegow. (Yeah, I can't spell hoosegow and don't want to Google it.)
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
This comment aged well. (Not that I give a shit about the Sox anymore. They traded my favorite players and going to a game tastes like ass.)
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
It is shocking, the number of wholly incompetent would-be assassins.
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
So the losers are people who bet against removal. Okay. Yes, yes, corruption is bad. But any of the people who engage in these wagers are all dicks. One dick stole from another. Moral: don't play rigged games.
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Because the obviously insane president has promised to release the names in the Epstein files of the republicans protecting him.
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
She's kinda growing on me. Even if she doesn't smile. ;)
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
This is like how I felt about both Presidents Bush. Hated their politics, but I never doubted that they thought they were working in the best interest of the country. This Grifter47? Not so much. Every day is a shady deal and a violation of the Constitution.
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Fuck. When you lose NewsMax.
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Ah, come on Tennessee, just stay poor and vote Republican. (Obligatory: YOU VOTED FOR THIS SHIT.) Think if we weren't bombing Iran and giving tax breaks to billionaires and building ballrooms, we could fix your fucking roads?
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Someone. Like Tattoo Pete?
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Putin has the piss tapes. He's safe.
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
There's an old popular saying that some may remember: "Lock her up! Lock her up!"
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Met him. Hired him to do a motivational talk. A bit of a self-important putz.
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I've stopped feeling bad about about my wish that some people die a horrible and painful death. Evil people deserve no less.
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I'm down. Truth is, though, in a month everyone will get over it. I do wonder about the dynamic they'll have created among their teammates, especially Canadians. That does not exactly bring teams together. Fuck 'em. Trade them.
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
"Heaven forbid" -- clutches pearls. What a fucking douche.
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Moose Nose @moose-nose.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Hope this happens! Guessing that Flav hosts a fine bash.
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