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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I have bought une blue de travail second hand for a tenner. It says region auvergne-alps’ on the breast pocket and I think it’s a great idea. Mrs F says it looks like I collect shopping trollies in the car park. Bah. And humbug.

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Another spin round Helios completed today. wish I’d taken tomorrow off too.

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Poor run of luck continues. Row 2. It is however the optimal dive off the bus if you see a cool guitar seat

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Went to the smallest church in Sussex and then Mr heron had a bit of a shout at Tillie.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/09/2026

peter thiel is another one of those guys who we are supposed to think is brilliant but every time he opens his mouth my first thought is “this guy sounds like an idiot”

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

He talks about himself in the 3rd person. He doesn’t know if human life should survive. His lover died falling out a window shortly after a row

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Louder rates U2 from best to worst. Allow me to assist- even when you get Eno in to completely reinvent you, you’re shit. And you destroyed Eno along the way. Fuck you Bono. And you edge. Rest of the band are just journeymen along for the ride.

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Readers her love affair with the Barbie car started here. Her first real car was a bubblegum pink fiat five hunner

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Are listening Bobby Gillespie?

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You’re in Brighton. Of course it leads to Queen Street

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Front of the bus! St Etienne the nacht at the lovely Brighton Dome.

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Terrible headline by the BBC. He was at the protest and threw a bottle. Not threw a bottle at the protest. : Man jailed for throwing bottle at migrant protest - BBC News

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Just to think all those kids singing along to “If you tolerate this then your children will be next” are currently doxxing lifeboat volunteers.

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

There’s a private party on in the tap room so I’m in the horrible chain pub with screens. But I do have the excellent book my chum gave me which name checks both Juliann Cope and Fairport on the back cover. So I’ll deal.

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I never saw a man who looked With such a wistful eye Upon that little scrap of brown Which gardeners call the lawn.

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Death Valley: Cracked Earth Landscape

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Ultimately flagged shaggers have zero respect for flags. Or as they would - wrongly - call them the colours

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Now this is up my Strasse. Charlotte St anyway

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My chum understood the assignment

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Anyone been to the Seapower Krankenhaus festival? Thinking of going next year and I’m looking for human source intelligence please. #Seapower #Krankenhaus

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Well Horry, I’d love to come and fight the French but I’ve simply got to sort my father in law’s estate out. Feel absolutely terrible about it - you know how much I love banging and shouting and fighting

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Let a girl get on the bus in front of me. Mistake.

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Lads, I’m off to the Greek island village with greatest cat population per capita in the world. but my phone is broke so no pics. Sorry

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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton reinforced her image as a benevolent philanthropist by offering financial relief to forest fire victims in 2017, donating money for Covid-19 vaccine funding and founding the Imagination Library. More on her life and legacy: rollingstone.com/music/music-...

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CeCe🐦‍🔥🦋✌🏽 @cece14.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I’m just gonna leave this here.👇🏽

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

During our morning swim a woman came walking up the beach from the east. Her black lab -Keenly swimming beside her. She passed into the distance toward the pier. Dog still swimming joyfully along. Got the feeling it would be a challenge to get him back on dry land.

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The lion sleeps tonight. There was a large pile of pigeon feathers out the back patio this afternoon. And Scip has given a no comment interview. For the benefit of the tape the suspect is staring fixedly at the interviewing officer.

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Work pond ducklings! They’ve kept them well hidden

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026

A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat"

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Biggles and Algie off to stick it to the boche. Eastbourne air show first

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

There’s awful and then there’s Sarah Vine awful. Her pause to reflect on Jason Arday is a compilation of the media pile-on’s greatest hits. Comments disabled, natch. #SarahVine #JasonArday

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

What a find! Nibbled by mice at the back but cosmetic

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Want. But it’s a bit of doorstep to take on holiday.

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Lemon Angmering. Next stop Arun-Dahl

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Gonna buy up all the disposable barbecues and sell them by the pier with sign saying ‘banned by the govt but available here’. Beach is safe for fire and I’m taking them out of circulation. Win win win

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Cause nobody loves me, it’s true Not like you do youtu.be/un8EW82GwKc?...

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Portishead - Sour Times

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Simon, they say ‘you studied Cantonese, how do they say ‘fax the boss’.’ Bearing in mind there are nine tones in Guangdong-wa not the mere four in Mandarin (and almost all mistakes mean you say something incredibly rude) the answer is ‘faxi bossi’. Glad to be of service.

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Shenmue Shenmue Welcome To Hong Kong

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Spock’s mother was called Mandy? Wtaf. Was Whorf’s dad Gary?

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I have more band tote bags than any other living boy. But it has suddenly occurred to me I haven’t brought one for the train beer I shall doubtless buy.

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Waitress Carrying Many Beers at a Beer Garden

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Fleet Street and an old rendezvous point. #Nostalgia

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

They should start giving these heatwaves names like storms.

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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Original poster didn’t allow this to be quotable, which is entirely their prerogative, but i thought it was so funny i had to share it. Thought it was an @theonion.com headline! 😂

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I’m a genius. Gonna take Mrs F in a puffin spotting expedition next spring as her birthday present. Pembroke or the NE puffin people?

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Puffin's 'Not Today' Moment

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Simon Fluendy @montocat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

It’s not only our incredibly long monthly all hands tomorrow. But a happy happy joy joy compulsory fun picnic after.

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Hell No Oh Hell No

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