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@mooman272.bsky.social
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Software Test Engineer. Cat dad. Video gamer. Runner. Baker. Miami Dolphins. Seattle Seahawks. 🍍+ 🍕= straight to jail.

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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In 2007 we went 12-0 in the regular season (let's not talk about the Sugar Bowl) and the talking heads needed to keep up with our games every week. Good times.
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Looks like Petsmart has been watching Ace Ventura. LACES OUT
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I installed a new toilet seat the other day and as I threw the old one in the trash, all I could think about was that 2 Stupid Dogs episode.
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
....a singular nacho???
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
When shitposting on reddit makes the local news: www.seattletimes.com/sports/marin...
seattletimes.com
Mariners fans lean into the absurdity of greatest loss in franchise history
Mariners' fans turned "mariners" on r/Mariners subreddit to cope with a brutal loss against the Brewers. Fans jumping ship made for some funny moments.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🌼 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/stuck-in-rut-94656748
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
NieR concert. Highly recommend.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Playing poker at a casino when a young man sits down. Dealer: You are 21, right? Young man: Yes, born in 92. Everyone including me: *thinking* Wait that doesn't math... Wait...fuck we're old.
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Club-level seats today!
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
It took fifteen years, but it finally happened. I've used up all the paper checks the credit union gave me when I opened an account.
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a man says i am invincible in front of a computer
ALT: a man says i am invincible in front of a computer
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 09/02/2026
THE SICKOS COMMITTEE 60TH BIG GAME MVP
THE SICKOS COMMITTEE 60TH BIG GAME MVP
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
NOT THE PLACE KICKER; THE PUNTER.
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
KICKER FOR MVP, YOU COWARDS.
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Dear GenAI companies who bought Super Bowl ads, I hope you all fucking fail. xoxo, Me
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 25/01/2026
*waving hi*
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Dear Recruiters, Do you guys actually fucking do anything? xoxo, Me
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Guess I'm a Chargers fan for at least one season!
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Wait, NFL kickers can wear jersey numbers in the 90s?
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Last week, Philip Rivers was on the couch, 4 years retired. Today, he throws a TD against Seattle's D, with "What's My Age Again?" playing on the highlight (he's 44). I'm 43 and I'm scared I'll throw my back out whenever I sneeze.
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Are sports announcers not allowed to say "butt?" "Backside" sounds so dumb.
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
JFC
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Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Spain is going to impose a tariff on American football after this
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Dear Recruiters, DON'T FUCKING DO THIS. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
media.tenor.com
a man is talking to a group of people while standing in front of a tree .
ALT: a man is talking to a group of people while standing in front of a tree .
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
We need goalposts to make funny noises when a kicker doinks them. Maybe like a gong or a fart.
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Just a super casual baseball fan who felt obligated to pay attention at the beginning of Seattle's postseason. And then all this *gestures wildly* happens.
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Forget the eye patch; Tua needs Luke Skywalker's training helmet with the blast shield down.
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Stolen from Reddit.
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Well at least the Seahawks won, so...not a total weekend loss. I guess.
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a man in a suit and tie says " yeah " while holding a pencil
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says " yeah " while holding a pencil
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
noooo💔💔
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a close up of a man 's face with a beard wearing a nike shirt
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a beard wearing a nike shirt
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Pacific Northwest Seismic Network @pnsn1.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Cal's HR was BIG... Geno's Grand Slam was even BIGGER! 30min seismogram from the end of Game 5. 🔱 Mariners Win!!! "The City is Shaking!" #SeizeTheMoment @Mariners @MLB @TMobilePark @FoxSports
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
"Alright, I'm done with the Dolphins; it's time to focus on the Mariners now," is a brand new sentence for me.
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 09/10/2025
Sending this video to all of my stupid relatives who keep asking if Im okay
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Rams win the coin toss. Rams: We want to defer. Ref: No, you can't defer in OT. See? See??? Maybe if you asked questions, you wouldn't have HUMILIATED yourself.
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Game goes to OT. Ref: *explains OT rules* Ref: Any questions? Nobody EVER has questions. Come on, guys. You're professionals. It's okay to ask questions without the rest of the class rolling their eyes at you.
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
When the government forces or influences a private media company to cancel a program, that's a free speech violation. But if they want to preempt the NYJ-MIA game, I'll make an exception.
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Didn't realize beans and squapes were related.
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
As a child, I would have committed multiple felonies to get one of these. As an adult, maybe just one felony. www.reddit.com/r/Costco/com...
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From the Costco community on Reddit: How low do we think Plinko will go?
Explore this post and more from the Costco community
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
USE A PASSWORD GENERATOR, ASSHOLES. (This post is not sponsored by Bitwarden.)
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
"May the force be with you" Do you even know who I am?
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
IN THIS ECONOMY?
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Warning: accepting my blood may result in side effects of extreme sarcasm and/or profanity. #BloodDrive #SakuraCon
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
TIL: "bond vigilante"
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I will try to put this in football terms. We are a team that people think is gonna suck, so we have to offer lower prices for season tickets. Thinks of yields (which move opposite to prices) as the amenities—like throwing in hot dogs and drinks to make the tickets more enticing.
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
If this happened when I was a young, mostly apolitical gamer / tech nerd, I would haven to taken my civic duty seriously a lot sooner. Wonder how this will play out for today's generation. www.gamespot.com/articles/nin...
gamespot.com
Nintendo Switch 2 Preorders Delayed Due To Tariffs, Release Date Still June 5
The Nintendo Switch 2 is almost here, but customers in the US will not be able to preorder the console on April 9, as originally expected.
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Moo @mooman272.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
What in the fresh hell is this?
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