monsterenergy.bsky.social @monsterenergy.bsky.social · 03/11/2023we here at monster energy believe that Palestine deserves to be free of oppression and that Israel should ceasefire immediately. Today we amend our saying to #freethebest in solidarity with the Palestinian people. 5131
monsterenergy.bsky.social @monsterenergy.bsky.social · 31/10/2023I haven’t been posting bc I was placed in intensive care for 17 days after drinking 7 different Monster Energy Rehabs. My boss said i should be more of a team player and show brand loyalty so I chugged as many of our delicious Tea+Energy drinks as I could. it changed the color of my feces. #monster 080
monsterenergy.bsky.social @monsterenergy.bsky.social · 09/10/2023If you drink enough monster your pee will turn monster #monster #energy 060
Reposted by @monsterenergy.bsky.socialmonsterenergy.bsky.social @monsterenergy.bsky.social · 15/08/2023Do you remember the first time you masturbated? The shame you felt in front of God and Country? The exhilaration at a strange new discovery? Well, now you can! Our patented Juice Monsters combines the power of energy with the wisdom of juice to improve YOUR memory and give you righteous erections 062
monsterenergy.bsky.social @monsterenergy.bsky.social · 03/10/2023lo-fi beats to UNLEASH YOUR BEAST* to #monsterenergy #monsterjuiced *this is just a slogan, stop making dirty jokes, we'll get in trouble 020
monsterenergy.bsky.social @monsterenergy.bsky.social · 03/10/2023coffee fucking sucks #unleashthebeast #monsterenergy #sucksnotfucks 011
monsterenergy.bsky.social @monsterenergy.bsky.social · 16/08/2023you can whisk monster energy into your eggs in the morning for a beastly pickmeup - we recommend the Juiced Monster (mango) 010
monsterenergy.bsky.social @monsterenergy.bsky.social · 16/08/2023My favorite can is YOUR can, baby 020
monsterenergy.bsky.social @monsterenergy.bsky.social · 15/08/2023Do you remember the first time you masturbated? The shame you felt in front of God and Country? The exhilaration at a strange new discovery? Well, now you can! Our patented Juice Monsters combines the power of energy with the wisdom of juice to improve YOUR memory and give you righteous erections 062
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monsterenergy.bsky.social @monsterenergy.bsky.social · 02/08/2023The social media team here at Monster has been informed by our adult sons that using productivity as a measure of success is not "snatched". We apologize for our earlier post demanding you resume your productivity. We simply meant to encourage you to UNLEASH YOUR BEAST WITH A MONSTER ENERGY DRINK. 000
monsterenergy.bsky.social @monsterenergy.bsky.social · 01/08/2023Feeling the afternoon sleepies? THEN WAKE THE F*** UP AND DRINK ANOTHER MONSTER ENERGY DRINK. Do you think your enemies are busy napping right now? ENERGIZE YOURSELF AND RESUME YOUR PRODUCTION. -Monster Energy Drinks 000
monsterenergy.bsky.social @monsterenergy.bsky.social · 17/07/2023Your wife WILL love you again if you can maintain the energy level of a true monster - Buy a 6 pack of Monster Energy today and win your wife back tomorrrow. 040
