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Monty Bennett

@montrivell.bsky.social
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Feature & TV writer. #SwampThing #TheMagicOrder 2-time Black List evader. Repped at UTA.

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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Back to basics
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My Gulf Mexico My Lake Ontario My McConnell unalive Knicks in five
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Me, double-clicking a doc. Adobe: Fat chance, dickhead. Me, right clicking, selecting “open” Adobe: Oh, alright…
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
This world left Chuck Norris.
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
You’re never too old to start over. At 39, I’ve begun a life of crime (smuggling real butter into the movies to douse my popcorn with)
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Make a Bond movie nautical Octopus…
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Right?? Gimme a Break…
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Need a Turn Off AI Slop toggle switch on all social media, stat.
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Not enough to actually open the gates of hell again, tho.
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I would like to thank all the little people that stepped on me…
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
John Carpenter’s Lassie
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Slightly diminish a band: Mild Chili Peppers
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
“Judith” by A Perfect Circle. Howerdel had composed some of the riffs previously, but Maynard came in and wrote against it in one session and the band laid the track down in the same night
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Would they get read their Montezuma Rights?
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Did the LEGO movie win an Oscar? lol
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Therapist: Are your goals achievable? Me: I want to win an Oscar. Not today. I want to win an Oscar like, back in the ‘90s. #scriptsky #filmsky
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Lanes make sense yes. But my gripe is, if there were some 405 in the sky that kept getting jammed, another 3 or 4 lanes could easily be created in the sky. Whereas on the ground it requires massive construction / leveling buildings / etc.
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
That ONLY works if you hang testicles from the hitch. For some reason.
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
So in THE FIFTH ELEMENT, THE JETSONS, BACK TO THE FUTURE II and others there is this phenomenon of the “skyway being jammed.” Help me out. There’s a lot of sky out there. Just fucking go around? I would kill to commute in the sky.
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
“We do these things not because they are hard, but because they are easy.”
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
EPISODE III: REVENGE OF THE LYNCH
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Justices Sotomayor and Kagan dissent…
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
What is the German word for disobeying Waze only to be immediately rewarded with a better ETA?
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I have watched this movie before. They don’t find WMDs at the end.
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
The “strongest possible terms” are impeachment. For the record.
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Did a military parade write this?
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Thought they were going to maul someone. Instead they just had judgmental looks!
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Elon is officially that 17th wife that thought he’d be different this time.
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Deontological Warfare @clockworklady.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
How did the Joneses corner the market on being kept up with? How did they make their money? What was their vocation?
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Maybe avoid White Lotus properties? Seems like bad shit keeps happening there…
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Me in the national security group chat
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
After some soul searching, I began to wonder if I was the only one in town left off the war secrets group chat.
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
What is a Tesla purchase really, after some dude pays $270M to get you elected.
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Is there any greater high than spelling “Lieutenant” right the first time?
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
“You never once said thank you for all the tanks” would be the lowpoint line in a *rom-com* about this war.
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Which guy? The one in the middle?
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses, so we may build a plutocracy on their backs.
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
It feels even worse than rearranging deck chairs on the titanic. More like adjusting a slightly askew frame on the wall.
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Gary Oldman appreciation post. What an expansive range. Elevates every scene he touches. Forever one of my favorites. #filmsky #scriptsky
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Did not have the Gulf of Mexico, Pluto and American democracy on my deathbed ramblings bingo card.
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I am a knight who says “Ni!”
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
There was a time when my son was 3 and my daughter was 1 that I wrote a script entirely on nap time windows. I think it took a year.
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
100%. I learned this after having kids. Write when you can. Even if it’s only two words. I look back on all the time wasted when I was a bachelor, being a pretentious, whiny little bitch and I cringe.
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Perfection.
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I think it’s in large part due to having a new bassist in Justin Chancellor. Though he joined on AEnima, that was just to fill in and put the album out. Lateralus is the dividing line where he started having creative input.
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Monty Bennett @montrivell.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Lateralus is a markedly different sound. And a much more.. patient?.. vibe than Undertow/AEnima. A religious experience for me. Curious what you think.
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