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@monteblan.bsky.social
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A large bush in the church's grounds has lent itself to my most ambitious project to date. Mr Man topiary
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
No democracy without Bürokratie
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Yes! 💪💪💪 www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
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Hungary election live: Viktor Orbán concedes defeat in Hungarian election after 16 years in power
Long-serving prime minister beaten by opposition after early results showed clear lead
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Needed a pee yesterday, was in a car park. So I weed on the tyre of my car. Can't nick me. Ah I thought, does that rule apply in Germany as well? Then I thought, is that just an urban myth anyway?
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
New Justice album looks ropey
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Nürnberg Zoo. 10 captivities out of 10.
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Vino Jr is a very unsympathetic player. Alvaro Carreras is a shit.
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Am all behind this. Might actually run some classes for the hedgehogs in how to disable such intrusive things. Ludites unite! www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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German mayors call for night-time ban on robot lawnmowers to protect hedgehogs
Leaders say automated mowers’ blades threaten nocturnal animals as studies highlight risks to wildlife
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Leeds Leeds Leeds
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Got a Leeds fan staying with us at the mo. 💮
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Too heavy
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Middle men
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Frohe Ostern
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Road building
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I can't begin to describe to you how much tranquility I seen to be getting from this...
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
1 egg per point. High performance air rifle. Walther. 10 meters. Center spot earns 2. 2 rings beyond earn a point. Mrs H is a crack shot.
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Advertised as an Easter egg shoot. Did not expect this...
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1 of 100 @weare1of100.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Over £197,000 paid directly to artists, musicians & creatives! 8 years of independent fashion built on collaboration & community. 🎈🙏
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Very civilised part of the world
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Berghaus
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Artificial snow
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Big snow overnight
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Lads did right well. Challenging conditions up top. Fresh snow though. Been a long time since I've experienced that...
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Austria. Where the ashtrays have toilets.
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Ice ice...
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Still winter in the mountains. With Oma and Opa, easter break.
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Hintertux.
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
@weare1of100.bsky.social arrived today Richie. Superb service. Hausmeister's favourite! The tan body warmer 💪
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Got a Dortmund fan for a neighbour. Looking a bit peaky today, must say
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Kümmern
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
A difficult opponent. Well respected. Good in the sand.
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Do we have reptilian overlords hiding amongst, controlling us?
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Is Peaky Blinders shit?
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Errrrrr, no shit. You don't say!
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
From one end, and the other
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
New tool! They didn't have one. I said it's what the English gardeners use. Begeistert they were.
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
And someone is paying me to do this 🤯
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Watching your children play football, whatever standard, it's infinitely better that any 'big team' game.
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Eric's first game in goal tomorrow. Bit of practice. Whoompf 'on your feet' Whoompf
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
www.mixcloud.com/MrDouglasAnd... I've been working my way through these. Genuinely excellent. Thoughtful. Fabulous tunes. Beautifully produced. Each one a gorgeous little journey. Highly recommended.
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
If someone has said to me years back, I could to be a caretaker, Hausmeister, for a school, Kindergartens and a church and I'd have a little shed that smelt of dirt and grease and be dank and dark till the sun hit it. I'd have bitten their hand off Then to go home to a family. I want for nothing
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Very much enjoying my new work in Thomas Church and kindergarten
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
USB C ist der Hammer. Can't enough good things about it.
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
The House of Döner Fußball tournament!
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Richard @monteblan.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
What's Matt Hancock doing these days? I wonder how it's ex wife is. His kids.
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