Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 04/10/2026In 2007 we went 12-0 in the regular season (let's not talk about the Sugar Bowl) and the talking heads needed to keep up with our games every week. Good times. 010
Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Looks like Petsmart has been watching Ace Ventura. LACES OUT 000
Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I installed a new toilet seat the other day and as I threw the old one in the trash, all I could think about was that 2 Stupid Dogs episode. 001
Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 20/08/2026When shitposting on reddit makes the local news: www.seattletimes.com/sports/marin...seattletimes.comMariners fans lean into the absurdity of greatest loss in franchise historyMariners' fans turned "mariners" on r/Mariners subreddit to cope with a brutal loss against the Brewers. Fans jumping ship made for some funny moments. 000
Reposted by MooJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Secret Panel HERE 🌼 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/stuck-in-rut-94656748 193628492
Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Playing poker at a casino when a young man sits down. Dealer: You are 21, right? Young man: Yes, born in 92. Everyone including me: *thinking* Wait that doesn't math... Wait...fuck we're old. 000
Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 02/04/2026It took fifteen years, but it finally happened. I've used up all the paper checks the credit union gave me when I opened an account. 000
Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 10/02/2026media.tenor.coma man says i am invincible in front of a computerALT: a man says i am invincible in front of a computer 000
Reposted by MooSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 09/02/2026THE SICKOS COMMITTEE 60TH BIG GAME MVP 1673980
Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 09/02/2026pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease 000
Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Dear GenAI companies who bought Super Bowl ads, I hope you all fucking fail. xoxo, Me 000
Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Dear Recruiters, Do you guys actually fucking do anything? xoxo, Me 000
Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Last week, Philip Rivers was on the couch, 4 years retired. Today, he throws a TD against Seattle's D, with "What's My Age Again?" playing on the highlight (he's 44). I'm 43 and I'm scared I'll throw my back out whenever I sneeze. 000
Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Are sports announcers not allowed to say "butt?" "Backside" sounds so dumb. 000
Reposted by MooNate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Spain is going to impose a tariff on American football after this 842640
Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Dear Recruiters, DON'T FUCKING DO THIS. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 010
Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 10/11/2025media.tenor.coma man is talking to a group of people while standing in front of a tree .ALT: a man is talking to a group of people while standing in front of a tree . 010
Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 10/11/2025We need goalposts to make funny noises when a kicker doinks them. Maybe like a gong or a fart. 000
Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Just a super casual baseball fan who felt obligated to pay attention at the beginning of Seattle's postseason. And then all this *gestures wildly* happens. 000
Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Forget the eye patch; Tua needs Luke Skywalker's training helmet with the blast shield down. 010
Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Well at least the Seahawks won, so...not a total weekend loss. I guess.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie says " yeah " while holding a pencilALT: a man in a suit and tie says " yeah " while holding a pencil 010
Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 21/10/2025noooo💔💔media.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with a beard wearing a nike shirtALT: a close up of a man 's face with a beard wearing a nike shirt 000
Reposted by MooPacific Northwest Seismic Network @pnsn1.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Cal's HR was BIG... Geno's Grand Slam was even BIGGER! 30min seismogram from the end of Game 5. 🔱 Mariners Win!!! "The City is Shaking!" #SeizeTheMoment @Mariners @MLB @TMobilePark @FoxSports 412237
Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 13/10/2025"Alright, I'm done with the Dolphins; it's time to focus on the Mariners now," is a brand new sentence for me. 020
Reposted by MooDrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 09/10/2025Sending this video to all of my stupid relatives who keep asking if Im okay 318011
Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Rams win the coin toss. Rams: We want to defer. Ref: No, you can't defer in OT. See? See??? Maybe if you asked questions, you wouldn't have HUMILIATED yourself. 010
Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Game goes to OT. Ref: *explains OT rules* Ref: Any questions? Nobody EVER has questions. Come on, guys. You're professionals. It's okay to ask questions without the rest of the class rolling their eyes at you. 110
Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 30/09/2025When the government forces or influences a private media company to cancel a program, that's a free speech violation. But if they want to preempt the NYJ-MIA game, I'll make an exception. 000
Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 31/07/2025As a child, I would have committed multiple felonies to get one of these. As an adult, maybe just one felony. www.reddit.com/r/Costco/com...reddit.comFrom the Costco community on Reddit: How low do we think Plinko will go?Explore this post and more from the Costco community 000
Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 07/05/2025USE A PASSWORD GENERATOR, ASSHOLES. (This post is not sponsored by Bitwarden.) 000
Reposted by MooCRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 04/05/2025"May the force be with you" Do you even know who I am? 13930136
Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Warning: accepting my blood may result in side effects of extreme sarcasm and/or profanity. #BloodDrive #SakuraCon 000
Reposted by MooMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 09/04/2025I will try to put this in football terms. We are a team that people think is gonna suck, so we have to offer lower prices for season tickets. Thinks of yields (which move opposite to prices) as the amenities—like throwing in hot dogs and drinks to make the tickets more enticing. 3768249
Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 05/04/2025If this happened when I was a young, mostly apolitical gamer / tech nerd, I would haven to taken my civic duty seriously a lot sooner. Wonder how this will play out for today's generation. www.gamespot.com/articles/nin...gamespot.comNintendo Switch 2 Preorders Delayed Due To Tariffs, Release Date Still June 5The Nintendo Switch 2 is almost here, but customers in the US will not be able to preorder the console on April 9, as originally expected. 000