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No. What are you not understanding here? I *don't* like you, and if anything, I've just come to like you less the more you open your mouth.

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𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕘𝕒𝕟 @disownedbytime.bsky.social · 16/09/2024

[Oh? The small squint Byleth performs tickles Niles to no end, and his smirk becomes a sinister, unbearably arrogant grin.] Well, it's a good thing you're a teacher, and not a knight! [Satisfied, he turns and sashays away from Byleth. He's still got it, he thinks.]

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I never knew an ass could get deflated like that

No, thanks. [Now he's a bit peeved, furrowing his brow at her.] Though, I'd *love* to trade off your darkest secrets to the highest bidder.

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[Sigh. Suddenly, Niles has completely lost interest in this conversation.] Everyone's a critic.

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Very well. [Somehow, Niles pulls Byleth's own coin purse from his belt and hands it over to them. The sleight of hand required for such a feat is great, speaking to his talent at thievery.] This should cover it~

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I was. [His face is dead serious.] Ever heard of masochism? People who feel pleasure from pain?

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Nope. But I'm certain you do. [Niles looks quite pleased with himself, despite being as far from his goal as ever.] Unless teacher wants to send me to detention to punish me~? I'll make it fun for both of us.

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It wasn't supposed to *entertain* you. [Niles scowls. What is *wrong* with the people he's been meeting recently?] I'm not a jester.

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...... [Niles squints as he stands back up, a bit bewildered.] Pardon?

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Hmm. Noted. [Without any warning, Niles hurls the cup at the ground, shattering it.]

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Oooh, you want to punish me? Make it count. [He finds the nearest horizons surface he can lean over, looks back at Morgan and sticks his ass out.] I want it to hurt so good~

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Hrk- [Niles pouts and crosses his arms.] You may not be as clueless as you appear, but I can certainly take a beating. Test me if you like.

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I'm going to piss off that twink even if it kills me

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[That's strike one for today's attempt. Niles sighs and looks the cup over.] Interesting blend, though I'm far from an expert. Is this an antique?

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So, long bangs and a pierced ear. I'll keep my eye out. [And rob the sucker blind. Niles is incorrigible.]

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No, I'd be doing the- [Wait. Niles shuts his mouth, and then a smirk curls his lips.] Well, if you so insist, maybe I should meet this fellow. What's he look like?

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I've never met anyone by that name. [Oh, the irony.] Neither do I have any interest in "friends".

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𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕘𝕒𝕟 @disownedbytime.bsky.social · 15/09/2024

For you, baby, I could be. [Niles attempts a wink. Due to his eyepatch, it fails.]

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Child of a man who lost himself —One who seeks to forge her own path from the sins of the past #FERP | #FEHRP | #MVRP

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I don't... Nevermind. I'm leaving. [Niles turns tail, his cape whipping aggressively behind him. What the hell just happened? It better never happen again.]

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Ugh, a genuine emotion. Disgusting. Get it off me.

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...... Gods. Good job. Now I just feel bad.

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Byleth 🏳️‍⚧️ @thefellstar.bsky.social · 15/09/2024

Anyone with less personality. What are you going to teach them, how to play dead? Off to a good start.

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// niles vc: this twink is unflappable. and boring. and it pisses me off

[Niles intends to find out. Doubtful that he will, though.] Does *anything* interest you? Even in my line of work, I don't think I've ever met anyone so...

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𝙷𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚔𝚘 @moonlitmessiah.bsky.social · 15/09/2024

//Sometimes I cringe when I write Niles dialogue but hearing my roommate lose their shit in the other room makes it worth it

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It's almost like I can hear the sound of a punchable face!

[What the hell is up with this guy? Not even a frown? Though they've technically been frowning the whole time, the passion isn't in it. There needs to be suffering.] I'll suck your dick for a gold coin.

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𝙷𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚔𝚘 @moonlitmessiah.bsky.social · 15/09/2024

Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy?

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Mommy issues... that explains it

[The lack of cracks in their composure frustrates Niles, which eggs him on more. Alas, he can't help himself.] Well, I could put something *else* into your mouth, if you like. My tongue, namely.

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𝙷𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚔𝚘 @moonlitmessiah.bsky.social · 15/09/2024

There she goes. Abandoned by mommy again. Just like my childhood!

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I'd say I'll start biting but I think he'll be into that.... Looks like I'll have to do this the only other way I know how.

Byleth 🏳️‍⚧️ @thefellstar.bsky.social · 15/09/2024

Oh, but sometimes, it's what you *don't* say that tells a greater tale. If anyone is responsible for the mindset of the people of tomorrow, it's the one who's teaching them.

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[Staring directly into the camera like they are on The Office^tm]