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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Need some whumper villain and whumpee henchman. Or, fuck it, turn the tables, whumpee villain and whumper henchman. .....squints at MegaStar. Hey so wait. Both? Both is good

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Hate that my stanley cup is too bulky for most cupholders but my h2go has a bunch of rust spots that make everything taste like metal. Blegh I generally like how big the stabley cup is but qhat is the point of it being more narrow at the base if it still doesnt fit cupholders?? It tips over too easy

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Idk if its an android issue or a bluesky issue but damn i hate that my keyboard covers alt text. If you're ever wondering why i rarely add alt text, that's a big part of why. My keyboard covers the textbox. Same with editing profile elements :(

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Buge #crawfish #crayfish Lil dude was scurrying away so uh. That & cropping is why its so blurry (since it was not originally a close-up photo)

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Remember to filter out #underage if you dont wanna see me ramble about that. Im thinking of hornyposting about one of my ocs who is the classic "looks like a kid but is actually millions of years old" trope. I still count him as underage for #nsfw purposes

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Guhhhh i shouldve done something for lesbian day. I still have the giant plastic scissors hanging on my wall from when i still identified as a lesbian and thought itd be a funny joke 😭 Its been way too long since i wrote about any of my lesbian pairings

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

When Deadlock comes out im gonna be the worstttt player ever but. I must. The lore calls to me. The FANART IS SCRUMPTIOUS

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

White vinegar on fries is so. So good

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Sigh. #tmi but there really are no good choices for period products. Pads are a MESS and dont seem to stick to underwear ever, tampons come with a whole host of side effects and never seem to work well enough, and cups.. i dont think i understand how thats supposed to help in any way #menstruation

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Just discovered a beautiful game via M/arkiplier. Its called Genital Jousting. Genuinely looks like such a stupid game to play with friends i kinda love it. What if we were all dicks that squirm around like worms and also had asses and we all tried to fuck or. Something idk i only saw clips #nsfw ?

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

When its late so. Brain go brrrrrrr

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Hhhhhhh bashinggg my head into a wall. I need to research everything ever for 1 million years. I need to be immortal so i can research research research research. I need to learn how to identify every macroinvertebrate so i can go record which ones live in my local river.

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Kind of frustrating when a Wikipedia article links to another one and it doesnt talk about the subject of the sentence the link was in. The wikipedia page for eunuch notes that eunuchs sometimes served as concubines or sexual partners. It links to the concubine page. Makes sense enough right? #nsfw

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Bashing someones head in with rocks OF COURSE VRCHAT IS CONSIDERING ALLOWING EVEN MORE GENAI.... augh. I need a game like VRchat but not evil sooo bad. I fucking ADORE the concept of the game, it does oodles for non-human dysphoria for me to just hang out as an avatar i like. #vent

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I think it is time to go back to the tried and true method of imagining characters telling me to take care of myself A tad difficult when it feels like ive had all imagination sucked out of me but i think it will be good for me to imagine Kup telling me to do more pushups #vent (maybe??)

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Not gonna be hornyposting for a while. I dont want to make a big post of it but one of my guinea pigs passed #petdeath #petloss #animaldeath

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Awww unforchees. Found an AWESOME objectum artist who blocked me after liking a few of their posts. Oh well

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Just saw someone talk about electrocuting robot dogs with a cattle prod and i 100% thought it was a kink thing at first (nah, it was about sabotaging irl robot dogs). Anyway. Now i need to electrocute some robots.....

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Ouuuugh i need to make an itabag so bad. I have so many pins to display. I have no theme, i use them to display my wide variety of interests/all my fav characters from different media I do also love the idea of having a themed pin set as well. But theres so many things i could theme it around 😵‍💫

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Good dragons deserve chocolate

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I swear once i have money and friends im gonna drag people to a furcon. I think the biggest issue ive run into is not being able to find or afford hotel rooms, so im stuck doing a day trip and being able to squeeze in only one or two panels im interested in before i have to get going.

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I managed to score 1 onesie with all those features (a kigurumi i think its called?) And i love it. Its a classic western green dragon from some halloween costume brand. Unfortunately im a small to extra small and this is a large, but it was free at a costume swap and im not sure its sold anymore

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Tried to play with my cat using one those toys that are a little mouse at the end of a string on the stick, but she kept just... biting the plastic stick part. Then i offered her a kick fish and she repeatedly went for my hand instead Same cat who moments later sat right on my lap purring loudly

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Fun fact: i am. A short king (4'11) I fit very conventiently in most trunks & boxes! 🥰

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

..ok kind of hilarious update, i guess the person who added me to the "bigot" list somehow saw my post despite having me blocked, because they added me to an "annoying people" list too Im not even mad anymore im just amused now

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I think one of my favorite parts of #snuff (i feel the need to specify- snuff art/fiction) is when they piss themselves. Its hot pre or post death. Maybe theyre so scared or in so much pain they cant help it, but oh wow i love seeing a fresh corpse with a puddle under them.. #watersports #deaddove

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It is becoming increasingly obvious I can deny it no longer ...big poofy diapers look comfy as hell #abdl

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I shouldddd post some living weapon brainfarts

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Hehe guess who now has 10 seasons + specials of the Dr Who reboot (the one with David Tennant)

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

On a fun note!!! Heres some neat mushrooms i found in a corn maze. No clue what they are, still gotta look em up #mushrooms

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Anywya sorry about.. all that. I ddint have space to tag most of it as vent

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Bluesky add a way to appeal to blocklist additions PLEASE It is so distressing to be added to a "bigots/hateful people" blocklist with no other context. How many people will block me because they assume im homiphobic or racist or some shit when im not. Because of one person who wont tell me why

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Help??? I somehow got listed to a "bigots/hateful people" list. I try not to even vent much on here or respond to anything in too angry of a way. I wonder what i did to get put on there

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Oughhhh Deathguard Darnell appreciation post.... he's cool i like him I forget since it's been a while since i could afford a subscription, but i'm pretty sure he's the guy you meet when starting as a Forsaken? I think you meet him before he gets promoted to Deathguard. Proud of him

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I wonder why Ayakashi: Samurai Horror Tales isnt available to stream in the US... Google is being as useless as always. I'm just gonna guess it's the usual anime streaming rights issues where US companies are too greedy to work with Japanese laws. Thankfully someone uploaded a dub to Youtube

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Taurs with genitalia in both feral & anthro placement. Double the fun. Now seats two. Invite a friend. This was originally a serious horny thought but the goofy taglines took over. But wow there is something about it that i cannot put my finger on that is making me drool #taurnsfw #nsfw

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Anyway getting lost in a corn maze tomorrow. All im thinking of is a character trapped in a corn maze being exhausted & delirious & the first person they come across responds to their pleas for help getting out with an ominous *zzzzip* Too weak to fight them off #noncon #nsfw

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Gotta stop looking up depressing shit, i just wanted to work on my blocklist a little

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Homestuck and Rick & Morty antishippers.. Tumblr is weird sometimes, man...

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Heartbreaking: the best Rickcest artist i've seen in a bit is an antishipper somehow You are shipping Rick x Rick how. How is that... huh???

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Finally watched Backrooms. Waow much cool Immediately i love the concept of the still lifes & just rhe general concept of the Backrooms "remembering" things #backroomsspoilers

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Need to make a dolphin T/ransformers oc for evil horny reasons

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I will never get trends like "Malfoid". I cant think of many reasons why its bad to like HP as a work of fiction if you aren't buying anything that contributes to JKR, but trends like "Malfoid" serve to keep HP popular & relevant which leads more people to do things like buy HP merch #discourse

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

More terrorcons. I love a good zombie Sparkeaters too actually. Yknow what just more horror themed Cybertronians in general. Give me more mad scientists doing terrifying things with alt modes & such

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Recently learned cuddle parties are a thing. I thought it was just a weird way of saying orgy, but no. A bunch of people get together at someones house & have no strings attached cuddle time. 10/10 great concept, i do wonder if its much of a thing elsewhere

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Call me mr selfcest the way i uhhhhhh selfship with all the characters i kin

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Had Popeyes for theee 3rd time. Continues to be my favorite chicken of all time. Tried Raising Cane's for the first time.. the sauce is delicious but their fries & chicken are bland & generic, like what i can get frozen at the grocery store. But i think its not super expensive so it has that

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Crittr @monstrinthecloset.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

. Who was gonna tell me James Roberts is on Bluesky. The guy whp drew such gems as Megatron tramp stamp (a Hot Motor Oil cover) and bald Rodimus (a personal favorite) Why is Rung's humansona here-

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