Sign in

montrealissimo

@montrealissimo.bsky.social
94 followers 216 following 267 posts

A View from Montréal. montrealissimo.substack.com

PostsRepliesMedia
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Trump met Putin in Anchorage one year ago this week. Days later, he launched his war on mail-in ballots. Makes you wonder what other tricks of the trade Trump learned from his master. youtu.be/VvI8XtRAEpA
youtu.be
The Nightmare Before Anchorage - a guided tour with Director's commentary.
YouTube video by montrealissimo
000 0
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Tomorrow’s Whordle was a tough one, but the hints were right there. Although it took four tries, it all made sense in the end. #wordle #whordle
010 0
Reposted by montrealissimo
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Guess my neighbor’s cat’s name? This saggy old orange tabby is a community nuisance. The slit-eyed, self-declared land baron marks everything he can reach with his pungent perfume and rusty stains. As natural optimists, we hope this spray-signing hobbyist expires soon, naturally.
001 0
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
If the 1st Amendment is a religion, then the "two-week delay" on Armageddon is a miracle. Read the full transcript of the negotiation with Sanctified Pete: montrealissimo.substack.com/p/the-25th-a... #25thAmendment
montrealissimo.substack.com
The 25th Amendment Defense: A Deposition in the Clouds
A full transcript of the President’s afterlife interrogation, featuring gold-plated plumbing, Celestial ICE agents, the TRUTH post, and the ultimate two-week delay.
000 0
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
In a stunning move during the Afterlife Interrogation, the Press Secretary argued that spinning for the 47th President is a "protected religious act." montrealissimo.substack.com/p/the-25th-a... #1stAmendment #MAGA2026 #Leaked
Press Secretary argued that spinning for the 47th President is a "protected religious act."
000 0
Reposted by montrealissimo
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Trump might mistake the Ayatollah for Ali Baba, and his forty thieves will dutifully laugh... But Hormuz is not Sesame—and it will not open "automatically."
011 0
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Trump might mistake the Ayatollah for Ali Baba, and his forty thieves will dutifully laugh... But Hormuz is not Sesame—and it will not open "automatically."
011 0
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Faced with a Divine Subpoena, Trump didn’t find a loophole; he negotiated a total overhaul of the Pearly Gates’ gold leaf in exchange for a 2-week stay of execution for the planet. The final "Art of the Deal." Scan the code. #25thAmendment #TruthSocial #MAGA2026 #Leaked
100 0
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
A rare look at the "natural and organic" evolution of modern sovereignty. A spectacle of history that finally delivers on the "unprecedented" promises of the era. #PoliticalAnalysis #ModernFables #Sovereignty #Unprecedented
A formal proclamation on a navy blue background with an orange-tinted off-white font. At the top is the Mar-a-Lago clubhouse logo. The text describes a 'Sovereign Pig' and 'Comrade Napoleon' running a world-class zoo with the help of power-hungry sycophants.
000 0
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I asked leading AI-bots to rank all 9 #SCOTUS Justices by their volume of alleged or proven misconduct. Here's their consensus: Thomas Alito Kavanaugh Sotomayor Jackson Gorsuch Roberts Barrett Kagan Looking at this alongside #IEEPA vote, do you see a pattern? #TrumpTariffs
000 0
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
We spend millions on #LeadershipDevelopment and 'critical thinking' workshops, yet the most enduring organizational structures are built on the simplicity of the handler-pet dynamic. Happy #LoveYourPetDay to all the leaders who’ve found their perfect match. #TGIF #CorporateCulture
000 0
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Project 2025 apparently came with a secret 'THREE ENVELOPES' addendum. Trump's already burned through Envelope #1: 'Blame your predecessor.' Now Envelope #2 ('REORG') is next - any day now. Kristi Noem seems perfectly positioned as the first termination notice recipient. 🐕‍🦺💥
000 0
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Once you see these three angles side-by-side, you’ll never look at the "official" report the same way again. All you need now is two eyes and one brain. Do you have them? #Minneapolis #video
130 0
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Donald, you can't delete a file when it is in use. #EpsteinTrumpFiles
010 0
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Don’t let yourself get distracted. They’ve had enough fun. It’s time to release the Epstein Files. Share before this disappears. #EpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheFiles #Satire #PoliticalMeme
010 0
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Trump flaunted a new word, “braggadocious,” at the #UN, thanks to his rant-writer. He skipped “pusillanimous,” though. His mind never makes it past the opening syllable.
000 0
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Karoline Levitt blasted Trump’s ill-wishers over claims Tom Homan took a $50K bribe: “The story’s fake. The cash was fake. And, naturally, printed outside the U.S.”
010 0
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Museum curators are reportedly "divided on the symbolism" of this new acquisition. Themes include "commerce, allegiance, and selective memory." Translation: Nobody wants to explain why there are monkeys in swimwear surrounding a sleeping figure. montrealissimo.substack.com/p/the-nightm...
montrealissimo.substack.com
The Nightmare Before Anchorage
Officially relocated to the Smithdonian. Viewing hours may vary.
020 0
Reposted by montrealissimo
Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.
yahoo.com
Let’s be clear about what happened to Jimmy Kimmel
Trump’s most brazen attack on free speech yet.
19816136219518 0
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Trump designated antifa a “terrorist organization”—straight from Putin’s playbook: crush dissent, brand dissenters “enemies of the people,” then “liberate” neighbors when you run out of homemade distractions. #MAGA
000 0
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Trump sees an “insulting implication” in @jimmykimmel.com sarcasm - because he had the same fearful thought. He tried burying it under the Epstein Memorial Ballroom project… but the damn “implication” just won’t go away.
000 0
Reposted by montrealissimo
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
“Dog rescued from burning house leads officer to leash.” Isn’t that half of America—clueless about the fire, eager to sit, stay, obey?
001 0
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
“Dog rescued from burning house leads officer to leash.” Isn’t that half of America—clueless about the fire, eager to sit, stay, obey?
001 0
Reposted by montrealissimo
Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?
576285728593 0
Reposted by montrealissimo
Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 15/09/2025
TIL nearly the entire population of the U.S. was wiped out by drugs last year.
1110815 0
Reposted by montrealissimo
Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Epstein Files.
15963761789 0
Reposted by montrealissimo
Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Groypers. Epstein. Groypers. Epstein. Groypers. Epstein. That's for all the MAGA folks following me here and on Twitter. Again, that's... Groypers. Epstein. Groypers. Epstein. Groypers. Epstein.
411496330 0
Reposted by montrealissimo
Phil @darkphil.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Epstein files now!!!!
21448178 0
Reposted by montrealissimo
Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.
491843798 0
Reposted by montrealissimo
Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Watch this rep tell the truth about the GOP hiding the Epstein files
10739171703 0
Reposted by montrealissimo
BlueinOhio @sharon43302.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein
theguardian.com
Jeffrey Epstein was linked to the upper echelons of wealth and politics – but where did he get his fortune?
The sex offender was worth $600m when he died, but exactly how he acquired his wealth remains a mystery
413977 0
Reposted by montrealissimo
TRUVTUS @truvtus.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Montreal café owners! Tired of random Yelp reviews? TruvTus matches your café’s vibe to the RIGHT customers—like this absinthe dreamer found her spot. 🚀 Join our FREE 1-year pilot & boost foot traffic! Watch: www.youtube.com/shorts/BdwuP... #MontrealCafes #CafeVibes #TruvTus
002 0
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
A mysterious painting has surfaced depicting "restless evening preceding a diplomatic encounter in Anchorage" - complete with horned companions and primates in swimwear. The Smithdonian won't comment. What are they hiding? montrealissimo.substack.com/p/the-nightm...
montrealissimo.substack.com
The Nightmare Before Anchorage
Officially relocated to the Smithdonian. Viewing hours may vary.
000 0
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
It didn’t start on a private island. Fifty years. Beauty queens. Russian spies. Suspicious deaths. The timeline they’d rather you never read: "Fifty Years of Coincidence: Trump, Epstein, and the Price of Secrets" brovkin.substack.com/p/coincidenc...
brovkin.substack.com
Fifty Years of Coincidence: Trump, Epstein, and the Price of Secrets
A Timeline of Beauty Queens, Bankruptcies, and Bodies
000 0
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
The Trump–Epstein saga didn’t start in Palm Beach. It may trace back to a Czech spy file and a young woman named Ivana Zelníčková. Fifty years later, the trail includes beauty pageants, Russian money, and suspicious deaths — with one man still standing. Read: brovkin.substack.com/p/coincidenc...
086 0
Reposted by montrealissimo
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Lenin’s 1917 manual: seize railways, telegraph, banks, arrest the government. Trump’s #Project2025: occupy DC, seize communications, purge officials. Different century, same playbook. Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. brovkin.substack.com/p/lenin-play...
brovkin.substack.com
The Lenin Playbook: Why Americans Should Recognize What's Happening Right Now
A century-old blueprint for seizing power is being executed in plain sight. Are we watching history repeat itself?
011 0
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Lenin’s 1917 manual: seize railways, telegraph, banks, arrest the government. Trump’s #Project2025: occupy DC, seize communications, purge officials. Different century, same playbook. Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. brovkin.substack.com/p/lenin-play...
brovkin.substack.com
The Lenin Playbook: Why Americans Should Recognize What's Happening Right Now
A century-old blueprint for seizing power is being executed in plain sight. Are we watching history repeat itself?
011 0
Reposted by montrealissimo
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Museum curators are reportedly "divided on the symbolism" of this new acquisition. Themes include "commerce, allegiance, and selective memory." Translation: Nobody wants to explain why there are monkeys in swimwear surrounding a sleeping figure. montrealissimo.substack.com/p/the-nightm...
montrealissimo.substack.com
The Nightmare Before Anchorage
Officially relocated to the Smithdonian. Viewing hours may vary.
001 0
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Museum curators are reportedly "divided on the symbolism" of this new acquisition. Themes include "commerce, allegiance, and selective memory." Translation: Nobody wants to explain why there are monkeys in swimwear surrounding a sleeping figure. montrealissimo.substack.com/p/the-nightm...
montrealissimo.substack.com
The Nightmare Before Anchorage
Officially relocated to the Smithdonian. Viewing hours may vary.
001 0
Reposted by montrealissimo
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
What’s the “F” stand for in #RFKJr. ? Wrong answers only.
001 0
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
What’s the “F” stand for in #RFKJr. ? Wrong answers only.
001 0
Reposted by montrealissimo
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Kevin Hasset — small guy, HUGE brain, learned it ALL from me. Total genius at spinning — nobody sells nonsense better! Perfect for Fed Chair. BELIEVE ME!!!
001 0
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Kevin Hasset — small guy, HUGE brain, learned it ALL from me. Total genius at spinning — nobody sells nonsense better! Perfect for Fed Chair. BELIEVE ME!!!
001 0
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Breaking: Trump officially renames Health & Human Services to Department of Hell’s Services — a move he says “finally matches Bobby’s vibe.” According to Trump, “nobody knows demon sperm like Bobby.” Budget to include pitchforks, exorcisms, and a lifetime supply of horse paste.
000 0
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Oil on canvas. Gilded frame. Horned figures. Primates in MAGA caps averting their eyes. Either this is the art world's most savage political commentary or someone's fever dream made manifest. You decide:
000 0
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
A mysterious painting has surfaced depicting "restless evening preceding a diplomatic encounter in Anchorage" - complete with horned companions and primates in swimwear. The Smithdonian won't comment. What are they hiding? >>>> montrealissimo.substack.com/p/the-nightm... <<<<<
000 0
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
They say history repeats as farce. Turns out it also repeats as community guidelines. #Censorship #LinkedIn collectiver.com/blog/self-ce...
collectiver.com
Case Study: When Leaders Self-Censor, Autocracy Wins
When freedom of speech collides with corporate self-preservation, satire gets flagged as “hate.” This post explores how LinkedIn moderation echoes Soviet-style censorship—only now wrapped in Silicon V...
000 0
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Trump sporting a cap proclaiming he’s right about everything... Looks like a severe case of Trump derangement syndrome. Any psychiatrists care to weigh in?
000 0
Reposted by montrealissimo
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
001 0
montrealissimo @montrealissimo.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Trump strutted into #Anchorage with his usual “biggest in history” swagger. But like in the old circus joke, #Putin made the elephant laugh—then cry: first claiming his dick was bigger, then, in the one-on-one, apparently proving it to #Trump.
152 0